Dédicace à tous mes ami(e)s Appleiens: Didou, iris, Julie, etc. english translation: What the F**K?! Boh? What's happening Waiyim? The Mac Power Adapter's cable just fried! No problem! I'll take care of it! Lemme fix it, I will... NO WAY! You WON'T TOUCH my computer! I'm gonna call Apple Care shop service. Yes? I come with the warranty tomorrow morning? Yes. causeway Bay, right. ...blahblahwas working...blah..smoke smellblah...) Yes, Power Adapter is defective, unfortunately warranty's over for 3 months. It gonna cost 800 HK$ (about 80€) heheheh... EIGHT? BUT THAT'S BURGLARY! Calm, I'll pay for you. Christ, luckily euro's rate of exchange is attractive those days. Thank you Gweilo!
english translation: Wow? What? What did he just asked you? Hw asked if french people eat bread. okay, time to lanch emergency procedure before nervous breakdown, let's do it on 3... one... two... is he still here? S##T, no choice left, 3...! "NI HAO MA?"
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This very day, I decided to learn to speak chinese.
Alors même que le sympathique Brice Hortefeux reproche aux préfets et à l'entreprise Police Nationale de ne pas faire assez de chiffre d'expulsions, je vous invite à lire cette série d'articles sur la famille Muliqi. arrivée du Kosovo en France en 2002, judicieusement expulsée en août alors que les parents conduisaient un de leurs enfants de 18 mois à l'hôpital. Si vous aussi vous habitez Orléans, ça s'est passé près de chez vous.
How could I talk about the subject without sketching myself doin' it... Paper toilet without toilet, in a subtile and poetic way.... Oh, I don't care! I'm back readin' on the beach!
...tout ce que vous vouliez savoir sur la fabrication du PQ sans jamais oser le demander... et même davantage
Toutes les photos de Vladimir Pé en vacances à TOUVA ont été dénichées via ce site english translation:
Thanks to internet, the Sarkozy's fat case diden't really remained unnoticed! Then, did you know that HK TV NEWS did a coverage on him with the photoshoped pictures and his low-cost vacation on his friend's yacht. But the best is to come: the journalist then compare with Putin's vacations, gone fishing in TUVA. No problem about that, I just think that our photoshoppers could have done a complete photo retouching job.
no harm has been done to any animal during this cartoon....
Cette histoire est tout spécialement dédicacée à mon ami NDAR qui prétend que je suis devenu mou du bulbe et que c'était mieux avant quand je faisais dans le dessin trash.
English translation" ...suppose a regular chinese boy. He is not poor, otherwise, you'll immediately think of a so-called poor communist-opressed chinese. His family has a few troubles to make ends meet, as the thousands of same families you have in your « richs » countries but you don't want to see or to show. He works at home, after school, he builds, let's say, red blinking gadgets for a quite low salary (for your westerns criterias). Suddently comes mister or miss "Oh my God, all those working children, Iit's a shame, I HAVE to do something, my, my..."
english translation: I've just heard on radio that western's associations recommand to boycott toys and gadgets made in china for the coming olympic games. Ah?
Yes, because they're made by children. Oh, so I guess they're right then.
But ALL toys of ALL olympic games or world cups have ALWAYS been made by chinese children! So what?
So what? So this time, it's boycott because chinese are going to get the money and not the westerners! Aren't you exaggerating a bit?
But can't you see? Every time China's involved, "it's evil". But when western countries are involved, nobody's talking! Err...
Remember your childhood's toys? I made them! Well, I guess... (*(read my newsletter about it, 3 pages to read, in french)
Was there any poor exploited child's scandal then? Well, yes, I can remember a little bit about it.
Yeah., well, now, people are screaming as if chinese invented the worst thing on earth ever! It's not reallyharmless don't you think?
wait, did you EVER ask yourself why children are working? Err... (to be continued...)
