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قبل از ازدواج

مرد: آره، ديگه نميتونم بيش از اين منتظر بمونم

زن: ميخواهى من از پيشت برم؟

مرد: نه! فکرش را هم نکن

زن: منو دوست داري؟

مرد: البته!

زن: آيا تا حالا به من خيانت کردي؟

مرد: نه! چرا چنين سوالى ميکني؟

زن : منو مسافرت ميبري؟

مرد: مرتب!

زن: آيا منو ميزني؟

مرد: به هيچوجه! من از اين آدما نيستم !

زن: ميتونم بهت اعتماد کنم


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