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1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

I would sodomise them with a giant serrated Curly Wurly and subject them to simulated George Bush on Burt Reynolds porn!

2. What will you do, if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you?

I'd make them fall deeply in love with me, then get as much sexual pleasure and money out of them as possible. I'd also secretly film them urinating and sell it online.

3. What if question number two was the other way around?

I would degrade every ounce of their self esteem and then sell them overpriced, calorie intense chocolate, till they commit suicide from utter self disgust.

4. Would you rather be dumped by your Girlfriend or see her cheating on you?

Doesn't matter, either way she'll end up more hurt than me, I assure you. I'm incredibly adept at destroying people emotionally and giving them long term self worth issues.

5. What's your ideal lover?

Slightly overweight, muscular, large thick protruding pink outer labia, longer pink inner labia, large steroid induced clitoris (3-5cms), a big round disproportionally large ass, large pink areola, breast size doesn't matter, chunky thighs with plenty of fat, pale skin, eye colour - any, medium to long length hair, hair colour - any, tummy button piercing, body hair - sometimes shaved & sometimes hairy, ass and breast stretch marks, highly sexed, highly affectionate, sweet, individual, doesn't go along with fashions, likes being photographed nude for the world to see, enjoys sexual activity in the countryside and semi-public places, enjoys watching hardcore pornography and sharing sexual fantasies, loves snacking and food sex, committed and romantic, very sexually flirtatious even in public, strong bold personality who doesn't take any shit, enjoys sexual domination as much as being sexually submissive (but not without a fight ), very vocal during love making, willing to try anything sexually, loves being masturbated in swimming pools and other public places where people can't see what my hands are up to, rubs her pussy against me whenever she wants to, has an intense passion for molesting all my shampoo and anti-antiperspirant bottles and anything else that remotely resembles a phallus (candles etc), produces large amounts of vaginal secretions and female ejaculate, loves anal sex and ass-to-mouth, loves being called a bitch and a slut and calling me the same.

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?

They're equal, both pointless without the other.

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue for them to change their feelings?

Hell no, I wouldn't waste my time on them and I respect their choice. To try to change their feelings would be abusive.

8. If the person you like is already attached, what would you do?

Keep away, unless that person shows interest and is unhappy with their current relationship, or wants a threesome relationship (which includes the other partner being humiliated by the 3-way)

9. If you could leave everything behind and go to a place to start anew, where would it be?

Stuck between Pennsylvania, Maryland and Sweden.

10. What do you want most in your life?

A lover.

11. Is being tagged fun?

Sometimes.

12. If you find out that your best friend is going out with your girlfriend or boyfriend, how would you react?

I would sodomise him/her in front of their tied up parents with a machete and post the video to their grandparents.

13. Who is currently the most important person/s to you?

In alphabetical order - Christy, Lyna, Signe.

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Very cute, loving, affectionate, fun, humourous, sexy, beautiful, quirky, a little insane.

15. You always loved *fill in the blank ______________ ?

No, I love filling a girl's cunt with my cock.

16. If a person you secretly like cannot recognize you, what would you do or how would you react?

I would show them my genitalia and teach them how to attach post-it notes to my scrotum using barbed wire.

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?

If I could totally trust her/him then yes.

18. If you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?

I can't answer that. I wish I could. Difficult question.

19. What type of friends do you like?

Caring, deep, intellectual, fun loving, affectionate, cute.

20. Who/what is your inspiration?

Sex, necrophiliac fantasies and porn which degrades women, oh yeah and fish fingers too!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
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The only point of female politicians, some say, is to give us lady fancying peeps, something to oogle at, or indeed Google at, when we're debating political matters!! Or indeed to get us interested in politics in the first place! Okay, okay, our minds might be more focused on their cleavages and slappable buttock cheeks, but HEY, at least they've drawn us in!

The Completely Undefinitive Guide To Hot Female Politicians Worldwide!

Ruth 'Catholic Girl' Kelly

When she's not wearing her sexy nun outfit and romping around the countryside, Ruth works as the 'Secretary of State for Transport' in the UK! I must readily admit, she can RIDE me any day!

Jenny 'School Girl' Willot

Jenny's an innocent little lady, who's VERY LIBERAL! So liberal infact, she's the Liberal Democrat MP of Cardiff Central!


Jessica 'Hard Labour' Morden

Jess is a hard working lass, who loves nothing more than to handle a large quanty of wood on a daily basis! Some say it's a Labour of Love!

Ilona Staller

Ex porn actress Ilona Staller, was elected to the Italian Partliament in 1987! Promising to increase the erectile function of her Lazio, Rome constituency!!! She failed miserably and so lost re-election to the prominent left-of-center candidate - Viagra!

Jo 'Just Finished Puberty' Swinson

Jo is the youngest MP in the British House of Commons and so is hit on more often than a German politician's severely sore buttock cheeks!


Yulia 'Star Wars Recreationist' Tymoshenko

Yulia is the current Ukranian Prime Minister and as such, can actively seek out to look like every Star Wars character known to man! Cause quite frankly no one's paying any attention to this small ex-Soviet Union country and so she can do as she bloody well damn pleases! Starting with the obvious - Princess Leia, she will build it up to finale that is Chewbacca!!