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Posts tagged with "neurosis"

Best Blog on the net since errrrr.. all the time I've been blogging goes to...

Monday, 18. December 2006, 17:37:49

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ME! ME! ME! But if I had to nominate someone else it would be Quentin S Crisp, just because I think he looks like a complete idiot on his 'Doctor Who' photo album, he writes like a loon (albeit in a much more intellectual way than myself!) and he can speak Japanese. How freakin' cool is that? Okay I've just widened the intellectual gap by using the word "freakin'", how embarrassing!! :no:

Even the 'g' on the end got emitted for an apostrophe, or if I really want to sound dull, a single inverted comma!! Or even better, a little high squiggly bit that looks like I can't use my pen correctly.... even though this is all electronic...........

... what's that funny smell coming from the bathroom?!?! Aliens?!??!! Oh GOLLY it's Bruce Forsythe and he's saying it's nice to see me! What the F***?!?!!! Someone please help me, it's monstrous!!!

Bruce Forsythe
Catchphrase: "Nice to see you! To see you! NICE!"

Note: I found a video of Quentin on YouTube singing, it was taken by a mysterious stranger with a long telephoto lens. Mr Crisp wants to be able to sing apparently, but he obviously shouldn't!!! :wink:

Note of a note: That obviously isn't Quentin, but I only mention this due to possible legal action!!! :devil:

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Ohhhhhh i can't stop this blog! I've got too many detractors!

Tuesday, 5. December 2006, 12:59:21

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How could I stop this beautiful thing I've got here, so much hate from feminist hos, people who think having sexual intercourse with sheep and fem goats is wrong, Christians and pretty much anyone else who believes in God more or less.

I just can't go through with it people! It's right is what it is! And believe me, I am all wrong! What would the net be without my blog eh? That little bit more acceptable that's what! And I can't let that happen!


Notes: I am pro female equality, I just detest the separatists etc, as much as I go on about sheep shagging, my genitalia has never come within 5 meters of a sheep, I prefer masturbation from a distance! Okay okay, it's all a joke, I like women and only women, that's how I go! I also believe people can believe whatever they want, as long as that means I can believe whatever I want!

For English Teachers Only: Please excuse my use of "and"s at the beginning of sentences you sad twats!

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END, OVER, NEVERMORE

Monday, 4. December 2006, 23:04:04

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Goodbye now, god bless, got to go. Seeya lol!

It's all over. No more blog, no more profanity, no more stain on society.

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What the frick??!!

Sunday, 3. December 2006, 08:36:49

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Someone has been moderating my photo album descriptions, this is censorship people! And I for one will not stand for this! I'll take it like a prossie, laying down, smoking a phallus shaped object in my gob! What the hell is this Opera??? Ur turning into the frickin' Chinese government here! My descriptions are still in my settings but they will not display, something is up and it ain't seem like cracking!

Buggery frick!

UPDATE: Sorry everyones photo section is having the same problem as mine, the description for at least the moment is the same as the title of the photo album. Confusing... very confusing! And I thought I was being too rambunctious!!! Come on people, it's easy to understand why I would think my blog is too shocking.. isn't it? Or are you lot too liberal these days??? Perhaps shagging sheep is very common all over the world. Yes, it makes sense! It's a fact people! 95% of the world's population has sexual intercourse with the fluffier sex! Personally I never let their ears droop! :wink:

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Photos are down, Opera doesn't like me!

Sunday, 5. November 2006, 09:54:17

Opera has decided that my blog is too scandalous, so they've taken down my photos. It's probably the references to buggering sheep and the like, that and commenting that I prefer Mozilla Firefox to Opera. Well okay if I have to be honest it's not because of that, it's because everyone's photo section is down, boohooo, all that work and now people can't see 'em. Can't find any status info on the problem sorry. I must say I'm pleased that one of my photo albums is linked to from the main My Opera page hehe!

UPDATE: Photos are back up and the link on the main My Opera page has been taken down, I can't say I'm suprised! :yikes:

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"All Flesh Is Evil"

Tuesday, 20. December 2005, 16:32:50

The palms of my hands have gone all red and sore, it's the stigmata I tells ya! Soon I will be worshipped and adored, being trafficked around as a holy freak show, ah just as God has intended.

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