english translation: Meet Bebert. Yo. Bebert is a Geotrupidae (from Greek geos, earth, and trypetes, borer), a member of the family of beetles in the order Coleoptera. They are commonly called dor beetles or earth-boring dung beetles. Indeed. Wings-equipped, the geotrupidae can fly with a characteristic buzzing. Do I look "characteristic" to you? WTF. Those insects are typically detrivores, provisioning their nests with leaf litter (often moldy), but are occasionally coprophagous, similar to dung beetles. Yeah, yeah. Not my favourite meal really. and I... Uh? what's that? They sometimes drink the sap of cutted trees or mature fruits. GOD! Look at that! You can witness dozen of them dying in a beer can left in the forest. Yumm, it's an 5-days-old' one at least!
english translation: (TOC!)
(singing): 99 bottles of beer (hips) on the wall...
According to the latest news, Bebert and his pals are alright, they are sleeping it off in lamma's garden.
I got up to 6 drunken beetles a day, falling in the garden. Even my cats are bored. But every time, I felt I HAVE to help them to rollover upright. (drinker's solidarity)
Je viens de surprendre mon chat en train de pisser dans le lavabo de la salle de bain; j'ai enfin compris comment elle faisait pour ne pas pisser dans la maison quand elle se retrouvait enfermée pendant 24 heures. Du coup, j'ai voulu lui faire comprendre que j'étais très content et l'encourager. ...comprends pô la réaction des femmes...
English translation: I've just catched my cat peeing in the bathroom's sink ; I finally understand how she manage not to pee in the house, as she won't or can't get outside for 24 hours. So I wanted to make her understand that I was really proud of her and encourage her. I don't understand Women's reactions sometimes....
english translation: Last thursday, I went to a job interview as they were looking for a "visual art teacher" in college. It was not the first time I applied for this kind of job in Hong Kong, so I diden't worried. When I arrived, I felt ready and decided to ask for more money. (30 minutes in the waiting room break my enthusiasm) Finally, someone came to get me. ...mister..."charmes" Thank you for coming, so as you already know we are looking for a candidate for the job of "headmaster" of the Artistic Department of all the University's Campus. So, we'll let you introduce yourself and then we will all ask you a few questions... Headmaster? -well-shaved cheeks (look very young) -Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt sticking out from the shirt -Old geek pant ...and? and? Well, I answered their questions, they answered mines, and it was done. You know, this "headmaster job", it's 10% sketching classes and 90% of administrative work. Not really the kind of student's relationship that you like. Hmm... yeah, I guess so. I also think it's time for me to stop wearing my lucky shirt for job interviewes...
english translation: Wow? What? What did he just asked you? He asked if french people eat bread. okay, time to launch emergency procedure before nervous breakdown, let's do it on 3... one... two... is he still here? S##T, no choice left, 3...! "NI HAO MA?"
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This very day, I decided to learn to speak chinese.
Alors même que le sympathique Brice Hortefeux reproche aux préfets et à l'entreprise Police Nationale de ne pas faire assez de chiffre d'expulsions, je vous invite à lire cette série d'articles sur la famille Muliqi. arrivée du Kosovo en France en 2002, judicieusement expulsée en août alors que les parents conduisaient un de leurs enfants de 18 mois à l'hôpital. Si vous aussi vous habitez Orléans, ça s'est passé près de chez vous.
How could I talk about the subject without sketching myself doin' it... Paper toilet without toilet, in a subtile and poetic way.... Oh, I don't care! I'm back readin' on the beach!
...tout ce que vous vouliez savoir sur la fabrication du PQ sans jamais oser le demander... et même davantage
Toutes les photos de Vladimir Pé en vacances à TOUVA ont été dénichées via ce site english translation:
Thanks to internet, the Sarkozy's fat case diden't really remained unnoticed! Then, did you know that HK TV NEWS did a coverage on him with the photoshoped pictures and his low-cost vacation on his friend's yacht. But the best is to come: the journalist then compare with Putin's vacations, gone fishing in TUVA. No problem about that, I just think that our photoshoppers could have done a complete photo retouching job.
