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Starbeurks.

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still there, the only internet's location for now.
Keepin' sketching thought, many people enjoying some peaceful rest.

(gosh their coffee is bad.)

Internet again!

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Do you remember... the 21st night... of september..?
RATS! Internet connexion lost!
Ok, let's launch the network again, password...
Doesn't work... stop the firewall... no... services? IP adress?
restart? failsafe? Errorchecking? ping? restore point? spyware detect?scan antivirus?
Allright, forget it, Back with Ubuntu!
What the? Even Linux doesnt work! (no connexion)
Say, My Mac can't connect on internet. Did you...?
AhAAAAA? SO this is about the modem!

So, the connexions are OK, power is OK...
What if we simply call the technician?
NEVER! *ouch* Do you hear me? Never!
red Wire, Black Wire, power, green LED... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc...
Yes, 63 back street... We're waiting for you.
Yeah! Come in! We were expecting you. Computer is just over there
It used to work, and suddently, it stopped working...

Don't be angry... He's gonna repair internet. Good news, hay?
There! Working again! Yeeeeeesssss... gnagnagna...
So? What was the problem, finally?
The neighbour cut the wire when pruneing the hedge.
So.... I COULDN'T HELP?!!!
HONOR IS SAFE! Is he always like that? I find him kinda cool today, actually.

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Internet power: 5 minutes celebrity / le pouvoir d'internet et les 5 minutes de célébrité d'ANDY WARHOL

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(As Andy Wahrol says....)

Since a few months, there's a video on Hong Kong's internet. It's a small movie shoot with a mobile phone in a bus.

It shows a young man wich just notice his front neighbour, asking him not to shout with his mobile phone. But the guy turn back and is NOT HAPPY AT ALL!
And, in front of the very cool and polite young man, the "Bus Oncle" goes nervous breakdown!


You have to know that, now the terrific "BUS ONCLE" (his new nickname) is a celebrity; and a HK radio found and interview the young "victim".

The original video (finally with subtitles!)::D
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/bus-uncle-p1.php

Chosen dialogues:
the ONCLE: "I fuck your mother!"
Tje young guy: "wait, this is only between you and me, why adding somebody else in it?"
the oncle: "I HAVE to fuck her! Otherwise who will?"

here's is the HIP HOP version...:headbang:
("DIOU" means Shit or Fuck...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_sUPTv0t1Y&search=%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%20%E6%9E%97%E5%B0%9A%E7%BE%A9%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94

Waiyim told me that in her school, it is now forbidden for the students to use the following Bus Oncle's sentences (wich are now part of everyday expressions!!)::zip:
"Mei Gai Kun" : "It is NOT over!"
"Lei Yauw A Lek, Oh Yauw A Lek"\" : "You got pressure, I GOT pressure!"


(if you are a real fan of this guy, you can buy a T-SHIRT:
http://www.cafepress.com/shanshansbus)

There's even a wikipedia page:!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bus_uncle


This is what I call popular culture...




en français:

Depuis quelques mois déjà, une vidéo circule à Hongkong via internet. Il s'agit d'un petit film shooté à l'aide d'un téléphone portable dans un Bus.

Le décor: un jeune homme vient de tapoter sur l'épaule de son voisin de devant pour lui demander de parler moins fort avec son téléphone portable. Ce dernier se retourne et il n'est pas content du tout!:furious:
Et face au jeune qui garde son calme en toutes circonstances et reste très courtois, l'"oncle du bus" pête carrément un cable!

Il faut savoir que depuis, le terrible "BUS ONCLE" (comme il est désormais surnommé) est super célèbre. Une radio de Hongkong a même retrouvé et interviewé la jeune "victime".


La vidéo originale (enfin sous-titrée!)::D
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/bus-uncle-p1.php

Morceau choisis:
l'oncle: "Je nique ta mère moi!"
le jeune: "non, mais c'est entre toi et moi cette dispute, ne mèle pas quelqu'un d'autre à cela"
l'oncle: "il faut bien que je la nique, sinon qui va la niquer?"


la version rap::headbang:
(sachez que le mot "DIOU" signifie MERDE, ou un bon gros juron dans le genre...)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_sUPTv0t1Y&search=%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%20%E6%9E%97%E5%B0%9A%E7%BE%A9%20%E5%B7%B4%E5%A3%AB%E9%98%BF%E5%8F%94

Waiyim m'a annoncé que, dans son école, on a carrément interdit aux élèves de répéter les phrases (désormais passées dans le languagae courant!!!) du BUS ONCLE::zip:
"Mei Gai Kun" : "c'est PAS fini!"
"Lei Yauw A Lek, Oh Yauw A Lek" : "t'as la pression, j'ai la pression moi aussi!

Si vous êtes fan de ce type (comme moi), vous pouvez même acheter son T-SHIRT: http://www.cafepress.com/shanshansbus

y'a meme une page Wiki:
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27oncle_du_bus



CA, c'est de la culture populaire les enfants....:jester:
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