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Pfelelep blog

...le beurre... et l'usine à beurre.

Posts tagged with "humour"

Beetle Bébert.

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english translation:
Meet Bebert.
Yo.
Bebert is a Geotrupidae (from Greek geos, earth, and trypetes, borer), a member of the family of beetles in the order Coleoptera. They are commonly called dor beetles or earth-boring dung beetles.
Indeed.
Wings-equipped, the geotrupidae can fly with a characteristic buzzing.
Do I look "characteristic" to you? WTF.
Those insects are typically detrivores, provisioning their nests with leaf litter (often moldy), but are occasionally coprophagous, similar to dung beetles.
Yeah, yeah. Not my favourite meal really. and I... Uh? what's that?
They sometimes drink the sap of cutted trees or mature fruits.
GOD! Look at that!
You can witness dozen of them dying in a beer can left in the forest.
Yumm, it's an 5-days-old' one at least!



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english translation:
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(singing): 99 bottles of beer (hips) on the wall...:drunk:

According to the latest news, Bebert and his pals are alright, they are sleeping it off in lamma's garden.

I got up to 6 drunken beetles a day, falling in the garden. Even my cats are bored.
But every time, I felt I HAVE to help them to rollover upright.
(drinker's solidarity):cheers:

euh, oui merci mais non, en fait....

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on me l'envoie par mail désormais!

mine de rien, c'est au moins le 4ème hongkongais qui me demande d'écouter cette chanson.


"a french song"... 'l'aurait pu choisir une AUTRE CHANSON toud'même.

...comprends pô...

Laundry day/ Lessive

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english translation:
do you really need a translation?

pipi

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Je viens de surprendre mon chat en train de pisser dans le lavabo de la salle de bain; j'ai enfin compris comment elle faisait pour ne pas pisser dans la maison quand elle se retrouvait enfermée pendant 24 heures.
Du coup, j'ai voulu lui faire comprendre que j'étais très content et l'encourager.

...comprends pô la réaction des femmes...

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English translation:
I've just catched my cat peeing in the bathroom's sink ; I finally understand how she manage not to pee in the house, as she won't or can't get outside for 24 hours.
So I wanted to make her understand that I was really proud of her and encourage her.
I don't understand Women's reactions sometimes....

Headmaster

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english translation:
Last thursday, I went to a job interview as they were looking for a "visual art teacher" in college.
It was not the first time I applied for this kind of job in Hong Kong, so I diden't worried.
When I arrived, I felt ready and decided to ask for more money.
(30 minutes in the waiting room break my enthusiasm)
Finally, someone came to get me.
...mister..."charmes"
Thank you for coming, so as you already know we are looking for a candidate for the job of "headmaster" of the Artistic Department of all the University's Campus. So, we'll let you introduce yourself and then we will all ask you a few questions...
Headmaster?
-well-shaved cheeks (look very young)
-Cannibal Corpse T-Shirt sticking out from the shirt
-Old geek pant

...and?
and? Well, I answered their questions, they answered mines, and it was done.
You know, this "headmaster job", it's 10% sketching classes and 90% of administrative work. Not really the kind of student's relationship that you like.
Hmm... yeah, I guess so.
I also think it's time for me to stop wearing my lucky shirt for job interviewes...

facebouk

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parfois je me dis...

...que Facebook sait bien cibler ses pubs....



sometimes I think... that Facebook knows how to target their ads.

on pict: Ultimate hair removal
stop the hair growth with regular application. Clinically tested, results guaranteed! Only 54,90 EUR!

Only in Hong Kong

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Aucun doute, je suis rentré à HongKong.

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english translation:

Boss, this is Waiyim, she was my professor. She's an artist.

"Artist"? What is that?





Tout comme dans je ne sais plus quelle marque de jus d'orange, rien n'a été rajouté, rien n'a été enlevé. Enjoy.

potentiellement bloggable

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la technologie du futur est à portée de Wii:

(depuis netorama)

et puis un peu de violence virtuelle qui soulage parfois:

http://www.addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html

Nudity, porn, censorship, whatever... part3

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(artist nudity inside, click if you dare)
nude self-portrait/autoportrait à oualpé
(portrait de l'artiste en tenue d'Adam, cliquez si vous l'osez)

on achève bien les chevaux / They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

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(updated) Beijing Bus Wait / Duel par -3

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english translation:
Wow? What? What did he just asked you?
He asked if french people eat bread.
okay, time to launch emergency procedure before nervous breakdown, let's do it on 3... one... two... is he still here? S##T, no choice left, 3...!
"NI HAO MA?"

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This very day, I decided to learn to speak chinese.

huge thanks to Lorenzo for the tips

JE est un autre

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Après l'homme qui joue plusieurs guitares à la fois, voici...





...vous noterez le
-"ah bon? Je chante pas Corneille?"
-"Non, non, rien à foutre de Corneille!" P:

DIY breakfast / Bricolage gastronomique

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et sinon, rien à voir mais je relaie l'info:
depuis le blog de loic.secheresse
Alors même que le sympathique Brice Hortefeux reproche aux préfets et à l'entreprise Police Nationale de ne pas faire assez de chiffre d'expulsions, je vous invite à lire cette série d'articles sur la famille Muliqi. arrivée du Kosovo en France en 2002, judicieusement expulsée en août alors que les parents conduisaient un de leurs enfants de 18 mois à l'hôpital. Si vous aussi vous habitez Orléans, ça s'est passé près de chez vous.

Expulsés de France et sans papiers au Kosovo / Source Libération
Libération / Sans-papiers : expulsion expéditive à Orléans

scatologisme

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How could I talk about the subject without sketching myself doin' it...
Paper toilet without toilet, in a subtile and poetic way....
Oh, I don't care! I'm back readin' on the beach!


...tout ce que vous vouliez savoir sur la fabrication du PQ sans jamais oser le demander...
et même davantage :rolleyes:

La sienne est plus longue que la tienne.

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Toutes les photos de Vladimir en vacances à TOUVA ont été dénichées via ce site
english translation:

Thanks to internet, the Sarkozy's fat case diden't really remained unnoticed!
Then, did you know that HK TV NEWS did a coverage on him with the photoshoped pictures and his low-cost vacation on his friend's yacht.
But the best is to come: the journalist then compare with Putin's vacations, gone fishing in TUVA.
No problem about that, I just think that our photoshoppers could have done a complete photo retouching job.
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