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Journey to The Mysterious Island!

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If you think you've read the book then think again! faint .

Let me start with the good stuff!

This movie will thrill any ten year old kid! It's packed with unbelievable creatures, fantasy and adventure!
The basic premise of the story is that a teenage boy and his stepfather set off to find "The Mysterious Island" that Jules Verne wrote about!

They team up with a Polynesian father and his teenage daughter!
The rest is just your basic teenage "boy meets girl, acts like a real dumbass, girl kisses boy" story. It's also got the wacky old adventurer ala Indiana Jones style grandfather and magic island that's right under the noses of the locals but no one knows it's there!
Basically, your average fun kid's adventure story! (reminded me of the Willard Price adventure books)

This was would have been a great Pixar animation,... Except that it wasn't animated! irked .
The script was clearly written by someone who thought it was going to be though! rolleyes .
In a lot of ways, it looked almost like it was cobbled together from scenes of previous Hollywood adventure films! It had a bit of Jurassic Park, a bit of Disney's Fantasia, some Crocodile Dundee and just a touch too much of The Lost World! faint .

As a fan of the Jules Verne classics, I consider this to be an insult to that great author! awww .

Give it a different title and leave out the Jules Verne references and you've got an average kid's adventure story that could stand on it's own! But by depicting it as a Jules Verne movie it becomes a slight on Jules Verne as much as on itself! cry .


This Movie could have made a six out of ten but for that!

I give it;

3/10 for effort! awww .

pssst If you've never read a Jules Verne novel, then it's worth watching...almost!

Should I file a bug report or post this in the forums?What The Volkswagen?

Comments

DHdarkesthour Sunday, May 20, 2012 8:23:32 PM

Verne should be treated with respect knight

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Sunday, May 20, 2012 8:34:08 PM

And I forgot to mention how they even ripped off Luke Skywalker's speederbike race scene! irked .
I don't think there is a single original scene idea in the entire movie! awww .

DHdarkesthour Monday, May 21, 2012 2:11:33 AM

So, its just a jigsaw puzzle..

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, May 21, 2012 3:25:44 AM

Originally posted by darkesthour:

So, its just a jigsaw puzzle..


More like the Frankestein's Monster of movies! scared .

DHdarkesthour Monday, May 21, 2012 3:33:02 AM

So, Meccano, bolted together lol

dirkthetomster Monday, May 21, 2012 5:57:45 AM

As a fan of the Jules Verne classics, I consider this to be an insult to that great author! awww .


like there atre so many ... but the basic story is a good, I really loved Jules Verne when I was a kid and still do up ...

Darkogdare Monday, May 21, 2012 4:18:32 PM


This movie will thrill any ten year old kid!



So you are what, eleven? Twelve? whistle

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl Saturday, May 26, 2012 1:02:54 PM

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Saturday, May 26, 2012 2:07:33 PM

I've read the book about 25 years ago! left .

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:19:38 PM

I think you'd like it. A bit cheesy in places, due to its age, but I think it's much closer to the book.

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:25:15 AM

phew... For a minute i was like, 'wtf Aadil...?'
That movie really was just amusing to kiddies as my brother's kiddies would agree. Yov forgot The Rock in the whole thing. Really??
No more beat'em all up in some wrestling move movies Mr Johnson? left

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:07:39 PM

Originally posted by Cois:

Yov forgot The Rock in the whole thing.


doh I only clicked who that actor was now that you mention it! lol .

Bad WolfCois Sunday, June 3, 2012 1:14:26 PM

lol and he was supposed to be the candy that lured the kiddies... left that sounded better in my head....

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