Pfelelep blog

...elle est timide / shy one

Après la fille qui lit et la fille de dos, voici donc la fille au genou.
After the reading girl and the back of the girl, here's the knee girl.

No, it's not Waiyim.

c'est marrant, déjà dans la glace je ne me ressemble pas, alors, là, c'est encore pire. strange thing, I don't not even look like myself on the mirror.

Bon, allez, en couleur, sinon c'est pas sérieux. right, here comes the colours, let's be serious, my...




p'tain, mon rouge à lèvres, la gomme du crayon et ce texte sont assortis en plus! note that lipstick, eraser and text matches!

english translation:
Meet Bebert.
Yo.
Bebert is a Geotrupidae (from Greek geos, earth, and trypetes, borer), a member of the family of beetles in the order Coleoptera. They are commonly called dor beetles or earth-boring dung beetles.
Indeed.
Wings-equipped, the geotrupidae can fly with a characteristic buzzing.
Do I look "characteristic" to you? WTF.
Those insects are typically detrivores, provisioning their nests with leaf litter (often moldy), but are occasionally coprophagous, similar to dung beetles.
Yeah, yeah. Not my favourite meal really. and I... Uh? what's that?
They sometimes drink the sap of cutted trees or mature fruits.
GOD! Look at that!
You can witness dozen of them dying in a beer can left in the forest.
Yumm, it's an 5-days-old' one at least!






english translation:
(TOC!)

(singing): 99 bottles of beer (hips) on the wall...

According to the latest news, Bebert and his pals are alright, they are sleeping it off in lamma's garden.

I got up to 6 drunken beetles a day, falling in the garden. Even my cats are bored.
But every time, I felt I HAVE to help them to rollover upright.
(drinker's solidarity)

Je viens de surprendre mon chat en train de pisser dans le lavabo de la salle de bain; j'ai enfin compris comment elle faisait pour ne pas pisser dans la maison quand elle se retrouvait enfermée pendant 24 heures.
Du coup, j'ai voulu lui faire comprendre que j'étais très content et l'encourager.

...comprends pô la réaction des femmes...




English translation:
I've just catched my cat peeing in the bathroom's sink ; I finally understand how she manage not to pee in the house, as she won't or can't get outside for 24 hours.
So I wanted to make her understand that I was really proud of her and encourage her.
I don't understand Women's reactions sometimes....