Randomly Confused

It has become a habit to check any film's ratings on IMDB before watching it. Sometimes even when it is know that a film is very good, i casually look at imdb page to see what people have to say about the film.The interesting part is the quotes section which lists the famous or interesting lines from the movie.This section becomes even more fun to read if the film is a non-English film.
I was reading some quotes of hindi movies.The way people translate the hindi dialogs to English is funny.Check out these

1. Deewar (1975) :Ravi( shashi kapoor): "Brother, whether you would do the sign or not?"
   Vijay (amitabh bachchan): "Yes, I would do the sign, but I would not be the first one to do the sign, I wouldn't do it alone, go and bring the sign of that man who took the sign from my father, go and bring the sign of that man who stoned my mother and threw her out of the job, go and bring the sign of that man who had written this on my hand. After that! After that my brother the paper you would tell me I would do the sign on that paper."
   
2. Sholay (1975) Gabbar Singh: "How many men were there?"
   or what about this one
   
   Thakur Baldev Singh: I'm putting you to some trouble, jailer.
   Jailer: Not at all, sir. Just name it... whatever it be.
   Thakur Baldev Singh: I need two men." (what kind of movie is that ?? )
   
   and who can forget
   
   Gabbar Singh: Sons of bitches. They were two and you are three. Still you came back - empty handed. What were you thinking when you were coming back? Sardar will be happy and will give you a goodwill gesture? Shame on you!
   
   
3. Don (1978)
   Don: I am a wanted man by the police, but you must understand one simple fact... it is not difficult to catch Don, it is impossible!
   
   
   

PS1: The transaltions are not mine. Any grammar mistakes are due to the translators posting on IMDB pages dated 5/12/2009
Ps2: for more fun check out the quotes page other hit films of 70's like shaan, kaalia etc

Lately i've seen some profile descriptions and i found one that is really good looks as if the words came from within ones heart.It goes somewhat like this
I am a person who is positive about every aspect of life. There are many things I like to do, to see, and to experience. I like to read, I like to write; I like to think, I like to dream; I like to talk, I like to listen. I like to see the sunrise in the morning, I like to see the moonlight at night; I like to feel the music flowing on my face, I like to smell the wind coming from the Rain. I like to look at the clouds in the sky with a blank mind, I like to do thought experiment when I cannot sleep in the middle of the night. I like flowers in spring, rain in summer, leaves in autumn, and snow in winter. I like to sleep Late, I like to get up late; I like to be surrounded by people. I like country’s peace, I like metropolis’ noise; I like delicious food and comfortable shoes; I like good books and romantic movies......



But..... who is the author of this piece ??
A google search shows many profiles from various networking sites, matrimonial sites and what not.
The top of the search results is Abdelrahman elhesky's profile from Community of sweden. I still don't know where or from which book or whose intro this thing is....
Any help from someone will be appreciated