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Bwahahaha

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Mr. Show - Change for a Dollar

I would say Monty Python's redneck's version :love:

Black Bush

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I'm not very active those days but here's an old treasure I'd like to share as Obama get the Nobel peace price. A few years ago Dave Chappelle made this great video sketch about a Black Bush president (spoof from "Chappelle's Show" on Comedy Central.) ...just have a look:
Black Bush by Dave Chappelle - (original is here). Too bad it's langage-censored awww

Bronzage / Suntan

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'back from Spain (again) recently, and yes, there was an incredible sun. :cool:
Newsletter to follow, stay on touch. Roger.

Biréli au New Morning

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Mon frangin m'a très gentiment invité au concert de Biréli Lagrène au New Morning hier.



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...eeeeeet oui, les deux poivrots au bar, c'était nous.

english translation:
my bro brought me to Biréli Lagrène live at the New Morning yesterday.
...and yes, the two drunkard at the bar, that was us.

-"Yeaaaaahhh, you're sooo right, we buy an island in asia, we fix an hotel there and here we are: rent-rollers for life, it's soooo evident that's THE stuff-to-do!"
-"...lemme convince mom to finance the starting capital."

drunken sketches:



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Yup, alcool helps a lot to go free style

pipi

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Je viens de surprendre mon chat en train de pisser dans le lavabo de la salle de bain; j'ai enfin compris comment elle faisait pour ne pas pisser dans la maison quand elle se retrouvait enfermée pendant 24 heures.
Du coup, j'ai voulu lui faire comprendre que j'étais très content et l'encourager.

...comprends pô la réaction des femmes...

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English translation:
I've just catched my cat peeing in the bathroom's sink ; I finally understand how she manage not to pee in the house, as she won't or can't get outside for 24 hours.
So I wanted to make her understand that I was really proud of her and encourage her.
I don't understand Women's reactions sometimes....

nudity, porn, whatever, part 4, the musical!

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I HAVE to post this: :cheers:


New BPA (Feat. David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal) Video - "Toe Jam"


via sexe.fluctuat.net (attention, c'est un peu cochon)

Apoh

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english translation:

-Why? You... You draw me looking like an old lady!
-Ah-ha not at all!
-If I wanted to draw you looking old... I would have sketched you... this way...
-...Waiyim?

Only in Hong Kong

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Aucun doute, je suis rentré à HongKong.

http://files.myopera.com/pfelelep/xdessinblog6/starbucksweb.jpg

english translation:

Boss, this is Waiyim, she was my professor. She's an artist.

"Artist"? What is that?





Tout comme dans je ne sais plus quelle marque de jus d'orange, rien n'a été rajouté, rien n'a été enlevé. Enjoy.

Nudity, porn, censorship, whatever... part3

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(artist nudity inside, click if you dare)
nude self-portrait/autoportrait à oualpé
(portrait de l'artiste en tenue d'Adam, cliquez si vous l'osez)

APPLE CARE

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Dédicace à tous mes ami(e)s Appleiens: Didou, iris, Julie, etc.:whistle:

english translation:
What the F**K?!
Boh? What's happening Waiyim?
The Mac Power Adapter's cable just fried!
No problem! I'll take care of it! Lemme fix it, I will...
NO WAY! You WON'T TOUCH my computer! I'm gonna call Apple Care shop service.
Yes? I come with the warranty tomorrow morning? Yes. causeway Bay, right.
...blahblahwas working...blah..smoke smellblah...)
Yes, Power Adapter is defective, unfortunately warranty's over for 3 months. It gonna cost 800 HK$ (about 80€) heheheh...
EIGHT? BUT THAT'S BURGLARY!
Calm, I'll pay for you.
Christ, luckily euro's rate of exchange is attractive those days.
Thank you Gweilo!

Dedicated to all my Apple user friends...:whistle:

(updated) Beijing Bus Wait / Duel par -3

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english translation:
Wow? What? What did he just asked you?
He asked if french people eat bread.
okay, time to launch emergency procedure before nervous breakdown, let's do it on 3... one... two... is he still here? S##T, no choice left, 3...!
"NI HAO MA?"

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This very day, I decided to learn to speak chinese.

huge thanks to Lorenzo for the tips

JE est un autre

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Après l'homme qui joue plusieurs guitares à la fois, voici...





...vous noterez le
-"ah bon? Je chante pas Corneille?"
-"Non, non, rien à foutre de Corneille!" P:

DIY breakfast / Bricolage gastronomique

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et sinon, rien à voir mais je relaie l'info:
depuis le blog de loic.secheresse

Alors même que le sympathique Brice Hortefeux reproche aux préfets et à l'entreprise Police Nationale de ne pas faire assez de chiffre d'expulsions, je vous invite à lire cette série d'articles sur la famille Muliqi. arrivée du Kosovo en France en 2002, judicieusement expulsée en août alors que les parents conduisaient un de leurs enfants de 18 mois à l'hôpital. Si vous aussi vous habitez Orléans, ça s'est passé près de chez vous.


Expulsés de France et sans papiers au Kosovo / Source Libération
Libération / Sans-papiers : expulsion expéditive à Orléans

scatologisme

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How could I talk about the subject without sketching myself doin' it...
Paper toilet without toilet, in a subtile and poetic way....
Oh, I don't care! I'm back readin' on the beach!


...tout ce que vous vouliez savoir sur la fabrication du PQ sans jamais oser le demander...
et même davantage :rolleyes:

La sienne est plus longue que la tienne.

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Toutes les photos de Vladimir en vacances à TOUVA ont été dénichées via ce site
english translation:

Thanks to internet, the Sarkozy's fat case diden't really remained unnoticed!
Then, did you know that HK TV NEWS did a coverage on him with the photoshoped pictures and his low-cost vacation on his friend's yacht.
But the best is to come: the journalist then compare with Putin's vacations, gone fishing in TUVA.
No problem about that, I just think that our photoshoppers could have done a complete photo retouching job.
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