Person Search and Other Silly Habits

I found Bradford last night in a motel on the edge of town. It was less seedy than it sounds but just as dirty. Nobody believed me when I told them that's where he was but I had the last laugh when I got out there and saw Bradford's car in the parking lot! I am going to brag for a moment here: I can find people no matter what, that's how good I am at person search! What I did to find Bradford was run a background check on the owner of the bar we went to. Turns out the guy is a huge drug dealer and Bradford has had big drug problems in the past. I correctly surmised that the owner had sent Bradford out on this wild goose chase for some sort of mythical stash. I hopped into my land rover, sped over to the motel, and got Bradford back. Hah! Yes, I am THAT good! I'm like a superhero...

By the way, have you read this list of Hillary Clinton facts? It's fascinating and hilarious at the same time.

Okay, so you know how I said I was done with women? Well, my gay friend Bradford took that a little too literally and invited me to a gay club last weekend. I told him I was busy, that I needed to stay home and find people, and he laughed in my face. Okay, okay, finding people may sound lame, but it's actually really fun, so he should just leave me alone. Jeez. No offense, I mean, nothing personal, but I'm just not interested in going to a gay club, okay? But he laughed so hard that I went with him. And it was alright. The music was terrible, but there were actually some hot girls there. If only I could find them on people searches, since they weren't putting up with any of my moves. I was a little bummed out, so Bradford said, "Since you're so good at finding people, maybe you should work on finding a therapist." Ha.

Okay, so my sister was off building houses for poor people, which I guess was pretty cool. I saw her on the tail end of her school break and she did, as expected, give me a lecture about my new car. But it wasn't so bad, and I eased her worries by telling her that I was going to try carpooling. Not sure I really will, but hey, with all my experience with people search engines I should be able to find a person to carpool with. I decided this year that I'm going to try to improve myself on a lot of levels. I found this great article on finding a better you in 2008 and between that and my talk with my sister, I really want to try and be a better person. I mean, I'm not going to become a tree-hugging freak like her or anything, but I suppose it won't hurt to try and be a little less selfish. I'm also looking to get back out in the dating scene...and a lot of these "changes" should help me with that. Women like progressive men, right?

I'm thinking about buying a new car. I have a crappy old lunch box style Jeep, and I want a new not as crappy lunch box style Land Rover. We'll see. It might have to be my Christmas gift from me, to me. Speaking of Christmas, I'm going to go see my parents this year. I guess a lot of people in the family are going to be there, and my mom wants me to cut down a tree and such. Is this a bad idea? I'm thinking it might be, but I kind of want to roll the dice. Plus, I've been promising my dad I'd help him find his old Army comrades online so... yeah. Speaking of which, have you all heard about this stuff - person search that is. I love me some person search. I use it all the time at work to do background checks on people. I learned about it from this blog on how to search people. The only down side is that they don't have emails... so when I need one of those, I do what I read in this article: FindAnyoneNow.net - Finding Email Addresses Online. Why am I tell you all this again? Oh yeah, because these are the resources I'm intending on using to help my dad find his friends. I'll let you know how that goes. I'll also let you know how Christmas goes. Yikes...