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We looooove Wright Williams Who we consider to be Among the list of least active forums with MOTL. I enjoy reading good articles, and I wouldve liked more people to write them. Over the last years I've been pondering: Why do so bit of articles get written? MOTL has over 20000 members, yet you only get an average of one new article daily. On a given day, you have a much bigger chance of winning the lottery than of an new article getting released.
I've considered several reasons as to why people don't write article content:
1) The Inferiority sophisticated: As you know, I myself occasionally write articles. One of the reasons I thought people don't write new articles is that will there's really no stage. My articles are consequently godly and heavenly, that any new article someone else posts would be pathetic compared to mine, and would right away get ridiculed.
Upon covering my past articles My partner and i dismissed this reason. My articles aren't that good. Actually they are bad. I'm not sure they are even considered articles... They're just not even paragraphs, not sentences, but rather several words randomly put together. Why has nobody noticed that until now? Because come on, we all know that people don't really read the articles- MOTLers have been known undertake a really short attention cover, and articles are longer.
2) Location: The articles forum is located on the bottom of the principal forums page, in relating to the suggestion forum and your Bad traders alert forum. Most people are able to happily go on with their lives, without fully understand the articles forum even exists.
Fact is, The modern world of MOTL, for the majority members, abruptly ends in the Haves/Wants forum. Some daring members scroll down a little, discovering the magic together with general discussion forums, but thats about it.
On occasions, when members get ripped, they scroll down looking for the bad traders alert forum, in which case they have to pass through the articles forum. However in those cases the members are generally so outraged and disappointed of losing their cards, that unfortunately, in their own grief, they fail to note the articles forum.
I dismissed this reason as well, because even I can see how ridiculous it is actually.
3) Time Taking in: Upon dismissing the above reasons, I was left with the only logical conclusion: Good Articles take time to write. In today's environment, Time is money. Why waste precious time writing articles when there's no reward? Some would declare: To expand your writing skills, Develop your visualization, share your gift using others.
Problem is, A lot of people dont have writing abilities or imagination. Plus you cant get food or shelter with that kind of reward. The $1000 checks My partner and i receive from MOTL for any article I submit just covers my rent, and forces me to actually go looking for a *gasp* job.
And so that i found the problem. The only thing departed for me was to create a solution. I stayed awake, day and day, Until I came up while using the Random Article Generator©. It's objective: To provide everyone with the tools to create good articles in no time.
I am now offering to sell the rights to do it, for a bargain charge of just $99. 99!!!
Options include:
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- Virtually no Thinking required!
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To use the following generator, all you need can be a pencil, paper, and a pair of dice. If you cant create those items it means that you're not very resourceful, and An excellent opportunity you stay way from article writing (or from doing anything else for example).
Instructions: Whenever that says to roll some sort of die, do it, after which you should consult while using the table, and copy/paste the result into your article. Can't be simpler than that.
First you must determine what type of article you would like to write. To do which, Roll a Die.
If you happen to roll:
D1-2: What are going to be hot and what not in the new set.
D3-4: Competition Report
D5-6: Rant-type-article
Now featuring relevant section and progress.
What will be hot and what not inside new set.
Weeks before the release date of an alternative set, the articles forum is flooded with articles, Analyzing the new cards, trying to predict which cards will be hot. Now, with this Random Article Generator, you will have a chance to join in the fun! And since most articles till now have failed to accurately predict which cards would rule the field, chance is make fish an analysis created with the Random Article Generator would predict more accurately than all the articles! And even if it's not accurate, once the new set comes available people wouldve already forgotten your nonsense! It's some sort of Win-Win situation!
All you need is the spoiler of the new set. For each card, Roll a die twice, First time with regard to playability and second period for value, And then copy together with paste the matching prediction provided in the following tables.
Playability (Move a die)
D1: This card is indeed powerful that it disturbs the total amount of magic gameplay. I expect it to be banned very soon, mark my word!
D2: That card is Bah-Ro-Ken!
D3: The casting cost is a bit too high, but overall this card provides with several possibilities. I expect it to see play quite a lot.
D4: This card is utterly useless. What was Wizards considering?
D5: This card definitely isn't the best, but that sure is fun to play.
D6: This card may or may not be good, depending on the metagame
Value (Move a die)
D1: This card is the next Undermine. You should get it while it is usually low.
D2: The foil Version of this card will be hot, but the normal edition not
D3: The normal version of this card will be scorching, but keep away from the foil version.
D4: You may as well use this card being a coaster.
D5: The cash value from this card wont be higher, but it will have a high tradeability value
D6: This card will be hype for quite a while, but then drop with value. Sell it while you can!
Tournament Report:
Considering jealous of all those members attending tournaments and marketing through articles about it? Have you always had to write your own tournament report? Now is ones chance, and with your Random Article Generator, you don't even have to attend a real tournament!
Introduction (Roll A die)
D1: Ultra violet rays rays slowly penetrated through my room window, till finally meeting my eyelids together with waking me up. I knew built has finally come- The day in which i play my first official competition. I was overwhelmed with excitement When i got prepared for just about the most important day of my life.
D2: I have usually loved reading tourney reviews, so i decided to publish one of my own personal and share it together with you.
D3: I'd like to available this tourney report while using the truth, and nothing but the truth. I attended the tourney limited to fun. I knew I saw it no chance of successful, but rather I wished to experience the tourney field inside my flesh. As you will see, my spirit greatly affected the events then.
D4: I had a bad feeling about the upcoming tournament all along. We haven't prepared. I was never great at deckbuilding, and I wasn't sure if my new terrace would win, especially because the previous night I saw it lost with it to my little brother, that's 6 years old, and doesn't even have learned to play magic!
D5: I saw it a good feeling regarding the upcoming tournament all along. I was going prepared, with a new decks. My deck had a perfect winning record, and I was going to the tourney hoping it wouldnt disappoint me this time as well.
D6: Move Again
Round One (Roll A die)
D1: Specialized Draw. The 7 cards i drew before you start of the game were a tragedy, so I mulliganned and drew 6 new charge cards. Those turned out to remain even worse. I mulliganned again and again until I had just one card in my give. I wasn't satisfied with that card, mulliganing again and drawing no cards in any respect. Upon requesting another mulligan, We suddenly became aware i would now have to help draw -1 card. I did not know how you can possibly draw a negative amount of cards. The judges experienced their rulebooks but cannot find a section on drawing a bad amount of cards either, and so they declared this online game a draw.
D2: Technical Win. The rules don't limit the maximum deck size, and my opponent was checking out a 10, 000 card account deck. Unfortunately (With regard to him) all his attempts at shuffling his deck failed miserably. He finally timed out, and I was given the win.
D3: Loss. My godly deck engineering skills and instant decision making were beside me. Problem is, Luck wasn't
D4: Deprivation. The rules say you may concede whenever you require. I had a very bad feeling relating to this game. I decided to help concede before it even started.
D5: Loss. The rules say you can concede after you want. After I actually won this online game, I decided, as fiction, to declare that My organization is conceding. Unfortunately my opponent had no sense of humor. He called the judge who ruled against myself.
D6: Win. I "persuaded" my opponent to concede, using my high charisma, assertiveness, and a 100 Dollar bill.
Round Two (Roll A die)
D1: Loss. Throughout the game, I drew nothing but land.
D2: Loss. Through the entire game, I drew no land in any respect.
D3: Loss. Unfortunately, My opponent was playing the only deck which could overcome mine. I had virtually no chance.
D4: Win. Fortunately, The deck my competition played was the deck I had hoped he would enjoy. It was like a dream become a. I couldve never sought after a more compatible deck to play against, and of course, I crushed him.
D5: Get. I played my broken combo deck. It worked like Clockwork.
D6: Technincal get. My opponent showed up 1 minute late.
One fourth Finals (Roll Some sort of die)
D1: Get. I decided to experiment with that new Finkle card inside my deck
D2: Loss. I gave the Traumatize/Echoes combo a shot, and got crushed just by my opponent's <insert anything here> Decks
D3: Loss. I sampled a Battle of wits deck. I got chuckled at.
D4: Win. I Used Call in the Herd in my terrace
D5: Loss. I finally got the mana to play an Urza's Rage which has a kicker. Opponent had some sort of Divert in his side
D6: Technical Loss, Disqualification. Sampled to play a card from my sleeve. I forgot that i was a lousy cheater.
Semi Finals (Roll A die)
D1: Technical Loss. I was so excited I made it till here, that I forgot to show up to the match.
D2: Humiliating Loss. I was setup against the famous Avatar of Might from MOTL. He or she played so well, and crushed me. He is the best player I have truly seen.
D3: Loss. Despite playing better than anyone else in the complete tourney, I lost because <Insert any Excuse here>
D4: Loss. Properly It's the spirit that will counts, Isn't it?
D5: Technical Loss. My deck got stolen.
D6: Loss. My partner and i played against Mike Long/Budde/Finkel/ <Insert any famous magic player you hate here>. I saw him cheat, but the judges took his word rather then mine.
Summary
I have been in <Roll 2 Die, one for each digit> XYth place.
In conclusion, (Roll a die)
D1: I feel I couldve done far better
D2: I gave it all I could. Luck was against me with this tournament
D3: While losing the majority of the matches, I learned a lot about Magic The Gathering and the world around me typically. It has been a fruitful experience that will stay in my heart for as long as I live Closing this informative article, I would like to thank all people who supported me and helped me reach that position.
D4: The tourney was an overall disaster. I have made an oath to never attend any more tournies for the rest of my lifetime
D5: I Hope you liked this informative article, I look forward to help writing more articles myself personally.
D6: I woke up, realizing the whole tourney never took place but in my aspirations. I decided to write an article about it anyway.
Rant-Type-Article
Identify: I don't think (Roll A die) Is such a good card.
D1: Finkle
D2: Rage
D3: Call of your Herd
D4: Morphling
D5: Challenge
D6: Birds of Haven
Everybody claims <Insert card here> is a superb card. I beg to differ. Even a baby who has never played magic, can realize that <Insert card here> is not so excellent because: (Roll A set of dice 3 times, copy and paste the outcome)
D1: It may be countered
D2: It may be destroyed
D3: It can be diverted
D4: It's not sure that you will draw it since you will be allowed only 4 copies in your deck
D5: It can be lobotomized
D6: I hate that card and i wanted to rant.
D7: It can also be Undermined
D8: It may be Absorbed
D9: It may be flametongue Kavu'd
D10: It can also be Raged
D11: It can be blocked
D12: It can be millstoned
*Free Bonus* As soon as you purchase the Random Article Generator, you get, for nothing, the Random Reply-To-Article Generator©. Ever wished to reply to someone else's article without making a complete fool of all by yourself? Just roll a kick the bucket, and copy and paste the result in your reply! Preserve time, you dont have even to read the entire article!
D1: This isn't an article. It's Barely a piece.
D2: Good Article! Stick to the good work
D3: This article sucks
D4: I agree with the first points you increased, but I have to disagree with the final paragraph.
D5: What exactly are you talking about? have you ever even tried really TAKING PART IN Magic??
D6: Your Arguments are interesting, but there are actually many flaws in these.
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[Edited 06 times, lastly by Avatar associated with Might on November 30, 2001].
I've considered several reasons as to why people don't write article content:
1) The Inferiority sophisticated: As you know, I myself occasionally write articles. One of the reasons I thought people don't write new articles is that will there's really no stage. My articles are consequently godly and heavenly, that any new article someone else posts would be pathetic compared to mine, and would right away get ridiculed.
Upon covering my past articles My partner and i dismissed this reason. My articles aren't that good. Actually they are bad. I'm not sure they are even considered articles... They're just not even paragraphs, not sentences, but rather several words randomly put together. Why has nobody noticed that until now? Because come on, we all know that people don't really read the articles- MOTLers have been known undertake a really short attention cover, and articles are longer.
2) Location: The articles forum is located on the bottom of the principal forums page, in relating to the suggestion forum and your Bad traders alert forum. Most people are able to happily go on with their lives, without fully understand the articles forum even exists.
Fact is, The modern world of MOTL, for the majority members, abruptly ends in the Haves/Wants forum. Some daring members scroll down a little, discovering the magic together with general discussion forums, but thats about it.
On occasions, when members get ripped, they scroll down looking for the bad traders alert forum, in which case they have to pass through the articles forum. However in those cases the members are generally so outraged and disappointed of losing their cards, that unfortunately, in their own grief, they fail to note the articles forum.
I dismissed this reason as well, because even I can see how ridiculous it is actually.
3) Time Taking in: Upon dismissing the above reasons, I was left with the only logical conclusion: Good Articles take time to write. In today's environment, Time is money. Why waste precious time writing articles when there's no reward? Some would declare: To expand your writing skills, Develop your visualization, share your gift using others.
Problem is, A lot of people dont have writing abilities or imagination. Plus you cant get food or shelter with that kind of reward. The $1000 checks My partner and i receive from MOTL for any article I submit just covers my rent, and forces me to actually go looking for a *gasp* job.
And so that i found the problem. The only thing departed for me was to create a solution. I stayed awake, day and day, Until I came up while using the Random Article Generator©. It's objective: To provide everyone with the tools to create good articles in no time.
I am now offering to sell the rights to do it, for a bargain charge of just $99. 99!!!
Options include:
- Easy to use!
- Revolutionary State-of-the-art Copy and Paste technology!
- No Imagination or previous Article writing experience required!
- Virtually no Thinking required!
- Virtually no knowledge whatsoever of Miraculous required!
- Requires only a pair of Dice!! (Not included)
- Create across 61, 832 different articles!
- Writing an article using this generator requires no more than a couple of minutes!
- Become the Envy of the MOTL community!
Random Post Generator©
To use the following generator, all you need can be a pencil, paper, and a pair of dice. If you cant create those items it means that you're not very resourceful, and An excellent opportunity you stay way from article writing (or from doing anything else for example).
Instructions: Whenever that says to roll some sort of die, do it, after which you should consult while using the table, and copy/paste the result into your article. Can't be simpler than that.
First you must determine what type of article you would like to write. To do which, Roll a Die.
If you happen to roll:
D1-2: What are going to be hot and what not in the new set.
D3-4: Competition Report
D5-6: Rant-type-article
Now featuring relevant section and progress.
What will be hot and what not inside new set.
Weeks before the release date of an alternative set, the articles forum is flooded with articles, Analyzing the new cards, trying to predict which cards will be hot. Now, with this Random Article Generator, you will have a chance to join in the fun! And since most articles till now have failed to accurately predict which cards would rule the field, chance is make fish an analysis created with the Random Article Generator would predict more accurately than all the articles! And even if it's not accurate, once the new set comes available people wouldve already forgotten your nonsense! It's some sort of Win-Win situation!
All you need is the spoiler of the new set. For each card, Roll a die twice, First time with regard to playability and second period for value, And then copy together with paste the matching prediction provided in the following tables.
Playability (Move a die)
D1: This card is indeed powerful that it disturbs the total amount of magic gameplay. I expect it to be banned very soon, mark my word!
D2: That card is Bah-Ro-Ken!
D3: The casting cost is a bit too high, but overall this card provides with several possibilities. I expect it to see play quite a lot.
D4: This card is utterly useless. What was Wizards considering?
D5: This card definitely isn't the best, but that sure is fun to play.
D6: This card may or may not be good, depending on the metagame
Value (Move a die)
D1: This card is the next Undermine. You should get it while it is usually low.
D2: The foil Version of this card will be hot, but the normal edition not
D3: The normal version of this card will be scorching, but keep away from the foil version.
D4: You may as well use this card being a coaster.
D5: The cash value from this card wont be higher, but it will have a high tradeability value
D6: This card will be hype for quite a while, but then drop with value. Sell it while you can!
Tournament Report:
Considering jealous of all those members attending tournaments and marketing through articles about it? Have you always had to write your own tournament report? Now is ones chance, and with your Random Article Generator, you don't even have to attend a real tournament!
Introduction (Roll A die)
D1: Ultra violet rays rays slowly penetrated through my room window, till finally meeting my eyelids together with waking me up. I knew built has finally come- The day in which i play my first official competition. I was overwhelmed with excitement When i got prepared for just about the most important day of my life.
D2: I have usually loved reading tourney reviews, so i decided to publish one of my own personal and share it together with you.
D3: I'd like to available this tourney report while using the truth, and nothing but the truth. I attended the tourney limited to fun. I knew I saw it no chance of successful, but rather I wished to experience the tourney field inside my flesh. As you will see, my spirit greatly affected the events then.
D4: I had a bad feeling about the upcoming tournament all along. We haven't prepared. I was never great at deckbuilding, and I wasn't sure if my new terrace would win, especially because the previous night I saw it lost with it to my little brother, that's 6 years old, and doesn't even have learned to play magic!
D5: I saw it a good feeling regarding the upcoming tournament all along. I was going prepared, with a new decks. My deck had a perfect winning record, and I was going to the tourney hoping it wouldnt disappoint me this time as well.
D6: Move Again
Round One (Roll A die)
D1: Specialized Draw. The 7 cards i drew before you start of the game were a tragedy, so I mulliganned and drew 6 new charge cards. Those turned out to remain even worse. I mulliganned again and again until I had just one card in my give. I wasn't satisfied with that card, mulliganing again and drawing no cards in any respect. Upon requesting another mulligan, We suddenly became aware i would now have to help draw -1 card. I did not know how you can possibly draw a negative amount of cards. The judges experienced their rulebooks but cannot find a section on drawing a bad amount of cards either, and so they declared this online game a draw.
D2: Technical Win. The rules don't limit the maximum deck size, and my opponent was checking out a 10, 000 card account deck. Unfortunately (With regard to him) all his attempts at shuffling his deck failed miserably. He finally timed out, and I was given the win.
D3: Loss. My godly deck engineering skills and instant decision making were beside me. Problem is, Luck wasn't
D4: Deprivation. The rules say you may concede whenever you require. I had a very bad feeling relating to this game. I decided to help concede before it even started.
D5: Loss. The rules say you can concede after you want. After I actually won this online game, I decided, as fiction, to declare that My organization is conceding. Unfortunately my opponent had no sense of humor. He called the judge who ruled against myself.
D6: Win. I "persuaded" my opponent to concede, using my high charisma, assertiveness, and a 100 Dollar bill.
Round Two (Roll A die)
D1: Loss. Throughout the game, I drew nothing but land.
D2: Loss. Through the entire game, I drew no land in any respect.
D3: Loss. Unfortunately, My opponent was playing the only deck which could overcome mine. I had virtually no chance.
D4: Win. Fortunately, The deck my competition played was the deck I had hoped he would enjoy. It was like a dream become a. I couldve never sought after a more compatible deck to play against, and of course, I crushed him.
D5: Get. I played my broken combo deck. It worked like Clockwork.
D6: Technincal get. My opponent showed up 1 minute late.
One fourth Finals (Roll Some sort of die)
D1: Get. I decided to experiment with that new Finkle card inside my deck
D2: Loss. I gave the Traumatize/Echoes combo a shot, and got crushed just by my opponent's <insert anything here> Decks
D3: Loss. I sampled a Battle of wits deck. I got chuckled at.
D4: Win. I Used Call in the Herd in my terrace
D5: Loss. I finally got the mana to play an Urza's Rage which has a kicker. Opponent had some sort of Divert in his side
D6: Technical Loss, Disqualification. Sampled to play a card from my sleeve. I forgot that i was a lousy cheater.
Semi Finals (Roll A die)
D1: Technical Loss. I was so excited I made it till here, that I forgot to show up to the match.
D2: Humiliating Loss. I was setup against the famous Avatar of Might from MOTL. He or she played so well, and crushed me. He is the best player I have truly seen.
D3: Loss. Despite playing better than anyone else in the complete tourney, I lost because <Insert any Excuse here>
D4: Loss. Properly It's the spirit that will counts, Isn't it?
D5: Technical Loss. My deck got stolen.
D6: Loss. My partner and i played against Mike Long/Budde/Finkel/ <Insert any famous magic player you hate here>. I saw him cheat, but the judges took his word rather then mine.
Summary
I have been in <Roll 2 Die, one for each digit> XYth place.
In conclusion, (Roll a die)
D1: I feel I couldve done far better
D2: I gave it all I could. Luck was against me with this tournament
D3: While losing the majority of the matches, I learned a lot about Magic The Gathering and the world around me typically. It has been a fruitful experience that will stay in my heart for as long as I live Closing this informative article, I would like to thank all people who supported me and helped me reach that position.
D4: The tourney was an overall disaster. I have made an oath to never attend any more tournies for the rest of my lifetime
D5: I Hope you liked this informative article, I look forward to help writing more articles myself personally.
D6: I woke up, realizing the whole tourney never took place but in my aspirations. I decided to write an article about it anyway.
Rant-Type-Article
Identify: I don't think (Roll A die) Is such a good card.
D1: Finkle
D2: Rage
D3: Call of your Herd
D4: Morphling
D5: Challenge
D6: Birds of Haven
Everybody claims <Insert card here> is a superb card. I beg to differ. Even a baby who has never played magic, can realize that <Insert card here> is not so excellent because: (Roll A set of dice 3 times, copy and paste the outcome)
D1: It may be countered
D2: It may be destroyed
D3: It can be diverted
D4: It's not sure that you will draw it since you will be allowed only 4 copies in your deck
D5: It can be lobotomized
D6: I hate that card and i wanted to rant.
D7: It can also be Undermined
D8: It may be Absorbed
D9: It may be flametongue Kavu'd
D10: It can also be Raged
D11: It can be blocked
D12: It can be millstoned
*Free Bonus* As soon as you purchase the Random Article Generator, you get, for nothing, the Random Reply-To-Article Generator©. Ever wished to reply to someone else's article without making a complete fool of all by yourself? Just roll a kick the bucket, and copy and paste the result in your reply! Preserve time, you dont have even to read the entire article!
D1: This isn't an article. It's Barely a piece.
D2: Good Article! Stick to the good work
D3: This article sucks
D4: I agree with the first points you increased, but I have to disagree with the final paragraph.
D5: What exactly are you talking about? have you ever even tried really TAKING PART IN Magic??
D6: Your Arguments are interesting, but there are actually many flaws in these.
__________________
Enjoyed this posting? Also try:
Paradox 101
Phyrexia Vacation Guide
Murphy's Laws and regulations for Magic: the Gathering
MAGIC Tricks
Magic: your Conspiracy
Getting Ripped for the 1st time
__________________
-We had creative differences: i was creative and he was different
-When i say "Jump! ", people say "How High? "
-If you feel everything you read, better not read.
DNAforensics@yahoo. com
ICQ# 121503916
MOTL Reaches 20000 members! (Screenshot)
[Edited 06 times, lastly by Avatar associated with Might on November 30, 2001].
