The Chronicles.

Ok, I've heard many strange thing in those 20 years of my life. But this one is one of the most weird one. The craziest piece of news there is. And what's more crazy - it's true. Maybe it's not the kind of thing you expect to read in a gentleman's blog, but really.. this is worth knowing.

So, what's the fuss about? About this.

A raccoon has bitten off half of one man's... yes, you get it right, half of the penis, yes, a raccoon. How did it happen? Well, to begin with, the man was drunk. It's Russia, you know, children in schools here get vodka instead of milk. (Ok, kidding about this one). And so this unfortunate man was having a little picnic with his friends. Then they saw an animal "which looked like a cat".

Now comes the craziest part. That's what the victim has written in his note in the hospital (or in the police, it's unclear from the article). "Just for a change we caught the animal. My friend said it was a raccoon. As there were no women with us, I decided to seize the opportunity and get delighted.

And the following is obvious: the poor creature jumped at the man a bit off almost half of his penis!! And swallowed it, choking on it! The friends rushed to a hospital and stopped the bleeding there, but the doctors were unable to restore the man's thing. By the time they got the rest of it out of poor animal's throat it was already.. erm... unusable, let's put it this way.

The most funny part about it is that in Russian the raccoon is called "Raccoon the rinser" as he washes all his fruits in the water. And this word "rinser" is somewhat similar to a verb "to caress" (though you have to be actually really stupid to mix them). And the man said he thought the animal was called "raccoon the caressing one..." He was either really drunk or really stupid. I guess both.

And it's said the doctor's cant remember it without a smile. They've never thought such stuff to be possible!! =)

p.s. the poor animal was killed...