The Point of Female Politicians
Thursday, 15. May 2008, 19:05:43
The only point of female politicians, some say, is to give us lady fancying peeps, something to oogle at, or indeed Google at, when we're debating political matters!! Or indeed to get us interested in politics in the first place! Okay, okay, our minds might be more focused on their cleavages and slappable buttock cheeks, but HEY, at least they've drawn us in! 
The Completely Undefinitive Guide To Hot Female Politicians Worldwide!
Ruth 'Catholic Girl' Kelly
When she's not wearing her sexy nun outfit and romping around the countryside, Ruth works as the 'Secretary of State for Transport' in the UK! I must readily admit, she can RIDE me any day!
Jenny 'School Girl' Willot
Jenny's an innocent little lady, who's VERY LIBERAL! So liberal infact, she's the Liberal Democrat MP of Cardiff Central!
Jessica 'Hard Labour' Morden
Jess is a hard working lass, who loves nothing more than to handle a large quanty of wood on a daily basis! Some say it's a Labour of Love!
Ilona Staller
Ex porn actress Ilona Staller, was elected to the Italian Partliament in 1987! Promising to increase the erectile function of her Lazio, Rome constituency!!! She failed miserably and so lost re-election to the prominent left-of-center candidate - Viagra!
Jo 'Just Finished Puberty' Swinson
Jo is the youngest MP in the British House of Commons and so is hit on more often than a German politician's severely sore buttock cheeks!
Yulia 'Star Wars Recreationist' Tymoshenko
Yulia is the current Ukranian Prime Minister and as such, can actively seek out to look like every Star Wars character known to man! Cause quite frankly no one's paying any attention to this small ex-Soviet Union country and so she can do as she bloody well damn pleases! Starting with the obvious - Princess Leia, she will build it up to finale that is Chewbacca!!
The Completely Undefinitive Guide To Hot Female Politicians Worldwide!
Ruth 'Catholic Girl' KellyWhen she's not wearing her sexy nun outfit and romping around the countryside, Ruth works as the 'Secretary of State for Transport' in the UK! I must readily admit, she can RIDE me any day!
Jenny 'School Girl' WillotJenny's an innocent little lady, who's VERY LIBERAL! So liberal infact, she's the Liberal Democrat MP of Cardiff Central!
Jessica 'Hard Labour' MordenJess is a hard working lass, who loves nothing more than to handle a large quanty of wood on a daily basis! Some say it's a Labour of Love!
Ilona StallerEx porn actress Ilona Staller, was elected to the Italian Partliament in 1987! Promising to increase the erectile function of her Lazio, Rome constituency!!! She failed miserably and so lost re-election to the prominent left-of-center candidate - Viagra!
Jo 'Just Finished Puberty' SwinsonJo is the youngest MP in the British House of Commons and so is hit on more often than a German politician's severely sore buttock cheeks!
Yulia 'Star Wars Recreationist' Tymoshenko
Yulia is the current Ukranian Prime Minister and as such, can actively seek out to look like every Star Wars character known to man! Cause quite frankly no one's paying any attention to this small ex-Soviet Union country and so she can do as she bloody well damn pleases! Starting with the obvious - Princess Leia, she will build it up to finale that is Chewbacca!!
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By MizzMartinez, # 17. May 2008, 10:06:44
You don't mind if a demented sheep pedophile, who loves torturing pandas by the act of shearing, calls you sweetie, do you?
By pandashavingtorture, # 17. May 2008, 17:17:59
Picies? Their names? Aww...that's too much work for lazy me. Why don't you just google them?
By MizzMartinez, # 17. May 2008, 19:47:48
...is okay
The Italians are looking more promising I must say
Caroline Flint (British MP) is a bit of all right!
Any politicians you fancy?
The hunk that is Vladmir Putin?
Does David Cameron get you going?
Does Boris Johnson's handsome head of hair sway your heart and soul and makes you want to boogie?
By pandashavingtorture, # 17. May 2008, 20:19:05
The italians are hotties though, but sadly...only good for you!
By MizzMartinez, # 17. May 2008, 20:34:31
None of them fancies you? Well I'm sure none of them has ever even seen you sweetie!!
Go contact Boris Johnson on his blog, or David Cameron on his video blog to see what they think!
Boris has already cheated on his wife once, if you put your mind to it and your body against his, YOU could be his 2nd mistress!
By pandashavingtorture, # 18. May 2008, 11:49:13
It doesn't matter if they've seen me or not...it wouldn't change my mind.
There has been a couple of hotties through time though. What about -->
I don't know about being the 2nd mistress..and we shouldn't even mention me being the 1st one.
By MizzMartinez, # 18. May 2008, 13:26:10
You find the thought of being a man's mistress disgusting eh? A lady of moderate to high standards, that's not something I'm used to here in Wales. Next you'll tell me you don't get drunk every weekend and walk around town with your panties around your ankles, screaming "I LOVE YOU MUM!"
By pandashavingtorture, # 18. May 2008, 19:00:00
How are women in Wales?
Should I lie to you or just tell the truth?
I DON'T get drunk every weekend and I do definitely NOT walk around town with my panties around my ankles.
How about you?
By MizzMartinez, # 18. May 2008, 19:11:51
How are women in Wales you ask? Usually covered in urine from the waist down and vomit from the mouth down and indeed above it as well
I find drunken women oddly attractive actually, so it ain't all that bad, but personally I don't like it when they're in a group. They just get yobbish and try to strangle people with their g-strings!
Welsh women have a tendency to be drunken sluts, but they're not all like that.. so I've been led to believe anyway. Welsh women don't tend to like me
Personally I've never gone past the tipsy stage of alcohol consumption, I don't see the point with getting drunk at all quite honestly.
No, I don't walk around town with panties around my ankles! Feminine underwear doesn't have any space for the male appendages you see!
I don't wear any female underwear actually, I don't even need a bra, it's embarrassing, I'm notoriously flat chested
By pandashavingtorture, # 18. May 2008, 20:40:00
What's your opinion about Welsh guys then?
By MizzMartinez, # 18. May 2008, 20:46:25
I need to move to England
No fit guys or girls here with a personality
By pandashavingtorture, # 18. May 2008, 21:00:28
By MizzMartinez, # 18. May 2008, 21:03:43
This is why sometimes I prioritize ugly people, because ugliness causes people to attract people with other facets of their person. Though people with body image disorders are just as good personality wise and ya get the cuteness too!
By pandashavingtorture, # 18. May 2008, 21:20:15
By MizzMartinez, # 18. May 2008, 21:28:50
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By pandashavingtorture, # 19. May 2008, 14:43:07
By MizzMartinez, # 19. May 2008, 14:53:39
I could stare at her for days! DAYS KERSTIN! DAYS!!!
Who do you fancy?
By pandashavingtorture, # 19. May 2008, 15:30:44
By MizzMartinez, # 19. May 2008, 16:46:44
By pandashavingtorture, # 20. May 2008, 15:13:04
Famous? Definitely! RICKY MARTIN, Tose Proeski (RIP), Ed Westwick...That's about it!
By MizzMartinez, # 20. May 2008, 18:13:00
Jason Lewis me really like
By pandashavingtorture, # 20. May 2008, 19:35:35
By MizzMartinez, # 20. May 2008, 19:54:39
By pandashavingtorture, # 21. May 2008, 14:19:41
By MizzMartinez, # 21. May 2008, 14:44:42
Do you think he's gay?
By pandashavingtorture, # 21. May 2008, 16:29:19
No, I don't think that he is gay. Mostly, since he has been dating the same woman the latest 16 years...but if he would be that, which I doubt, it would be fine for me. He would still be a hottie!
What do you think about Gael?
By MizzMartinez, # 21. May 2008, 17:12:58
Gael is fine, not really my type, but I can see why you like him.
Me likes Richey Edwards
By pandashavingtorture, # 21. May 2008, 20:07:38
What exactly do you consider to be "gay"? Huh?
Okay, please explain...How can you see that I like him? Your answer should be pretty interesting!
Who is "Richey Edwards"?
By MizzMartinez, # 21. May 2008, 20:27:07
Well I can see that Gael has facial features that some women find quite attractive. So that's why I can see you that you could find him cute or whatever. I personally think he's a handsome lad, but he's just not my particular type, he doesn't get my juices bubbling!
Richey Edwards is the missing member of the Manic Street Preachers
By pandashavingtorture, # 22. May 2008, 16:31:56
They don't get your juices bubbling? I'd definitely NOT turn him down!
Wow, It's tragic what happened with Richey.
By MizzMartinez, # 22. May 2008, 18:41:20
Oh well, I certainly know the feeling of wanting to commit suicide at the River Severn, thought about it many times. It's a popular suicide spot. Either jump off one of the two big bridges there and get swept under the river, or simply wade in and drown.
Hilarious Richey Interview (with one of the best quotes ever, at the end, by the interviewer
By pandashavingtorture, # 24. May 2008, 13:09:58