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To:
undisclosed recipients: <>
Date:
Sunday, February 26, 2012 5:22 PM
Subject:
From Miriam, I will like to know more about you,

My Dearest,
I am more than happy in getting your mail at my.opera.com. How was your day?,Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal . My name is Miriam from Liberia in West Africa 23 yrs,5.3ft tall, dark in complexion,(never married before )and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country. My late father Dr Wilson Khalifa was the personal adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and father in a cold blood. It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal by the help of UN army, where i am leaving now in the mission. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my picture and I will also like to see your picture. Hoping to hear from you soonest,
yours in love, Miriam.


Dear Miriam
If you want to know more about me, read my blog!
rolleyes .

Who said that?Wanted

Comments

Bad WolfCois Sunday, February 26, 2012 4:04:36 PM

awww and here i thought you gonna write her back... p

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Sunday, February 26, 2012 4:13:49 PM

Originally posted by Cois:

awww and here i thought you gonna write her back...


I would but my carrier pigeon died today! whistle .

Harry...the man!harrytheman Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:43:28 PM

Isn't it so nice that in all of her troubles, losing her family and all, she just had to log onto MyOpera and post to a complete stranger and seductive photograph of herself. What is it that makes you suspicious of the authenticity of this email? lol

DHdarkesthour Monday, February 27, 2012 12:22:22 AM

Originally posted by qlue:

I would but my carrier pigeon died today!


My deepest sympathies for your loss...

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, February 27, 2012 1:50:01 AM

And this one is even better! rolleyes .

Originally posted by random spammer:


Good Afternoon,
I noticed you're promoting a very interesting business. I have many
contacts who may be interested in joining you with this community that has
over 10's of thousands of members. Post a Free Business profile in our
community of 100% entrepreneurs and I will help get some contacts your way :

http://

Join For Free and Advertise For free...

Much Success!
Dave



I am? Well that's news to me Dave! alien

Deke Monday, February 27, 2012 2:42:36 AM

One day I'm going to buy an AI program to reply to these spams.

Of course there would have to be some way of inputting to the program that this one has nice boobies...

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, February 27, 2012 4:09:56 AM

lol . That sounds like a master plan. yes

SemirAmissemirami Monday, February 27, 2012 2:17:58 PM

Feliz día, Qlue!!!

Veo que usted es una personalidad famosa en su país y en la web. Veo que atrae a mucha gente necesitada de amor heart y hasta le traen grandes negocios king

Estoy sorprendida, Tdjmd me aseguró que Opera es una comunidad agradable, cortés y divertida en sus conversaciones e intercambios culturales, y hasta ahora he compartido con gente buena -como usted- yes

Sin embargo, Opera está siendo invadida por aprovechadores perversos.

Una situación como ésta que usted nos presenta, no me ha sucedido en Facebook, aunque se dice que es común allí.

Yo no tengo mucho tiempo con ustedes, ni soy famosa como usted, pero ya tengo mis anécdotas de visitantes extraños. Desde finales del 2011, unos chicos guapos me han contactado por PM para venderse... devil ...y, también, yikes unas niñas "mudas" mostrando sus grandes siliconas han visitado mi blog. irked

Bueno, nosotros tendremos que practicar la paciencia y el bloqueo knight

SemirAmissemirami Monday, February 27, 2012 2:20:39 PM

Ah!!! Happy day everyone happy spock

Darkogdare Monday, February 27, 2012 4:43:25 PM

I think I saw this on several posts so far p

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, February 27, 2012 7:21:36 PM

Originally posted by semirami:

Bueno, nosotros tendremos que practicar la paciencia y el bloqueo


But of course, blocking doesn't work with email as such! rolleyes .

Originally posted by semirami:

Desde finales del 2011, unos chicos guapos me han contactado por PM para venderse... ...y, también, unas niñas "mudas" mostrando sus grandes siliconas han visitado mi blog.


This happens a lot to the ladies here. And even to men who get mistaken for stubbly girls! p .
Mostly people just ignore these idiots but it is annoying! awww .

Originally posted by gdare:

I think I saw this on several posts so far


Well, I've posted similar before, but recently I've only been posting MyOpera spam. There has been a dramatic increase in the spam received via myopera mail since they removed PMs! cry .

Darkogdare Monday, February 27, 2012 8:51:22 PM

pssst Remove link from the part of comment starting with Originally posted by gdare:

bigsmile

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, February 27, 2012 9:14:49 PM

Originally posted by gdare:

Remove link from the part of comment starting with Originally posted by gdare:


Oops! I left out a bracket! odoh .
Fixed now! up .

Darkogdare Tuesday, February 28, 2012 4:41:42 PM

up

Cleanclean Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:17:31 PM

Isn't it wonderful how someone went to the trouble and expense to set up the internet in a refugee camp! And she's certainly one of the healthiest-looking refugees out there, too! The only refugees shown on the news are people covered in flies, living in kinda-tent-things and loooking very ... umm ... unseductive, since their main concern is simply staying alive. This girl is clearly a keeper! You should write back!

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:23:09 PM

Looks more like Tower Hamlets to me..

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:26:40 PM

probably a random photo taken of the Internet. rolleyes .

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:29:53 PM

You mean she is not genuine? yikes Had me fooled faint
I think you can now upload images to google and find where they come from...

Deke Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:37:39 PM

Oh shirt.

I'm busted... doh

DHdarkesthour Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:50:35 PM

Oh it was you... I never knew you lived in Tower Hamlets yes

H82typ Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:52:15 AM

Nice rack, though. I wonder if she'd be interested in mindless, fantastic sex... http://twilightwap.com/forums/clipart/sex.gif -

DHdarkesthour Wednesday, February 29, 2012 1:53:35 AM

Originally posted by H82typ:

'she'd' be interested in mindless, fantastic...

access to your bank account no

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:29:39 AM

Originally posted by darkesthour:

Originally posted by H82typ:
'she'd' be interested in mindless, fantastic... access to your bank account


How's that any different from the average teenage girl? p .

Harry...the man!harrytheman Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:57:38 AM

Originally posted by qlue:

Originally posted by darkesthour:

Originally posted by H82typ:
'she'd' be interested in mindless, fantastic... access to your bank account


How's that any different from the average teenage girl? p .

Good point. wink

DHdarkesthour Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:12:46 PM

In that case you have found the perfect woman lol

Deke Thursday, March 1, 2012 12:07:38 AM

Nah, she's the wrong colour.

That top should be red.

DHdarkesthour Thursday, March 1, 2012 12:46:13 AM

Coordinated eh?

Deke Friday, March 2, 2012 2:02:23 AM

I like to be able to tell where the top ends and the underwear starts.

DHdarkesthour Friday, March 2, 2012 2:17:26 AM

You can usually make an educated guess

Deke Sunday, March 4, 2012 1:21:42 AM

Yes, but it can be soooo embarrassing if you get it wrong. Why I remember way back in Abneeja....

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Sunday, March 4, 2012 2:14:03 PM

Like the kid who remarked that an older woman had a nice tattoo. And then realised just where that tattoo was! (and that it wasn't intended to be visible at that moment. p )

DHdarkesthour Sunday, March 4, 2012 7:29:15 PM

Oops lol

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