where the king goes alone / scatologie....
Friday, 12. January 2007, 09:34:15

Et sachez que google a la réponse, alors jouez le jeu jusqu'au bout!
english translation:
how could have guessed that during a party in my HK's friends home
I would challenge the ultimate hygienic and taboo experience: the japanese toilets.
Don't be afraid: it's exactly the same as "our" basic model.... ...with a remote.
A real command center with many buttons and japanese sub-titles.
the 2 first buttons controls a warm water-jet to....you-guess-what.
...a surprising experience I must confess.
the best part is a little fan, ultimate step for a perfect poop.
(an unexplainable feeling, really)
Well, kinda amusing as you can guess.
One thing was not clear to me: why 2 buttons to control the water-jet? I asked my friends.
...and the answer really disappointed me.
Do you know why?
Japanese friends don't answer too fast! Let our occidental contestants guess by themselves.
And don't use google: it's too easy.
Notons que si tu avais consciencieusement reproduit le texte des boutons, ça eut pu aider (ta transcription est un peu, comment dire, branlante).
By Pif, # 12. January 2007, 09:46:16
y'a un rapport, justement
By pfelelep, # 12. January 2007, 10:10:03
D'accord.
By Pif, # 12. January 2007, 10:53:27
nan, c'est pas ce que vous croyez!
By pfelelep, # 12. January 2007, 10:59:04
By Pif, # 12. January 2007, 11:40:05
By wickedlizard, # 14. January 2007, 16:42:58
Sometimes I try to push many kinds of bottun that I have never tried before.
I really enjoy to find and try new type of washlet!
By Green Aya, # 15. January 2007, 14:14:38
By ALLY_G, # 16. January 2007, 09:10:54
trop drole! Moi, je n'ai pas de reponse pour les deux boutons...-mais les images et histoire - formidable!!
Les aventures dans une toilette japonaise...
By hungryghost, # 16. January 2007, 17:16:53
I have just searched in my toilet.
I think 1 is for bottom and the other is for women.
By Green Aya, # 17. January 2007, 08:17:36
But for non-japanese speakers like me, me cannot tell the difference between the male and female water-jet.
if your see what I mean
By pfelelep, # 17. January 2007, 08:28:13
For women,the nozzule extend longer than the other one.
I wonder what is like the toilet of foreign countries.
There is no such a nozzule?
I thought the bidet came from western countries...
By Green Aya, # 18. January 2007, 07:36:48
The last time I saw a fully functional bidet at a friend's, it was used as a massive ash tray, which, yes, was rather disgusting.
As for me, if I had to design hi-tech toilets, the water would be handled by a joystick.
By Pif, # 18. January 2007, 09:18:27
By Green Aya, # 18. January 2007, 14:58:05
je pense que le deuxieme bouton sert a envoyer une mousse lavante ou désinfectante,
ou peut etre un peu de parfum ça serait le top du top du cul propre n'est-ce pas ?
C'est ça Phil ?
By anonymous user, # 21. January 2007, 21:59:32
Y'a que toi pour avoir des idees pareilles....
(ceci dit, ce serait top en effet)
By pfelelep, # 22. January 2007, 04:37:56
By mariolaz, # 1. February 2007, 17:35:15
cela ne saurait tarder
By pfelelep, # 2. February 2007, 03:48:32
Ha !
ça y es je sais !
C'est le truc du coton tige, tu colle ton oreille sur la cuvette et un coton tige sort et te récure l'oreille. je pense que c'est ça. ou alors une brosse a dent.
By anonymous user, # 12. February 2007, 17:42:26
y a t il un rapport ... avec une brosse a dent ?
By anonymous user, # 18. February 2007, 08:52:32
バカやろ
By anonymous user, # 27. February 2007, 14:40:16
de vrais artistes
By pfelelep, # 25. September 2007, 05:44:35
Fortunately, the toilet I met had English subtitles
By nudelsieb, # 30. March 2008, 19:03:01