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Posts tagged with "bus"

(updated) Beijing Bus Wait / Duel par -3

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english translation:
Wow? What? What did he just asked you?
He asked if french people eat bread.
okay, time to launch emergency procedure before nervous breakdown, let's do it on 3... one... two... is he still here? S##T, no choice left, 3...!
"NI HAO MA?"

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This very day, I decided to learn to speak chinese.

huge thanks to Lorenzo for the tips

(updated) Mini Bus! Comic

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english translation:
In Hong Kong, le shortest and fastest way from a location to another are the mini-buses.
But there's a ritual to respect: first, you wave the driver.
Contrary to of the Occidental way, the gesture "come here" is upside down (I guess this could be explained by the fact I'm located at the oppposite site of the planet...)
You pay with your octopus card.
The driver close the door using a lever.
And let's go! (it's better quick sit btw)
The most modern buses are equipped with TV and speed detectors.
But most of drivers doesn't care actually....
To stop, you tell the driver you want to disembark, the driver raise his hand to signify he heard your request.
(again, it's better being locked on)
Finally, think of lighting up a incense at the nearest temple...

Internet power: 5 minutes celebrity / le pouvoir d'internet et les 5 minutes de célébrité d'ANDY WARHOL

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(As Andy Wahrol says....)

Since a few months, there's a video on Hong Kong's internet. It's a small movie shoot with a mobile phone in a bus.

It shows a young man wich just notice his front neighbour, asking him not to shout with his mobile phone. But the guy turn back and is NOT HAPPY AT ALL!
And, in front of the very cool and polite young man, the "Bus Oncle" goes nervous breakdown!


You have to know that, now the terrific "BUS ONCLE" (his new nickname) is a celebrity; and a HK radio found and interview the young "victim".

The original video (finally with subtitles!)::D
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/bus-uncle-p1.php

Chosen dialogues:
the ONCLE: "I fuck your mother!"
Tje young guy: "wait, this is only between you and me, why adding somebody else in it?"
the oncle: "I HAVE to fuck her! Otherwise who will?"

here's is the HIP HOP version...:headbang:
("DIOU" means Shit or Fuck...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_sUPTv0t1Y&search=%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%20%E6%9E%97%E5%B0%9A%E7%BE%A9%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94

Waiyim told me that in her school, it is now forbidden for the students to use the following Bus Oncle's sentences (wich are now part of everyday expressions!!)::zip:
"Mei Gai Kun" : "It is NOT over!"
"Lei Yauw A Lek, Oh Yauw A Lek"\" : "You got pressure, I GOT pressure!"


(if you are a real fan of this guy, you can buy a T-SHIRT:
http://www.cafepress.com/shanshansbus)

There's even a wikipedia page:!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_uncle


This is what I call popular culture...




en français:

Depuis quelques mois déjà, une vidéo circule à Hongkong via internet. Il s'agit d'un petit film shooté à l'aide d'un téléphone portable dans un Bus.

Le décor: un jeune homme vient de tapoter sur l'épaule de son voisin de devant pour lui demander de parler moins fort avec son téléphone portable. Ce dernier se retourne et il n'est pas content du tout!:furious:
Et face au jeune qui garde son calme en toutes circonstances et reste très courtois, l'"oncle du bus" pête carrément un cable!

Il faut savoir que depuis, le terrible "BUS ONCLE" (comme il est désormais surnommé) est super célèbre. Une radio de Hongkong a même retrouvé et interviewé la jeune "victime".


La vidéo originale (enfin sous-titrée!)::D
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/bus-uncle-p1.php

Morceau choisis:
l'oncle: "Je nique ta mère moi!"
le jeune: "non, mais c'est entre toi et moi cette dispute, ne mèle pas quelqu'un d'autre à cela"
l'oncle: "il faut bien que je la nique, sinon qui va la niquer?"


la version rap::headbang:
(sachez que le mot "DIOU" signifie MERDE, ou un bon gros juron dans le genre...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_sUPTv0t1Y&search=%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%20%E6%9E%97%E5%B0%9A%E7%BE%A9%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94

Waiyim m'a annoncé que, dans son école, on a carrément interdit aux élèves de répéter les phrases (désormais passées dans le languagae courant!!!) du BUS ONCLE::zip:
"Mei Gai Kun" : "c'est PAS fini!"
"Lei Yauw A Lek, Oh Yauw A Lek" : "t'as la pression, j'ai la pression moi aussi!

Si vous êtes fan de ce type (comme moi), vous pouvez même acheter son T-SHIRT: http://www.cafepress.com/shanshansbus

y'a meme une page Wiki:
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27oncle_du_bus



CA, c'est de la culture populaire les enfants....:jester:
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