Evil children in Cereal Commercials
Tuesday, 7. July 2009, 07:00:00
Okay, I got this idea from an online forum and it was really funny yet soo true. Cheers Moo Eh? 
Trix
Here you have a starving rabbit. Spoiled children who happen to have a thing for cereal and yogurt point and laugh as the rabbit desperately tries to get some food. The rabbit has obviously tried and failed at receiving some by asking in the past, so the rabbit must use his intellect to survive, but as fate would have it, he always fails. It's a wonder that after all these years this adorable bunny is still alive, but through all of this, the children refuse to share.
What does this teach us? Sharing is wrong. Especially sharing with cute woodland creatures.
Lucky Charms
Now here you have a man with a height impairment. The children choose to take advantage of this man's misfortune by attempting to steal this man's cereal which he treasures ever so dearly. This man also seems to have an Irish accent. Obviously singled out due to the combination of his diversity and disability, this man is relentlessly chased by the children. Unable to get a moment of peace, and constantly on the run, the man is forever doomed to being unable to enjoy his delicious treasure.
Now this commercial in particular uses a lot of subliminal advertising. Children are taught that people who are different from them are to be hunted down and mugged. Height, sex, ethnicity, and the like are all brought into play. They even go as far as to make the children after his one true prized possession. Truly the man has interesting tastes in hobbies, but that's no reason to make a mockery of him. The commercial doesn't portray the man losing his handkerchief of something of little value to him, but the children purposefully go after the man's very livelihood. I for one am disgusted.
Trix
Here you have a starving rabbit. Spoiled children who happen to have a thing for cereal and yogurt point and laugh as the rabbit desperately tries to get some food. The rabbit has obviously tried and failed at receiving some by asking in the past, so the rabbit must use his intellect to survive, but as fate would have it, he always fails. It's a wonder that after all these years this adorable bunny is still alive, but through all of this, the children refuse to share.
What does this teach us? Sharing is wrong. Especially sharing with cute woodland creatures.
Lucky Charms
Now here you have a man with a height impairment. The children choose to take advantage of this man's misfortune by attempting to steal this man's cereal which he treasures ever so dearly. This man also seems to have an Irish accent. Obviously singled out due to the combination of his diversity and disability, this man is relentlessly chased by the children. Unable to get a moment of peace, and constantly on the run, the man is forever doomed to being unable to enjoy his delicious treasure.
Now this commercial in particular uses a lot of subliminal advertising. Children are taught that people who are different from them are to be hunted down and mugged. Height, sex, ethnicity, and the like are all brought into play. They even go as far as to make the children after his one true prized possession. Truly the man has interesting tastes in hobbies, but that's no reason to make a mockery of him. The commercial doesn't portray the man losing his handkerchief of something of little value to him, but the children purposefully go after the man's very livelihood. I for one am disgusted.
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Lechy # 21. July 2009, 08:19
ɥʇɐǝp ɟo ssǝɔuıɹd # 21. July 2009, 12:37
Anonymous # 18. September 2009, 06:49
lol I hate Trix.
Babyli # 6. November 2009, 09:13