2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 Les 4 derniers morts de la dernière citation sera le titre de votre album. 4 last words of the last quote is your album's title.
3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/ La 3ème photos, quelle qu’elle soit, sera votre pochette d’album! Prenez la photo, ajoutez-y votre nom de groupe et le titre de l’album…Vous avez maintenant votre pochette d’album. 3rd pict, whatever it is, is your album cover! Take the pict, add your band's name and album's title. It's done.
I'm not very active those days but here's an old treasure I'd like to share as Obama get the Nobel peace price.
A few years ago Dave Chappelle made this great video sketch about a Black Bush president (spoof from "Chappelle's Show" on Comedy Central.)
...just have a look:
Black Bush by Dave Chappelle -
(original is here). Too bad it's langage-censored
english translation It's already one month, a whole month that we moved, we left the small island of LAMMA, the small house with small garden, my small bounty, quack of paradise that I liked so much.
10 days with intense packaging period with many " haaann my yellow-platic-duck , where should I arrange it? in the cardboard box " bath toys "? Or in the cardboard box " sex-toys"? , 10 days during which one wonders how one could live with as many tricks that one does not even remember to have bought nor used one day.
"We 're gonna need more cardboard boxes"
The happy pet's owners and friends will not contradict me undoubtedly if I tell the true part of pleasure which was the emprisonnement in cage of our cats, which had measuring rod very well what occurred and like so much to be made encaged in a gray plastic box which smells the cat's wee. Between the mewings and the desperate blows of claws as they feels the slaughter-house…
"I KNOW you don't like it and I DON'T CARE! Now get into that fu***ng cage!"
… we just close for the last time the sheet door of the house, repressing a small tear by thinking of the beach that I leave. Admittedly there were 2 months of rain not-stop, moisturing which rots the linen, the walls which mildew and the centipedes which come to take refuge under the pillow; but all that is finished.
"Can't believe it's SUNNY NOW!!!!!"
(good weather fixes on all hongkong since qu' one left, grrr…)
The last voyage in ferry, 30 minutes of happiness to feel last once the spray, fuel oil, as much familiar odors which I will also miss.
"Smells strange, doesn't it?" "I know, Yaiyai just peed in her vomit"
To return downtown, in the family apartment of Waiyim, in Tseung Kwan O, residential district ZUP-style containing buildings of 38 floors, even for a guy from Paris like me, that always impressing.
"Yeaaahh, back in my place!" "yeaaaaaahhh..."
Return in the apartment thus, where neither the song of the birds, nor the gracious flight of the butterflies will rock us more. Nature, is like capri, is finished. Bouh.
"Yeaaahhh, let's open the carboard boxes again... OMG! There was a centipede inside!"
english translation: Meet Bebert. Yo. Bebert is a Geotrupidae (from Greek geos, earth, and trypetes, borer), a member of the family of beetles in the order Coleoptera. They are commonly called dor beetles or earth-boring dung beetles. Indeed. Wings-equipped, the geotrupidae can fly with a characteristic buzzing. Do I look "characteristic" to you? WTF. Those insects are typically detrivores, provisioning their nests with leaf litter (often moldy), but are occasionally coprophagous, similar to dung beetles. Yeah, yeah. Not my favourite meal really. and I... Uh? what's that? They sometimes drink the sap of cutted trees or mature fruits. GOD! Look at that! You can witness dozen of them dying in a beer can left in the forest. Yumm, it's an 5-days-old' one at least!
english translation: (TOC!)
(singing): 99 bottles of beer (hips) on the wall...
According to the latest news, Bebert and his pals are alright, they are sleeping it off in lamma's garden.
I got up to 6 drunken beetles a day, falling in the garden. Even my cats are bored. But every time, I felt I HAVE to help them to rollover upright. (drinker's solidarity)
Je viens de surprendre mon chat en train de pisser dans le lavabo de la salle de bain; j'ai enfin compris comment elle faisait pour ne pas pisser dans la maison quand elle se retrouvait enfermée pendant 24 heures. Du coup, j'ai voulu lui faire comprendre que j'étais très content et l'encourager. ...comprends pô la réaction des femmes...
English translation: I've just catched my cat peeing in the bathroom's sink ; I finally understand how she manage not to pee in the house, as she won't or can't get outside for 24 hours. So I wanted to make her understand that I was really proud of her and encourage her. I don't understand Women's reactions sometimes....
english translation: Last thursday, I went to a job interview as they were looking for a "visual art teacher" in college. It was not the first time I applied for this kind of job in Hong Kong, so I diden't worried. When I arrived, I felt ready and decided to ask for more money. (30 minutes in the waiting room break my enthusiasm) Finally, someone came to get me. ...mister..."charmes" Thank you for coming, so as you already know we are looking for a candidate for the job of "headmaster" of the Artistic Department of all the University's Campus. So, we'll let you introduce yourself and then we will all ask you a few questions... Headmaster? -well-shaved cheeks (look very young) -Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt sticking out from the shirt -Old geek pant ...and? and? Well, I answered their questions, they answered mines, and it was done. You know, this "headmaster job", it's 10% sketching classes and 90% of administrative work. Not really the kind of student's relationship that you like. Hmm... yeah, I guess so. I also think it's time for me to stop wearing my lucky shirt for job interviewes...
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