Posts tagged with "bede"
Monday, 10. August 2009, 19:40:44
musique, alaska, spain, movida
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EDIT: english comic version
click hereenglish translation:july, 21 2009, somewhere on the highway between Santiago and Santander, Spain. Paula gives me an initiation to the local traditional music.
-"that's real nice from her, but still... 2 hours non-stop spanish music karaoke is a bit..."
july, 24, santander festival,
Alaska, the
movida's queen show.
-if you had to compare Alaska to another artist I might know, who would it be?
-Well, let's see...
-That's hard to say, it's an icon in Spain you know?
-I would say
Grace Jones, as she get through all eras by marking with her own vogue and style.
-Okay, it's clearer to me now.
-Here she comes on stage, let's see how the "spanish Grace Jones" looks like.
note that the show was really great
Tuesday, 28. April 2009, 14:46:51
jeu vidéo, sketch, pfelelep, doom3
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english translation:it's there, I can feel him... He's just...
...THERE!
Nothing? I was sure that...
F**C! He was behind me! There, I gotcha. Now, the way is clear ; just this corridor and....
GODDAMNITYAIYAI!AREYOUNUTS?I'MPLAYING
DOOM3YOUSCAREDTHSHITOUTOFME'GONNAKILLYA!
Saturday, 6. December 2008, 17:04:25
bede, un peu de q, BD, pfelelep
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(click to enlarge))

english translation:what? already 3 weeks without updating the blog?
This is going to kill my stats! Quick! A sketch! Something! I need anything to post!
Quick scan!
Quick levels! Quick clone stamp! Save as...
The quick pinup of da weekNow, THAT is what I call update!
Wednesday, 12. November 2008, 00:07:19
gangbangue, sketch, pfelelep, waiyim a le dos tourné
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english translation:in just 2 weeks...
...no less than 4 different girls...
...slept in my room...
..and opened the shutters right in front of my neighbour.
...too bad I wasen't in my bed with them in those very moments.
"I told you, a girl a day, I SAW those creatures!"
"and he's married with a foreigner, my, my, my..."
Tuesday, 19. August 2008, 11:59:47
waiyim, chinese olympics, sport, basketball
...
(UPDATE: US team
won gold!)



english translation:rhaaaa, I fuck**ng can't believe it!
The chinese team's no match to the US team
When I was a little girl, we used to watch basketball on TV with my mom. We really enjoyed watching.
F**ck! PASS! RUN! JUMP! SMASH!
HAAA! POOKAÏ! ASSH**LE! He loose the ball! It's over!
Do you know what you look like while watching sport on TV?
What? Lies! You always sketching me so ugly! You're mean!
Tuesday, 5. August 2008, 16:35:41
pfelelep, BD, vdm, demenagement
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english translation It's already one month, a whole month that we moved, we left the small island of LAMMA, the small house with small garden, my small bounty, quack of paradise that I liked so much.
10 days with intense packaging period with many " haaann my yellow-platic-duck , where should I arrange it? in the cardboard box " bath toys "? Or in the cardboard box " sex-toys"? , 10 days during which one wonders how one could live with as many tricks that one does not even remember to have bought nor used one day.
"We 're gonna need more cardboard boxes"The happy pet's owners and friends will not contradict me undoubtedly if I tell the true part of pleasure which was the emprisonnement in cage of our cats, which had measuring rod very well what occurred and like so much to be made encaged in a gray plastic box which smells the cat's wee. Between the mewings and the desperate blows of claws as they feels the slaughter-house…
"I KNOW you don't like it and I DON'T CARE! Now get into that fu***ng cage!"… we just close for the last time the sheet door of the house, repressing a small tear by thinking of the beach that I leave. Admittedly there were 2 months of rain not-stop, moisturing which rots the linen, the walls which mildew and the centipedes which come to take refuge under the pillow; but all that is finished.
"Can't believe it's SUNNY NOW!!!!!"(good weather fixes on all hongkong since qu' one left, grrr…)
The last voyage in ferry, 30 minutes of happiness to feel last once the spray, fuel oil, as much familiar odors which I will also miss.
"Smells strange, doesn't it?"
"I know, Yaiyai just peed in her vomit"To return downtown, in the family apartment of Waiyim, in Tseung Kwan O, residential district ZUP-style containing buildings of 38 floors, even for a guy from Paris like me, that always impressing.
"Yeaaahh, back in my place!"
"yeaaaaaahhh..."Return in the apartment thus, where neither the song of the birds, nor the gracious flight of the butterflies will rock us more. Nature, is like capri, is finished. Bouh.
"Yeaaahhh, let's open the carboard boxes again... OMG! There was a centipede inside!"(to be followed)


Monday, 21. July 2008, 12:04:27
pfelelep, lamma, aquarelle, BD
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english translation:Meet Bebert.Yo.
Bebert is a Geotrupidae (from Greek geos, earth, and trypetes, borer), a member of the family of beetles in the order Coleoptera. They are commonly called dor beetles or earth-boring dung beetles.Indeed.
Wings-equipped, the geotrupidae can fly with a characteristic buzzing.Do I look "characteristic" to you? WTF.
Those insects are typically detrivores, provisioning their nests with leaf litter (often moldy), but are occasionally coprophagous, similar to dung beetles.Yeah, yeah. Not my favourite meal really. and I... Uh? what's that?
They sometimes drink the sap of cutted trees or mature fruits.GOD! Look at that!
You can witness dozen of them dying in a beer can left in the forest.Yumm, it's an 5-days-old' one at least!


english translation:(TOC!)
(singing): 99 bottles of beer (hips) on the wall...
According to the latest news, Bebert and his pals are alright, they are sleeping it off in lamma's garden.
I got up to 6 drunken beetles a day, falling in the garden. Even my cats are bored.
But every time, I felt I HAVE to help them to rollover upright.
(drinker's solidarity)
Friday, 27. June 2008, 16:44:29
île, island, pfelelep, lamma
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english translation:do you really need a translation?
Friday, 6. June 2008, 22:22:10
humor, pfelelep, waiyim, BD
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english translation:-Why? You... You draw me looking like an old lady!
-Ah-ha not at all!
-If I wanted to draw you looking old... I would have sketched you... this way...
-...Waiyim?
Friday, 16. May 2008, 03:48:42
job interview, teacher, sketch, pfelelep
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english translation:Last thursday, I went to a job interview as they were looking for a "visual art teacher" in college.
It was not the first time I applied for this kind of job in Hong Kong, so I diden't worried.
When I arrived, I felt ready and decided to ask for more money.
(30 minutes in the waiting room break my enthusiasm)
Finally, someone came to get me.
...mister..."charmes"
Thank you for coming, so as you already know we are looking for a candidate for the job of "headmaster" of the Artistic Department of all the University's Campus. So, we'll let you introduce yourself and then we will all ask you a few questions...
Headmaster?
-well-shaved cheeks (look very young)
-Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt sticking out from the shirt
-Old geek pant...and?
and? Well, I answered their questions, they answered mines, and it was done.
You know, this "headmaster job", it's 10% sketching classes and 90% of administrative work. Not really the kind of student's relationship that you like.
Hmm... yeah, I guess so.
I also think it's time for me to stop wearing
my lucky shirt for job interviewes...
Thursday, 27. March 2008, 17:11:08
ATI, computer, trouble, game
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english translation:YOP! I just bought Civilization 4!
Civ' 4 ? Awesome! Hit it!
Right, run setup, let's see... install directX 9 first, click "yes", theeeere....
What the...? A crash? Is it my graphic card? Ok, launch again...
I install the game too, so we can play a network game.
Doesn't wooooork... Uninstall and re-reinstall...
...If I could only find a "NO-CD"...
Wha'.. It starts goin' on y nerves...
HOT DOG! No CD run!
Times up! 'gotta go, I'll fix it later.
See you!
Let's see... Begin with "POTTERY", then build "SETTLERS".
...ETABLISHING AN EMBASSY WITH THE ZULUS"? Well, yes...
...PARIS CANNOT SUPPORT THE FORTIFICATION". Errr... More taxes maybe?
Ohhhh... I gained access to the "CANNON" units. Goooood...
What a jerk! I mixed up orders!
Wha'? Gosh! 04:AM Already!
Bedtime!
Philippe: I WUZ STUKD ON CIV4 TIL 04AM. REACHD PLANE TECH. WHT ABT U?
Chuch: REACHD 10 CRASHS. CANT TK IT ANYMOR!
Philippe: UR No LUK.

Tuesday, 11. March 2008, 21:23:51
art, tag, dessin, blog
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I've been tagged a few times (more recently by
MickeyJoe, and
Zythom, asking me to tell stuff about me.
I've played this game before, but this time, I'd like to change the rules (artist's mind, you know...)
So I take 2 bloggers, on the links the right part of this blog and I sketch them as I imagine them; both of them are french, I never saw their faces
EOLAS (lawyer/attorney, I never know the difference)
and
Zythom (judiciary computer specialist expert)
en français:Cela fait un moment que je me fais joyeusement tagguer, tout dernièrement par
MickeyJoe, par
Zythom, par plein de monde, m'enjoignant de tout révéler de ma vie intime et pas intéressante du tout.
Je me suis essayé à cette pratique onaniste
il y a quelques temps, ce coup-ci, je relance de deux pots de miel:
Hop, je prends 2 bloggueurs
en liens ici à droite et je me (vous) les représente, sans n'avoir jamais vu leur visage:
EOLAS, Instantanés de la justice et du droit
et
Zythom, Informaticien expert judiciaire
hop aux suivants-avec ou sans coup de crayon-je taggue sans aucune décence
Auré,
Pif, et
Fab', qu'ils agonisent dans d'atroces souffrances dans l'indifférence générale de ce monde où les autres gagnent plus-pourtant-je-comprends-pas-ce-que-je-fais-mal s'ils ne relèvent pas le défi.

Tuesday, 26. February 2008, 12:12:10
philippe charmes, pfelelep, BD, adventure
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to be continued...
english translation:There! A door! Finally, I can...
....
Errr....
Let's pick one.
Eeny, meeny, miny...
OMG! I forgot my 40 gigas of prOn! Let's try another door.
TODAY'S TRAUNE CONTEST!for those who has an artist's mind, use my 3-frames panel and imagine what Pfelelep is discovering behind the next DOOR.
use
this pict and fill it with a picture, a sketch, whatever; and send it to me. The bests ones will get a free original pfelelep©'s sketch:wizard:
Monday, 4. February 2008, 13:52:20
philippe charme, art, hardware, computer
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To be continued...to part4.english translation:Allright, let's go.
I should defragment the Hard Disk more often...
Tuesday, 22. January 2008, 16:25:45
art, hardware, computer, pfelelep
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