Jason
About me
I am qualified for this job because I'm squirmy. I got a college education at outerspace and I majored in words. I consider myself very special because I'm a douche. I'll be working to support my smarmy wife and our three blue-green stop signs. I'm looking for a job that pays between $42 and $43 a year. I have experience using bubbly fingers and a liver. I have a grody attitude that makes me good for spitting. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this impish job. Thank you.
Fast facts
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At the movies I like to see:Orange drinking fountains
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Last movie seen:I really can't remember
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Music I listen to:Everything
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Best album right now:The Beta Band - Three EPs
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Favorite author:Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Last book read:Oh Pure and Radiant Heart by Lydia Millet
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Best game right now:Go
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Favorite sports team:Minnesota Twins
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I'm passionate about:Politics, my son, music, cartoons
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I wish I could:Fly
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Favorite travel destination:Iowa
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On my vacation I..:Do jumping jacks
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Food I like:Vegetarian
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Software I use:Office, SPSS, Foobar2000, Azureus, Soulseek, Tag&Rename, Trillian, VLC, The Gimp, iPodder, Lynx
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Hardware I use:AMD, nVidia, Maxtor, OCZ