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où qu'on plagie sans vergogne les alligators

Posts tagged with "art"

Waiyim

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Expositionnnnne ..!

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Galerie "trois petits poings"
23 rue du gué, à Rueil-Malmaison, à côté de Paris, donc...
Viendez-y! :hat:

Chaîne de blogs : 3 choses qui m’énervent

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Philippe (quel prénom ridicule) p: de chez le café froid m'a très gentiment taggué: je dois citer 3 choses qui m'énervent.

Français expatrié chez les sauvages du bout du monde-qui-ne-savent-même-pas-parler-français, je dois dire que ce défi est plutôt facile à relever, toute la difficulté étant même de ne choisir QUE 3 points énervants.



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A mon tour donc de tagguer d'autres expatriés: Pif de chez les Belges, Roland de chez les Canadiens, AKA, en Italie et Aurélien de chez les euh... Alsaciens (ça compte aussi).


english translation:
I've been taggued by Philippe's café froid. I shall name 3 things that bug me off. That will be sooooo easy, as a french expatriate, all the rest of the world is nagging me p:

First, (in the "it's an hard life I'm livin'" serie), I hate when my cracker broke and fall down in my coffee and splash everything around.

Then (in the "of mice and men" serie), I hate when someone give me an quick geopolitical lesson that I diden't ask for.
"I mean, chinese really sucks to eat tibetan dogs during the olympics, seewhatImean?"
bonus: sometimes, they add some a personal attack (and it could be the same person and the same conversation)
"And, I mean," how do you earn your livin' apart from sketching stuff?"


...but what REALLY piss me off is...

"hey? Sarkozy says he will finally meet the Dalaï-Lama later..."
"Somebody PLEA-SE SHUT HIM UP!"

...when our president is trying international diplomatics...

dans l'avion qui ne s'est PAS écrasé

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Ca fait quoi un crayon pendant 17 heures de vol?
ben ça crobarde du dessin presque automatique. En plus, mes voisins chinois se sont prétés au jeu: ils étaient tout content de se voir portraitisés.
(le lavis sépia, c'est du café froid)



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chinese olympics

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(UPDATE: US team won gold!)

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english translation:
rhaaaa, I fuck**ng can't believe it!
The chinese team's no match to the US team
When I was a little girl, we used to watch basketball on TV with my mom. We really enjoyed watching.
F**ck! PASS! RUN! JUMP! SMASH!
HAAA! POOKAÏ! ASSH**LE! He loose the ball! It's over!
Do you know what you look like while watching sport on TV?
What? Lies! You always sketching me so ugly! You're mean!

Beetle Bébert.

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english translation:
Meet Bebert.
Yo.
Bebert is a Geotrupidae (from Greek geos, earth, and trypetes, borer), a member of the family of beetles in the order Coleoptera. They are commonly called dor beetles or earth-boring dung beetles.
Indeed.
Wings-equipped, the geotrupidae can fly with a characteristic buzzing.
Do I look "characteristic" to you? WTF.
Those insects are typically detrivores, provisioning their nests with leaf litter (often moldy), but are occasionally coprophagous, similar to dung beetles.
Yeah, yeah. Not my favourite meal really. and I... Uh? what's that?
They sometimes drink the sap of cutted trees or mature fruits.
GOD! Look at that!
You can witness dozen of them dying in a beer can left in the forest.
Yumm, it's an 5-days-old' one at least!



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english translation:
(TOC!)

(singing): 99 bottles of beer (hips) on the wall...:drunk:

According to the latest news, Bebert and his pals are alright, they are sleeping it off in lamma's garden.

I got up to 6 drunken beetles a day, falling in the garden. Even my cats are bored.
But every time, I felt I HAVE to help them to rollover upright.
(drinker's solidarity):cheers:

coulures d'aquarelle

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Waiyim's day

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That was yesterday, I woke up earlier than her.

Happy birthday Waiyim! :love:

Picasso's Overdose

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english translation:
what's happening?
An overdose!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!


Pablo Picasso: The Vollard Suite
17 May to 20 July 2008

University Museum and Art Gallery
The University of Hong Kong
94 Bonham Road, Pokfulam, Hong Kong

TRANSPORTATION
BY BUS : Bus nos 3B, 23, 40, 40M, 103
BY PUBLIC LIGHT BUS : Light Bus nos 8, 10, 10A, 22, 28, 31
to the East Gate stop of the University


FREE ADMISSION

Go, go, GO! it's magnificent! :yes:
(and guess what? even if the museum don't speak about it, it's ALL ABOUT SEX!) :devil:

Laundry day/ Lessive

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english translation:
do you really need a translation?

c'est psychologique on vous dit.

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After the rainstorm, rubbish on the shore.

But still, I'M BACK ON THE BEACH! :cool:

Power Station Beach Clean-Up, on Sat, 28 June, 2pm-5pm

Vamos a la play... ah?

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Après près d'un mois (UN MOIS!) de pluie torentielle, le soleil a ENFIN décidé de remontrer le bout de son nez, derrière de gros nuages certes, mais toud'même-on-va-pas-se-plaindre, c'est toujours mieux que la pluie.

J'en profite donc pour foncer à la plage (....)

Et là surprise! tout est transformé.

'fallait s'y attendre, en s'écoulant vers la mer l'eau a creusé le sable.
Or, dois-je vous le rappeller, Lamma Island étant une île avec une part décente de végétation et pas trop de béton, eh bien le relief s'en est trouvé bouleversé.

(la séance de crobards a été interrompue à 3 reprises par la euh... reprise de la pluie, donc. Ceci expliquant cela, que je vous poste ces dessins bien après la tempête).


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english translation:
After a month (A WHOLE MONTH!) of rain, the sun finally decided to show up (behind the clouds, but hey! this is still sun-like).

So, I ran to the beach-MY beach (...)

And there SURPRISE! All is messed-up.

Right, after the rain, water went down to the sea and digged the sand. And you-know-what? as Lamma island is an....island, right, well the relief got changed.

(my sketching sessions got interrupted 3 times because of rain's resumption, I'm posting later than ever, after the storm)

The path to the beach (looking upriver)
A bit lower, still looking upriver, at its highest point, the sand trench is one meter high.

Plants and roots saved the trench (Junior Woodchucks Guidebook: if you have to camp on the beach, choose to put your tent on the plants: it's the point the sea never reach)

Remember last year, when the barge run around on the beach, right there? Well, now an english-speaking guy is building a cairn with big pebbles. "One day, one little more" as he told us.

3 jaunes Waiyims

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Apoh

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english translation:

-Why? You... You draw me looking like an old lady!
-Ah-ha not at all!
-If I wanted to draw you looking old... I would have sketched you... this way...
-...Waiyim?

Cha :sa vie est une bande dessinée

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Comme je n'ai pas grand-chose à raconter et pas de zolis dessins à partager en ce moment (et que je vous épargne les 986589 vidéos youtube de gamins guitaristes surdoués/chatons qu'on égorge), je vous propose de lire l'histoire de la punkette rose CHA qui décrit son trip artificiel en bédé d'une manière vraiment exceptionnelle.

Il faut commencer au 21 mai 2008 en remontant jusqu'au 30 mai, cliquer sur chaque image pour ouvrir le post entier, et lancer le player musical pour apprécier le tout à sa juste valeur.

...et surtout, ne loupez pas son carnet de dessins "fait live", c'est impressionnant.

son site internet est ici:
http://www.chabd.com/
son blog, là:
http://blog.chabd.com/


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