Person Search and Other Silly Habits

Okay, so you know how I said I was done with women? Well, my gay friend Bradford took that a little too literally and invited me to a gay club last weekend. I told him I was busy, that I needed to stay home and find people, and he laughed in my face. Okay, okay, finding people may sound lame, but it's actually really fun, so he should just leave me alone. Jeez. No offense, I mean, nothing personal, but I'm just not interested in going to a gay club, okay? But he laughed so hard that I went with him. And it was alright. The music was terrible, but there were actually some hot girls there. If only I could find them on people searches, since they weren't putting up with any of my moves. I was a little bummed out, so Bradford said, "Since you're so good at finding people, maybe you should work on finding a therapist." Ha.