A personal message that I received recently together with my reply. . I'm not sure what this guy was getting at but I hope I managed to answer his question. .
Often I an asked why I an a muslim. For those of you who are/were genuinely interested, please do not be offended. For those of you who merely wished to attack my freedom of thought and my freedom of religion, well it's my choice, be offended or not as you please because frankly, I don't give a damn!
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I am Miss Mercy Udo a computer scientist who just started work with the Central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificates that you were asked to pay but NO fund has EVER been released to you and as it stands here in the computer,No money will ever get to you. It is disheartning and most annoying that this bunch of Never God fearing set of people here in my country Nigeria can never tell you the simple truth that on no account will they ever release any fund to you, instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. I do not intend to work here all the days of my life and that is why I want to tell you the whole truth of the matter now. As a computer scientist, I can facilitate the transfer of this fund to you only if you can do one thing for me.Certify me of my security, by helping me on how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after i made the transfer, I will be seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger for ever.
Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need to Transfer this fund into any of your account is a special HARD DISK we call it HD 120 GIG.You have to buy two of it and send to me so I can recopy your information, destroy the previous one,I will punch the computer to reflect in your bank account within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you.I am afraid this is the only way you can ever get your money from here and I can do it as a computer expert here in Central Bank.
Listed below are the mafia's and banks behind the non release of your funds that i managed to sneak out for you see by yourself. 1) Prof. Charles soludo 2) Senator David Mark 3) Chief Joseph Sanusi 4) Lamido Sanusi 5) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi 6) Dr. Patrick Aziza 7) Mr. Tunde Lemo / Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member 8) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala 9} Adekunle Elvis. If you are pleased with this arrangement which I must tell you is the only guarrantee for you to receive your fund,and also if you can assure me of your assistance for me to run away from this country to another part of the world,then get back to me through email.
Please do also reconfirm the banking details where you would want me to transfer the money to, so that there won't be any mistake.
Regards, Miss Mercy Udo. Computer Scientist, C.B.N
I am Ms Victoria Ugbaja. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account wills they ever release the fund to you; instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be Seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake. for phone converstion,please call me on +234(deleted) Regards, Ms Victoria Ugbaja
So it seems that she needs something hard and small! (only 120GiB) Maybe I should forward this 'special offer' to her!
With due respect, trust and humility, I write this letter to you seeking your help and assistance. Though it is difficult since we have not met before, I got your good contact from the network online while browsing through website of business opportunities in your country. I believe that you are capable and reliable in handling this urgent international transaction of this sort.
My name is Prince Chris Moyo (Jnr) the elder son of Prince Solomon Moyo, of the republic of Zimbabwe. During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe, supported by President, Robert Mugabe in his effort to expel the white farmers of the country. He has ordered the white farmers to give their farms to his members of the party and his followers.
My father was one of the most successful farmers in our country, and had been the Minister of Finance in Robert Mugabe's administration, but he did not like the idea of dispossessing the white farmers of their land. For this, his farm was invaded and was burned by the supporters of the government. In the course of the assault, my father was killed, and the invaders made away with many articles of the farm of my father. Our family house was totally destroyed.
Before the death of my father, he called me to the attention of the sum of US$18.2 Million United States Dollars, which he had deposited with a Security Company here in South Africa, during his tenure as minister of finance. I decided to get in touch with your company, so that you will help me in the transfer of this money from South Africa. This has become necessary after I have been denied any right to own Bank account or any other form of financial transaction here, for I am a political asylum seeker here in South Africa .
We (my sister and I) proposed that you should receive 20% of the entire amount for your help in the transfer of the fund, then 75% of this money shall go to us (my sister and I), 5% remaining will be used to cover any cost or expenses incurred by the both parties in the process of this transaction.
Would you immediately confirm your interest in this transaction through my private email: (email address deleted ) then I will give you more details as to how we shall conclude this transaction.
Incase you may have no interest in this transaction; I kindly request your utmost confidentiality and secrecy in this matter for security reasons.
PLEASE READ ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN ZIMBABWE FROM THE LINKS BELOW.
(list of various news items from BBC website)
Thank you for your expected co-operation and God bless.
Thank you for your co-operation.
Best regards,
Prince Chris Moyo (Jnr).
. I wonder if the South African Police Services would be interested in this one? .
By now, most of my friends here know that I've bought myself a little Acer Aspire One netbook. Even Acer will tell you that these netbooks are no good 'Cos they don't have Mickey$oft Windo$e on. . Of course, What Acer won't tell you is that the Linux version they installed on them is a heavily stripped down Fedora8 derivative. If you know nothing about Linux, then let me explain, The Redhat/Fedora project is currently on Fedora 11 and getting ready to release Fedora 12. Now if I took, for example, the design of the original VW Beetle, and built a 'new' version with a one speed gearbox, no passenger seats and only one door on the driver's side, would it be fair to compare that to a Toyota Camry?
Anyway, After an initial bad start, I switched to Ubuntu Netbook Remix. I've since bought flash drives, a DVD writer, and today, I bought myself a Toshiba "STOREart" 3.5" USB hard drive. I wanted a 1.8" drive, but I couldn't find any. And I couldn't find a 2.5" SSD drive.
Now this drive, like so many of the things I've bought, comes w2ith some unneeded software. So it says on the box that it needs either Windo$e Vista or Xp to work! :rolleys:. My DVD writer says the same thing, as do some of my flash drives etc. .
and I found this important bit of info that has eluded me till now!
+1 about sizes. FAT32 is limited to 2TB volume size, and 4GB file size. – Steve Folly Sep 26 at 16:13
Now I know why I couldn't get dd to work properly when I was trying to create an image of an 8GiB drive! .
Anyway, let's talk about the chats I had with all the frindly 'Salesmen' I met today! One ID10T said quite bluntly that the reason Ubuntu doesn't get virus's is because it has /quote/"... nothing in it so there's nothing for a virus to attach itself to..."/unquote/
He then complained about the lack of "drivers" for Linux. In his "knowledgable" pontifications he mentioned Ubuntu by name repeatedly. I don't think he is even aware that Ubuntu is only one of about fifty+ distro's of Linux out there! . Now I was once told to never argue with an idiot because people might not be able to tell which one is the idiot! . But I was very tempted to ask him why EVERY piece of usb equipment I've bought comes with it's own sets of drivers! (yes, that's a plural) For Vista and XP and OSX but never for Linux. (to be fair, Not every Item includes OSX drivers!) One item even had drivers for 2000!
Yet, despite the total lack of drivers being supplied for Linux, even though there is "nothing in Linux", All this equipment works flawlessly under Linux!!! .
So it appears that Linus Torvald must be God then!!! . Because, let's revue, He took nothing, from it he gave us nothing that has nothing in it! He gave it to us for nothing and yet it works with everything!
Compare that with certain others who took something, that they didn't own, sold it to IBM, for a hefty fee, took it back from them again, resold it to 'us', for a hefty fee, it's got everything in it, yet it works with nothing unless you add even more to it, and next year you'll have to throw it away and buy the new 'improved' version, for a hefty fee, that still won't work with anything. Then you'll have to buy more things to get your old things to work withy it again anyway, even though it's got everything!!! .
So, it doesn't work with Linux, but Linux works with it all!!! .
. Strange, the Tramadol I get comes in green capsules! . now exactly how do they plan on shipping controlled substances across borders anyway? . And these would all be scheduled medicines! . ( Tramadol is schedule 5 in South Africa!) (( The same as schedule 1 in the USA)). So, either this is fake, or it's illegal, either way you'd have to be a bloody moron to attempt to buy from them! . Isn't smuggling drugs across international borders a job for Interpol? .
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Being Naturally paranoid, I'm constantly checking for hidden files and directories that aren't meant to be there. So when I found a hidden directory, .kozo ,on my flashdrive I got a bit nervous! . Further inspection revealed that a directory called .koza was also present in my phone's memory card. On my phone it wasn't hidden because the S60 operating system, unlike linux, does not automatically hide filenames etc, that start with "." . So I googled, and I traced it to this review of moblin. . What scares me the most is that no mention of this secret directory is made anywhere else! This one review seems to be the only reference to this directory! . Now this directory contains another directory called 'databases' which, in turn, contains a file with a filename that appears to be a random assortment of numbers and letters! Examining this file with a hex editor shows that it contains a directory tree of my entire system! . Now, these virtual file systems are used to navigate a storage device, such as a flash drive, more quickly. Hewlett Packard has a similar system in there Photosmart printers. . But, at least, you can easily turn that off in the printer! What scares me the most, however, is that I could only find this one reference to this directory's existence! .
Greeting my dear, my name is flozy iam a young beautiful girl with full of love and caring also romantic, well i saw your profile today(my.opera.com) and i love it,i think we can click together please i will like you to use your email address (***********@yahoo.com) to contact me directly to my email box at the same time i will show you my photo and you also know more about me. thanks for your understanding please contact me with this email address below flozy. ***********@yahoo.com
Ever regret signing up for something just to find out how annoying it really is? . Does anyone know how to Exorcise facebook? . Yes! I hate facebook! Its annoying, irritating and a lot of bloody nonsense! . I don't need that in my life .
FROM OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY FINANCIAL MINISTER BENIN REPUBLIC
FOR YOUR FINAL ATTENTION ;
THROUGH THE COMPLAINS AND REPORTS THIS COUNTRY ARE RECEIVING FROM UNITED NATIONS (UN) AND AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY THROUGH MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUST FUNDS HAS DECIDED TO END THIS ISSUE. IN THIS REGARD THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUSTS FUNDS HAS PROGRAMMED AND ORDERED YOUR FUNDS ($100.000.00) TO BE PAY TO YOU THRUOGH WESTERN UNION AGENT BENIN REPUBLIC. THE AMMOUNT YOU ARE TO RECEIVE EACH DAY IS 7,500USD PER DAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER HERE TILLING YOUR FUNDS $100.000.00 ARE COMPLETED. IN ADOVED MENTION ISSUED THE MINSITRY HAS ISSUE A LAW AND ORDERED IN NO CASE SHOULD YOU FUNDS TEMPERED OR BE TAKING AWAY TILL YOUR ABOVED FUNDS ARE COMPLETED TO AVOID ANY COMPLAIN AND FURTHER PROBLEM.
YOU ARE THEREFORE, CONTACT WESTERN UNION OFFICE BLELOW NOW AND RECONFIRM YOUR FULL INFORMATION,NAME,PHONE NUMBER, ADDRESS/WHERE AND TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER, YOU WANT YOUR FUNDS TO BE SENDING TO YOU FOR IMMEDIATE START SENDING YOUR FUNDS NOW
THIS IS WESTERN UNION TO CONTACT:
MR. WALTER WALE, WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER FINANCIAL BANK BENIN E-mail: ( western.union.moneyt@xxxxxxxxxx) OFFICE MOBILE: +229 xx xx xx xx
REMEBER THAT THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUST FUNDS HAS ORDERED THAT IN NO CONDITION SHOULD YOUR FUNDS $100.000.00USD BE TEMPERED TILLING ALL YOUR TOTAL FUNDS ARE COMPLETED FOR THIS GOVERNMNET MAY NOT WISH TO ATTAIN ANY FURTHER COMPLAINS FROM ANYBOBY OR COUNTRY. YOU ARE ALSO ADVICED THAT EACH MONEY YOU RECIEVED FROM THE WESTERN UNION YOU SHOULD LET THE MINISTRY KNOW FOR OUR RECORDS PURPOSE TILLING THE END OF YOUR FUNDS. COMPLY NOW AS SOON AS YOU ARE IN RECIPT OF THIS MAIL AND SEND TO THEM THE REQUIRED ABOVED MENTIONED INFORMATION TO START SENDING YOUR FUNDS $100.000 USD AS FROM TODAY TO AVOID ANY COMPLAIN AGAIN AND FURTHER PROBLEM IN RECEIVING YOUR FUNDS. PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT THE REAL BENEFICIARY DONT REPONDS OR DELITE.
THANK
YOURS IN SERVICE
MR. WALTER WALE.
FINANCIAL MINISTER/MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUSTS FUNDS
. Here is a present for you Karen!. You can get the ZSNES emulator from their homepage @www.zsnes.com Their is a version for Windoes, MSDos and Linux! . Or, If you're running Ubuntu 9.04, you can type "ZSNES" into the search bar of the Synaptic Package Manager! . (this might work on other Linux distro's as well)
Don't know where to get games? Well, Google does! . Or you can just go to www.angelfire.com/yt3/crasyplace/Downloads.html for a selection of some of the more popular games! No need to waste time scratching out your old SNES machine and hooking it up to your tv! . Just launch this from your games menu and you're good to go! . Enjoy! w00t!
I don't know what causes this but it's not the usual behaviour! . . I was browsing fine and the Opera started freezing up and wasn't responding. So I launched Gnome System Monitor to check it out! Just look at those two cpu's dance! .
Hi , How are you doing today, hope all is well with you, am sorry to bother you with my proposal for freindship with you, due bear with me.My name is Cynthia Baye,if its okay by you please get back to me so that i will send my lovely pictures to you and we get to know each other better okay, thanks and have a lovely day. cynthia
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, It s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... And then 2 days . And then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...
My Opera has crashed or something! , *takes deep breath and counts to two thousand, seven hundred and fifty three* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudu *mumbles* (good thing I didn't mention blesbok ) (serious problem accessing this page ) that belongs on Mik's Marshmallow post but I can only email blog posts in. . this is highly frustrating! Can't they at least let up know when their servers are gonna take a day off! .
If there is one thing I truly despise, it's when a so called 'man of the cloth' preys on the goodness of believers. . Of course, we all know that this arsehole is no priest. . But just the thought of it turns my stomach!!