Skip navigation.

exploreopera

| Help

Sign up | Help

Pfelelep blog

...le beurre... et l'usine à beurre.

where the king goes alone / scatologie....

, , , , , , , , , , ,


Et sachez que google a la réponse, alors jouez le jeu jusqu'au bout!:idea:

english translation:
how could have guessed that during a party in my HK's friends home

I would challenge the ultimate hygienic and taboo experience: the japanese toilets.

Don't be afraid: it's exactly the same as "our" basic model.... ...with a remote.

A real command center with many buttons and japanese sub-titles.

the 2 first buttons controls a warm water-jet to....you-guess-what.

...a surprising experience I must confess.

the best part is a little fan, ultimate step for a perfect poop.

(an unexplainable feeling, really)

Well, kinda amusing as you can guess.

One thing was not clear to me: why 2 buttons to control the water-jet? I asked my friends.

...and the answer really disappointed me.
Do you know why?

Japanese friends don't answer too fast! Let our occidental contestants guess by themselves.:sherlock:
And don't use google: it's too easy. :confused:

Fallen Art / et humour noir.taHag....

Comments

avatar
Ca a un rapport avec le lavement?

Notons que si tu avais consciencieusement reproduit le texte des boutons, ça eut pu aider (ta transcription est un peu, comment dire, branlante).

By Pif, # 12. January 2007, 09:46:16

avatar
branlante....?

y'a un rapport, justement :rolleyes:

By pfelelep, # 12. January 2007, 10:10:03

avatar
Ah.

D'accord.

By Pif, # 12. January 2007, 10:53:27

avatar
j'en ai trop dit?

nan, c'est pas ce que vous croyez!

By pfelelep, # 12. January 2007, 10:59:04

avatar
Ben si.

By Pif, # 12. January 2007, 11:40:05

avatar
:lol: :faint:

By wickedlizard, # 14. January 2007, 16:42:58

avatar
Great!!
Sometimes I try to push many kinds of bottun that I have never tried before.
I really enjoy to find and try new type of washlet! p:

By Green Aya, # 15. January 2007, 14:14:38

avatar
:D :lol: what a nice funny story :lol:

By ALLY_G, # 16. January 2007, 09:10:54

avatar
LOL

trop drole! Moi, je n'ai pas de reponse pour les deux boutons...-mais les images et histoire - formidable!!

Les aventures dans une toilette japonaise...

By hungryghost, # 16. January 2007, 17:16:53

avatar
2 buttons?

I have just searched in my toilet.
I think 1 is for bottom and the other is for women.

By Green Aya, # 17. January 2007, 08:17:36

avatar
indeed.

But for non-japanese speakers like me, me cannot tell the difference between the male and female water-jet.

if your see what I mean :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

By pfelelep, # 17. January 2007, 08:28:13

avatar
To explain this with another language would be dangerous and dangerous !!

For women,the nozzule extend longer than the other one.

I wonder what is like the toilet of foreign countries.
There is no such a nozzule?

I thought the bidet came from western countries...

By Green Aya, # 18. January 2007, 07:36:48

avatar
Indeed the term bidet itself seems to point to the wonderful cultural legacy of our great country, namely France; but I have to say, being a former parisian, that the bidet is often sacrificed on the altar of ever smaller flat surfaces and ever growing rents.

The last time I saw a fully functional bidet at a friend's, it was used as a massive ash tray, which, yes, was rather disgusting.

As for me, if I had to design hi-tech toilets, the water would be handled by a joystick.

By Pif, # 18. January 2007, 09:18:27

avatar
Good idea!!

By Green Aya, # 18. January 2007, 14:58:05

avatar
Auré writes:

je pense que le deuxieme bouton sert a envoyer une mousse lavante ou désinfectante,
ou peut etre un peu de parfum ça serait le top du top du cul propre n'est-ce pas ?
C'est ça Phil ?

By anonymous user, # 21. January 2007, 21:59:32

avatar
NAN!
Y'a que toi pour avoir des idees pareilles....


(ceci dit, ce serait top en effet)

By pfelelep, # 22. January 2007, 04:37:56

avatar
c'est pour le cas où le jet d'eau n'est pas suffisant? une grosse brosse sort et gratte gratte gratte pour éviter les traces de pneu????

By mariolaz, # 1. February 2007, 17:35:15

avatar
nan, spontex n'est pas encore implanté au japon.


cela ne saurait tarder :lol:

By pfelelep, # 2. February 2007, 03:48:32

avatar
Auré writes:

Ha !
ça y es je sais !
C'est le truc du coton tige, tu colle ton oreille sur la cuvette et un coton tige sort et te récure l'oreille. je pense que c'est ça. ou alors une brosse a dent.

By anonymous user, # 12. February 2007, 17:42:26

avatar
PACO writes:

y a t il un rapport ... avec une brosse a dent ?

By anonymous user, # 18. February 2007, 08:52:32

avatar
田中 writes:

バカやろ

By anonymous user, # 27. February 2007, 14:40:16

avatar
vous êtes tous fous :smile:
de vrais artistes :D

By pfelelep, # 25. September 2007, 05:44:35

avatar
Great story!

Fortunately, the toilet I met had English subtitles :wink:

By nudelsieb, # 30. March 2008, 19:03:01

Write a comment

Comment
(BBcode and HTML is turned off for anonymous user comments.)

Please type this security code : 7e90a2

Smilies

July 2008
MTWTFSS
June 2008August 2008
123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28293031