Tales and traumas of a 'Teenage Pretty Boy'

My Darling, How I miss your touch
I miss your whisper of "* **** ***"
Your love is so sweet, so gentle, so tender
So wonderful - just like the sender

My love for you is so true and so deep
I pray that my love you will forever keep
I love you more each and every day
I love you, Baby - in every way
I love it when you Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! ! !
OMG - that makes me Purrrrrrrrrrr! ! ! !
LYL - is where I want to be

Me pleasing you and you pleasing me
I want to be touching you - skin to skin
Baby - I am ready for our life to begin
I am counting the days until then
You will long for love - never again
I will love you like crazy for the rest of your life
You will have the best friend, lover and husband

I want to be your everything
I want to be what makes your heart sing
I love you, Darling - please never doubt
I love you so much - I want to Shout
Until we are together again - hold me in your heart
I am holding you in mine - as I have from the start

Big question .....

What's the secret of success? I found the answer in my room.

The fan said: B COOL

The roof said: AIM HIGH

The window said: TAKE PAINS

The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS

The mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE U ACT

The calendar said: BE UP TO DATE

The door said: PUSH THE TROUBLES

The lamp said: MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.


Have a Good Day

smile little and laugh a Lot..


What is the difference between fate and stupidity?
if your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it is your stupidity.
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Can you imagine a world wih out women...
no crime and lots of happy, fat men.
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A women always gives a sound advice: 99 percent sound and one percent advice.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restauran wih friends....
you order wha you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!

C Program to propose a girl

#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf(”100%”,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf(”I Love U”);

scanf(”100%”,&reply);

}

if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);

else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;

if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf(”100%”,&reply); /* “I Love U” already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}