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Perfectionism is much like sex with Keira Knightley, you want it desperately but you know it will never happen! We still keep on dreaming about it anyway (I know I do!), despite logic dictating that she'd have better taste in men/women. Whichever way she goes, though she has dated men!

Mmmmmm she's my current dream woman, but she's too thin! It's an obsession with women, but I have no idea why! I found Keira much more beautiful when her thighs were nice and chunky, it's very feminine, she could have done with more body fat really! Men must be predisposed to finding a little chunkiness attractive due to the fact women need 17-20% body fat in order to menstruate properly. It's selection in evolution peeps and where do us men look for body fat?!?! No not the neck!! It's the ASS and BREASTS!

It all makes sense now doesn't it?! Yes, that's why lovers of the feminine are so obsessed with those particular body parts! I'm also obsessed with the sacred 'V', but fat doesn't tend to end up there! Unless there's something rather odd happening down there, or some vile fat relocation surgery has been carried out! Presumably analogous to men injecting certain substances into the penis to increase it's girth, but it can and often does go HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!!! So don't try it you small cock-ed FREAKS!!!

Thanks a lot Jo for sending me that porn link of the guy with the quote unquote cone cock! DISGUSTING! I just had to find out what had happened there, I thought he had tumorous member! YUCK! The things men will do to be larger down there, apparently it's effectively irreversible, I won't link to some pics of the surgery gone wrong, because I've disgusted you enough...

... mind you there is one more thing. Some women inject testosterone into their clitorises to induce androgenic effects localised in that region, i.e. clitoromegaly. Which is growth of the clitoris into a phallus, albeit to varying degrees! Most women who experience this idiopathically will pick up a meat clever or seek professional surgeons to slice it off. I guess they have it snipped, so that they won't be confused with intersexuals or pre-op transsexuals! Personally I think that's unnecessary surgery, but I can understand why someone would seek such an evasive treatment for it! I mean come on people, not everyone sees that thing on a daily basis now do they?!... unfortunately!

Poor Keira she's just a shrivelled up twig now, she'll be blown away with the strong winds we've been having here in the UK of late. Burrrrrrr it's cold outside! I must put on my Cavali pullover that my last significant ex got me. All I wanted was her love and to suckle on her large labia every 5 minutes! Those were mighty nice lips, mmmmmmmm, I've got a pair of her panties upstairs, I think I'll have a sniff! *turns into a sniffly bunny rabbit for 50 minutes with the HORN going on!*

[50 minutes of knicker sniffing indulgence!]

... anyway back to perfection! If the following music videos fail to give you an eating disorder, I don't know what will! Why does the media present these images? Most women can't look like that and nor would I want them to! THEY'RE TOO THIN AND TONED! Keep the meat and show off your personality! Be authoritative! It's SEXY in a girl! Guys love to see it!



Jakatta featuring Beth Hirsch - One Fine Day

Michael Gray feat. Shelly Poole - Borderline

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Note. The goddess pic was scanned from a postcard I was going to send a girl, but never got round to it! Too late now! LOL!

Weekly fav music videos and and beauties previously mentioned in the top 'STICKY POST'

Beauty - "the quality present in a thing or person that gives intense pleasure or deep sensual satisfaction to the penis, whether arising from a flacid or otherwise limp like state, when sensory manifestations (such as sight, sound, touch, tellytubby porn, erotic type movements of the groinal area during strenuous exercise, or indeed the viewing of my wet, inappropriately, disproportionately, grotesquely large and highly spirited nether regions), can give a meaningful and highly pleasurable mental hard-on and/or a highly feasible window breaking ejaculatory reflex... achem!"

- 'The Inhibitions of Soul and Morality'
by Sir Cumming Sune Du Ju Mond Auf Ju Bond Uver Mae Tibble Ja

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I don't think people freshly squeezed from the loins of their mothers really realize how beautiful she was, have a peek below...













I'd love to see pretty much any girl all snuggled up in my bed right now, I need to get with someone real fast! My high sex drive is doing my nogin in!

If you want to see the surf band 'The Bambi Molesters' hilarious video for 'Bikini Machines' CLICK HERE YOU SICKO!