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Jason

Jason

About me

I am qualified for this job because I'm squirmy. I got a college education at outerspace and I majored in words. I consider myself very special because I'm a douche. I'll be working to support my smarmy wife and our three blue-green stop signs. I'm looking for a job that pays between $42 and $43 a year. I have experience using bubbly fingers and a liver. I have a grody attitude that makes me good for spitting. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me right for this impish job. Thank you.

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:Orange drinking fountains
  • Last movie seen:I really can't remember
  • Music I listen to:Everything
  • Best album right now:The Beta Band - Three EPs
  • Favorite author:Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  • Last book read:Oh Pure and Radiant Heart by Lydia Millet
  • Best game right now:Go
  • Favorite sports team:Minnesota Twins
  • I'm passionate about:Politics, my son, music, cartoons
  • I wish I could:Fly
  • Favorite travel destination:Iowa
  • On my vacation I..:Do jumping jacks
  • Food I like:Vegetarian
  • Software I use:Office, SPSS, Foobar2000, Azureus, Soulseek, Tag&Rename, Trillian, VLC, The Gimp, iPodder, Lynx
  • Hardware I use:AMD, nVidia, Maxtor, OCZ