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Remember Itsy Bitsy?

Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:22:35 PM

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In June I posted about Itsy Bitsy who came for a visit. Well, it's the middle of summer now and another one has moved in. scared .
This one's not shy and seems ready to fight for the right to stay! cry .
And no, a big flat shoe is not an option. irked .

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Comments

DHdarkesthour Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:24:41 PM

Thats the problem with spiders, they have no conception of property rights lol

Darkogdare Monday, December 19, 2011 12:15:47 AM

Itsy Bitsy has invited family to stay yikes scared

Suntana Monday, December 19, 2011 2:03:20 AM

FINE! No big flat shoe.
Sooo ... how thick is the local phone book? sherlock

Sami Serolaserola Monday, December 19, 2011 7:50:53 AM

Well, a good thing is that those itsy bitsy friends hunt other nasty insects bigsmile

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, December 19, 2011 11:28:32 AM

Originally posted by Suntana:

Sooo ... how thick is the local phone book?


No irked .

Originally posted by gdare:

Itsy Bitsy has invited family to stay


It seems that the word is out. awww .

Originally posted by darkesthour:

they have no conception of property rights


I think they probably consider everything to be their property. left .

Originally posted by serola:

itsy bitsy friends hunt other nasty insects


And geckos and baby rats! scared .

Suntana Monday, December 19, 2011 3:55:38 PM

Originally posted by qlue:

No irked


Heyyy! How do you know I didn't mean a thick local phone book as in for use as a sturdy platform on which to carry Itsy Bitsy Spider outside? left right

Whoa! Then again, upon seeing that photo, a thick phone book might not be sturdy enough to carry that 8-legged Mini Dinosaur. http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Scared.gif - That's no Itsy Bitsy. scared

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, December 19, 2011 4:56:01 PM

Welcome to KZN, home of creatures great and, ur, greater? left .

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, December 19, 2011 5:05:20 PM

Originally posted by Suntana:

Whoa! Then again, upon seeing that photo, a thick phone book might not be sturdy enough to carry that 8-legged Mini Dinosaur. That's no Itsy Bitsy.



I second that! bigeyes that's a big one! agghh! yes I can see it's begging to be relocated outdoors, um hmm, yes. up

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, December 19, 2011 5:39:01 PM

it's actually slightly smaller than the one in June. p .
The problem is, how to catch it without harming it. sherlock . (or giving myself a heart attack for that matter! These things can move like lightning when they want to! scared )

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, December 19, 2011 6:11:21 PM

you could always move yourself out and let the ginormous spider have your place. bigsmile

DHdarkesthour Monday, December 19, 2011 7:41:09 PM

You could saddle that and ride it to work bigeyes

Harry...the man!harrytheman Monday, December 19, 2011 7:48:05 PM

You really shouldn't be such a welcoming host...

Suntana Monday, December 19, 2011 9:03:58 PM

Okay ... get its attention with Cheese, like maybe with a 2-pound chunk of it. While it's wolfing that down, shoot it with a Tranquilizing Dart, possibly 2 if need be. Then while it's dazed, throw a Kevlar tarp on it. It's gotta be Kevlar because it would no doubt chew its way through any regular ole tarp out there.

A Taser Gun would be another option.
Of course, if my guessing is wrong, you could possibly just piss it off and THEN you'd be in serious trouble. It might want to relocate YOU! It might tell you like that spooky voice in the movie The Amityville Horror, "GET OUT!" http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/Scared.gif -

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, December 19, 2011 9:29:16 PM

lol .
Like I said, this is KZN. We do things big here. p .
Chuck, I think you're laying on the hyperbole a little thick, even for a Texan. whistle .

KimberlySqueakeyCat Tuesday, December 20, 2011 11:41:06 PM

we had a spider in the house the other night that would put that one to shame. jaxs says its a wood spider, and so did mom.

i'm glad that fkr wasn't in the bedroom when i'd seen it. it was in the livingroom by the door. i made jaxs get back out of bed and take care of it before it got the idea to come into the

bedroom. he had originally sent me out to look at the big lizard on the wall. he didn't see the spider, but i did. next time, i will take a pic of one before i have jaxs squish it.

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Wednesday, December 21, 2011 1:58:13 AM

I know they have some huge spiders up by Moçambique, but I've never seen one. up .

Spaggyj Wednesday, December 21, 2011 5:02:55 PM

no no no no no

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Wednesday, December 21, 2011 5:37:27 PM

*watches Kimmie running away screaming and wonders what Mik's reaction would be* left .

night wolf Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:34:47 PM

Happy Yalda Night wink

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:21 PM

That would be Solstice then? sherlock .
We're baking away in the Summer Solstice on this side of the equator. faint .

r♡serose-marie Thursday, December 22, 2011 10:16:58 AM

That thing is HUGE! Do you know what kind it is? Not poisonous, I hope! scared

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:06:42 PM

I don't care if it's poisonous or not as I have no intention of eating it. p .
But no, I don't know how venomous it is. left .

r♡serose-marie Thursday, December 22, 2011 12:23:29 PM

Really? rolleyes

'Cause that would be a way of getting rid of it... right

rania.h.qasemraniakasim Thursday, December 22, 2011 1:12:41 PM

Originally posted by Hermitess:

you could always move yourself out and let the ginormous spider have your place


am afraid am agree with Hermitess

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Thursday, December 22, 2011 1:18:09 PM

There's a lot more spiders etc. outside. left

DHdarkesthour Thursday, December 22, 2011 8:18:06 PM

Just hope that this one doesn't invite all its relatives and friends in for a party party

DavidRavo Saturday, December 24, 2011 11:32:39 PM

Hi Qlue; my wife moves spiders out of our home by using an empty fruit jar and a playing card. Jar goes over the spider (open mouth down), playing card slides underneath the jar, then she carries the whole business outside and turns it loose. Works every time with insects and no harm comes to them! yes

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Sunday, December 25, 2011 7:51:19 AM

Yes, that's easy with the smaller versions. But It's a lot more difficult with once that's this size. up .
Anyway, I haven't even seen it again since I took that photo. I think my attempts to catch it that night made it decide to relocate itself. yes .
You did notice the cd I placed next to it in that first photo right?
left . I don't have a playing card that big. rolleyeslol .

DavidRavo Sunday, December 25, 2011 2:59:17 PM

Wow, I didn't notice. That's a BIG SPIDER!no

Gynggyng Sunday, December 25, 2011 9:29:17 PM

yikes Yes, you're right a big flat shoe is not an option, at least I would be scared to step on something this big...I would try throwing a big fat book on it...

Originally posted by Hermitess:

you could always move yourself out and let the ginormous spider have your place


or that up

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, December 26, 2011 5:10:28 AM

Well, I haven't seen it so I assume it's left! p .
pssst Either that or it's hiding and waiting for me to let my guard down! scared .

ShallowMuse Monday, December 26, 2011 7:21:51 AM

A big flat shoe is ALWAYS an option! Eeeugh! Everything's bigger in KZN.. spiders, shongololo's scared

Bad WolfCois Monday, December 26, 2011 10:13:32 AM

hey.. left Just pick it by hand.. p I mean what's the worst that could happen? bigsmile

Gynggyng Monday, December 26, 2011 1:15:53 PM

It's probably hidden where you expect it least... My sis slept with an big spider under her for less than one week until she has decided to clean her room, it was a huge surprise for her bigsmile

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, December 26, 2011 3:00:51 PM

Originally posted by ShallowMuse:

Everything's bigger in KZN.. spiders, shongololo's


And snails and cockroaches! bigsmile .
Yup, this is the land of mutant creatures! p .

Originally posted by Cois:

hey.. Just pick it by hand.. I mean what's the worst that could happen?


sherlock It bites me and I become Rabobi? whistle .

Originally posted by gyng:

It's probably hidden where you expect it least.


Somewhere behind the kitchen cabinets perhaps! rolleyes .

Gynggyng Monday, December 26, 2011 7:56:27 PM

No, as you do expect it there...

Bad WolfCois Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:06:05 AM

yey! :insane:madscientistrabobi!

Ben Treinbentrein Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:07:16 AM

And no, a big flat shoe is not an option.


Well, a rolled up newspaper then? bigsmile

Don't worry about him. I'd let him stay.

DHdarkesthour Monday, January 2, 2012 1:25:55 AM

With the size of him its more about whether or not he would let you stay

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, January 2, 2012 4:45:39 AM

lol .

L2D2 Monday, January 9, 2012 5:10:43 AM

Originally posted by qlue:

Chuck, I think you're laying on the hyperbole a little thick, even for a Texan.


Are you kidding Aadil? We do not do hyperbole in Texas. We just tell tall tales and the truth. happy

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, January 9, 2012 11:34:15 AM

Was Paul Bunyan a Texan by any chance? whistle devil .

L2D2 Thursday, January 12, 2012 5:22:28 AM

Well, we probably adopted him!http://files.myopera.com/Tamil/Smilies/BigGrin.gif -

L2D2 Thursday, January 12, 2012 5:23:47 AM

And there is absolutely no exaggeration in the tales of Paul Bunyan. Gospel truth. Promise.http://files.myopera.com/L2D2/STUFF/Smilies//0001shy.gif -

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Thursday, January 12, 2012 7:23:33 AM

Originally posted by L2D2:

And there is absolutely no exaggeration in the tales of Paul Bunyan.


Oh I know that! p

L2D2 Saturday, January 21, 2012 8:44:20 AM

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