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Et sachez que google a la réponse, alors jouez le jeu jusqu'au bout!:idea:

english translation:
how could have guessed that during a party in my HK's friends home

I would challenge the ultimate hygienic and taboo experience: the japanese toilets.

Don't be afraid: it's exactly the same as "our" basic model.... ...with a remote.

A real command center with many buttons and japanese sub-titles.

the 2 first buttons controls a warm water-jet to....you-guess-what.

...a surprising experience I must confess.

the best part is a little fan, ultimate step for a perfect poop.

(an unexplainable feeling, really)

Well, kinda amusing as you can guess.

One thing was not clear to me: why 2 buttons to control the water-jet? I asked my friends.

...and the answer really disappointed me.
Do you know why?

Japanese friends don't answer too fast! Let our occidental contestants guess by themselves.:sherlock:
And don't use google: it's too easy. :confused:

Fallen Art / et humour noir.taHag....

Comments

Pif 12. January 2007, 09:46

Ca a un rapport avec le lavement?

Notons que si tu avais consciencieusement reproduit le texte des boutons, ça eut pu aider (ta transcription est un peu, comment dire, branlante).

pfelelep 12. January 2007, 10:10

branlante....?

y'a un rapport, justement :rolleyes:

Pif 12. January 2007, 10:53

Ah.

D'accord.

pfelelep 12. January 2007, 10:59

j'en ai trop dit?

nan, c'est pas ce que vous croyez!

Pif 12. January 2007, 11:40

Ben si.

wickedlizard 14. January 2007, 16:42

:lol: :faint:

Green Aya 15. January 2007, 14:14

Great!!
Sometimes I try to push many kinds of bottun that I have never tried before.
I really enjoy to find and try new type of washlet! p:

ALLY_G 16. January 2007, 09:10

:D :lol: what a nice funny story :lol:

hungryghost 16. January 2007, 17:16

LOL

trop drole! Moi, je n'ai pas de reponse pour les deux boutons...-mais les images et histoire - formidable!!

Les aventures dans une toilette japonaise...

Green Aya 17. January 2007, 08:17

2 buttons?

I have just searched in my toilet.
I think 1 is for bottom and the other is for women.

pfelelep 17. January 2007, 08:28

indeed.

But for non-japanese speakers like me, me cannot tell the difference between the male and female water-jet.

if your see what I mean :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Green Aya 18. January 2007, 07:36

To explain this with another language would be dangerous and dangerous !!

For women,the nozzule extend longer than the other one.

I wonder what is like the toilet of foreign countries.
There is no such a nozzule?

I thought the bidet came from western countries...

Pif 18. January 2007, 09:18

Indeed the term bidet itself seems to point to the wonderful cultural legacy of our great country, namely France; but I have to say, being a former parisian, that the bidet is often sacrificed on the altar of ever smaller flat surfaces and ever growing rents.

The last time I saw a fully functional bidet at a friend's, it was used as a massive ash tray, which, yes, was rather disgusting.

As for me, if I had to design hi-tech toilets, the water would be handled by a joystick.

Green Aya 18. January 2007, 14:58

Good idea!!

Anonymous 21. January 2007, 21:59

Auré writes:

je pense que le deuxieme bouton sert a envoyer une mousse lavante ou désinfectante,
ou peut etre un peu de parfum ça serait le top du top du cul propre n'est-ce pas ?
C'est ça Phil ?

pfelelep 22. January 2007, 04:37

NAN!
Y'a que toi pour avoir des idees pareilles....


(ceci dit, ce serait top en effet)

mariolaz 1. February 2007, 17:35

c'est pour le cas où le jet d'eau n'est pas suffisant? une grosse brosse sort et gratte gratte gratte pour éviter les traces de pneu????

pfelelep 2. February 2007, 03:48

nan, spontex n'est pas encore implanté au japon.


cela ne saurait tarder :lol:

Anonymous 12. February 2007, 17:42

Auré writes:

Ha !
ça y es je sais !
C'est le truc du coton tige, tu colle ton oreille sur la cuvette et un coton tige sort et te récure l'oreille. je pense que c'est ça. ou alors une brosse a dent.

Anonymous 18. February 2007, 08:52

PACO writes:

y a t il un rapport ... avec une brosse a dent ?

Anonymous 27. February 2007, 14:40

田中 writes:

バカやろ

pfelelep 25. September 2007, 05:44

vous êtes tous fous :smile:
de vrais artistes :D

nudelsieb 30. March 2008, 19:03

Great story!

Fortunately, the toilet I met had English subtitles :wink:

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