The day has finally arrived--it's Woman's Day! I'm wondering if Hallmark makes cards for this holiday yet...hmmmm. Honestly I've never even heard of this holiday until a few days ago. At first I thought it was a joke--a kind of "steak and blowjob day" for women. Evidently, it's been going on since 1911--who knew? For all you guys who have their ears perked due to the mention of steak and/or blowjob, here's the info you need to give to your girlfriends, wives, etc:

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Anyways, back to Woman's Day...just the fact that it is supported by the UN is enough to make me embrace my inner 1950's housewife. While I appreciate my right to vote, I could honestly care less about working outside of the home, having an abortion, being on birth control, not wearing a bra, etc. And I love how this day is supposed to celebrate the "solidarity of woman as sisters." In fact, I know quite a few women who call themselves feminists that absolutely hate women who aren't!



I have witnessed more catfights in my lifetime than man v. man fistfights.



However, it IS a holiday, and I'm not one to be a party pooper, so here are some gifts for a few well-known women:

To Hillary Clinton:


To Nancy Pelosi:


To Oprah Winfrey:


Hope you're all having a femtastic Woman's Day!