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Japon: à 36 ans, elle veut tuer ses parents plutôt que ranger sa chambre
AFP - il y a 2 heures 53 minutes

TOKYO (AFP) - Une Japonaise de 36 ans a été arrêtée pour avoir tenté de recruter un tueur sur internet afin d'éliminer ses parents, parce que ceux-ci lui avaient demandé de ranger sa chambre, encombrée de bandes dessinées et de cassettes vidéo, ont rapporté jeudi les médias.

La jeune femme, qui était sans emploi et habitait chez ses parents, avait rempli trois pièces avec des milliers de vidéos et de BD. Elle s'est fâchée quand ses parents lui ont demandé d'en jeter certaines, afin de laisser de la place pour sa soeur qui projetait de s'installer également dans la maison.

Furieuse, elle a passé une annonce sur internet pour tenter de trouver quelqu'un qui veuille bien liquider ses parents, tenanciers de bar à Tokyo. Un internaute a alerté la police avant qu'un volontaire ne se soit signalé.

"Ils m'ont demandé de jeter mes trésors d'enfance. J'étais furieuse. Je voulais que mes parents disparaissent", a avoué la jeune femme aux enquêteurs, selon l'agence Jiji Press et le quotidien Sankei Shimbun.

Il est fréquent que les Japonais célibataires habitent chez leurs parents jusqu'à la quarantaine, voire au delà.

Alors Papa, maman, si vous me lisez, faites gaffe!




english translation:
red on yahoo news:
Comic addict 'wanted parents dead'

Comic addict 'wanted parents dead'
Article from: Agence France-Presse

A JAPANESE woman addicted to comics turned to the internet to look for someone to kill her parents after they asked her to clear out her cartoon-filled room, reports said today.
The 36-year-old woman, who was unemployed and lived at home, filled up three rooms with several thousand comic books and videotapes she had collected with an allowance her grandmother sent her, news reports said.

She reportedly became angry after her parents told her to throw away some of her comic books to make space for her sister who was planning to move in.

"I was told to throw away what was precious to me since I was a child. I felt frustrated and angry and wished that my parents would disappear," she told police, as quoted by Jiji Press and the Sankei Shimbun.

She posted a message on the internet asking for someone to kill her mother, who manages a bar in Tokyo, and her father, the reports said.

Police intervened after being notified by someone who read the message and are seeking to charge her with intimidation, the reports said.

It is common for unmarried Japanese to live at home well into adulthood.

Mom, Dad, don't mess with the kid!

Philippe (quel prénom ridicule) de chez le café froid m'a très gentiment taggué: je dois citer 3 choses qui m'énervent.

Français expatrié chez les sauvages du bout du monde-qui-ne-savent-même-pas-parler-français, je dois dire que ce défi est plutôt facile à relever, toute la difficulté étant même de ne choisir QUE 3 points énervants.






A mon tour donc de tagguer d'autres expatriés: Pif de chez les Belges, Roland de chez les Canadiens, AKA, en Italie et Aurélien de chez les euh... Alsaciens (ça compte aussi).


english translation:
I've been taggued by Philippe's café froid. I shall name 3 things that bug me off. That will be sooooo easy, as a french expatriate, all the rest of the world is nagging me

First, (in the "it's an hard life I'm livin'" serie), I hate when my cracker broke and fall down in my coffee and splash everything around.

Then (in the "of mice and men" serie), I hate when someone give me an quick geopolitical lesson that I diden't ask for.
"I mean, chinese really sucks to eat tibetan dogs during the olympics, seewhatImean?"
bonus: sometimes, they add some a personal attack (and it could be the same person and the same conversation)
"And, I mean," how do you earn your livin' apart from sketching stuff?"


...but what REALLY piss me off is...

"hey? Sarkozy says he will finally meet the Dalaï-Lama later..."
"Somebody PLEA-SE SHUT HIM UP!"

...when our president is trying international diplomatics...

english translation
It's already one month, a whole month that we moved, we left the small island of LAMMA, the small house with small garden, my small bounty, quack of paradise that I liked so much.

10 days with intense packaging period with many " haaann my yellow-platic-duck , where should I arrange it? in the cardboard box " bath toys "? Or in the cardboard box " sex-toys"? , 10 days during which one wonders how one could live with as many tricks that one does not even remember to have bought nor used one day.

"We 're gonna need more cardboard boxes"

The happy pet's owners and friends will not contradict me undoubtedly if I tell the true part of pleasure which was the emprisonnement in cage of our cats, which had measuring rod very well what occurred and like so much to be made encaged in a gray plastic box which smells the cat's wee. Between the mewings and the desperate blows of claws as they feels the slaughter-house…

"I KNOW you don't like it and I DON'T CARE! Now get into that fu***ng cage!"

… we just close for the last time the sheet door of the house, repressing a small tear by thinking of the beach that I leave. Admittedly there were 2 months of rain not-stop, moisturing which rots the linen, the walls which mildew and the centipedes which come to take refuge under the pillow; but all that is finished.

"Can't believe it's SUNNY NOW!!!!!"

(good weather fixes on all hongkong since qu' one left, grrr…)

The last voyage in ferry, 30 minutes of happiness to feel last once the spray, fuel oil, as much familiar odors which I will also miss.

"Smells strange, doesn't it?"
"I know, Yaiyai just peed in her vomit"

To return downtown, in the family apartment of Waiyim, in Tseung Kwan O, residential district ZUP-style containing buildings of 38 floors, even for a guy from Paris like me, that always impressing.

"Yeaaahh, back in my place!"
"yeaaaaaahhh..."

Return in the apartment thus, where neither the song of the birds, nor the gracious flight of the butterflies will rock us more. Nature, is like capri, is finished. Bouh.

"Yeaaahhh, let's open the carboard boxes again... OMG! There was a centipede inside!"

(to be followed)

...trouvé sur l'excellent blog de Martin Vidberg, "l'actu en patates"

attention, ce dessin n'est PAS libre de droit; it's NOT my drawing, it's Martin Vidberg's.

Y'a pas à dire, le dessin d'actualité, quand on maîtrise, ça déchire tout.

Je viens de surprendre mon chat en train de pisser dans le lavabo de la salle de bain; j'ai enfin compris comment elle faisait pour ne pas pisser dans la maison quand elle se retrouvait enfermée pendant 24 heures.
Du coup, j'ai voulu lui faire comprendre que j'étais très content et l'encourager.

...comprends pô la réaction des femmes...




English translation:
I've just catched my cat peeing in the bathroom's sink ; I finally understand how she manage not to pee in the house, as she won't or can't get outside for 24 hours.
So I wanted to make her understand that I was really proud of her and encourage her.
I don't understand Women's reactions sometimes....

I've been tagged a few times (more recently by MickeyJoe, and Zythom, asking me to tell stuff about me. I've played this game before, but this time, I'd like to change the rules (artist's mind, you know...)

So I take 2 bloggers, on the links the right part of this blog and I sketch them as I imagine them; both of them are french, I never saw their faces
EOLAS (lawyer/attorney, I never know the difference)
and Zythom (judiciary computer specialist expert)

en français:
Cela fait un moment que je me fais joyeusement tagguer, tout dernièrement par MickeyJoe, par Zythom, par plein de monde, m'enjoignant de tout révéler de ma vie intime et pas intéressante du tout.
Je me suis essayé à cette pratique onaniste il y a quelques temps, ce coup-ci, je relance de deux pots de miel:

Hop, je prends 2 bloggueurs en liens ici à droite et je me (vous) les représente, sans n'avoir jamais vu leur visage:

EOLAS, Instantanés de la justice et du droit


et Zythom, Informaticien expert judiciaire


hop aux suivants-avec ou sans coup de crayon-je taggue sans aucune décence Auré, Pif, et Fab', qu'ils agonisent dans d'atroces souffrances dans l'indifférence générale de ce monde où les autres gagnent plus-pourtant-je-comprends-pas-ce-que-je-fais-mal s'ils ne relèvent pas le défi.

To be continued...to part4.

english translation:
Allright, let's go.
I should defragment the Hard Disk more often...