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Sniffer!

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A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his Black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane. confused

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. knight

'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' happy

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'

He told Sniffer to 'search'.

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.

The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'

'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man. up

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws
on the agent's arm.

The Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.' knight

'I like it!' said his seat mate.

The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to mess all over the place. scared

The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that.

So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?' irked

The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.' nervousscaredcry

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Comments

DHdarkesthour Sunday, June 10, 2012 8:09:37 PM

Thats great lol

Mimis Mum (MM)mimi_s_mum Sunday, June 10, 2012 8:34:11 PM

scared Clever & scary

Darkogdare Monday, June 11, 2012 1:50:24 AM

p

der WandersmannderWandersmann Monday, June 11, 2012 1:54:48 AM

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds. One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. “How did you get here, by train?”

“No, I flew”

“What about your theory on the possibility of a bomb?”

“Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:million, then the odds of TWO bombs are (1/1,000,000) x (1/1,000,000).

This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept. So, now I bring my own bomb along!”

DHdarkesthour Monday, June 11, 2012 1:59:26 AM

So BYB does not mean Bring Your own Bottle?

Abdulaziz Noratabdulaziznorat Monday, June 11, 2012 2:35:24 AM

I think here is a third one Bomb, too wink

Mrs. HermitessHermitess Monday, June 11, 2012 3:19:45 AM

lol

Mimis Mum (MM)mimi_s_mum Monday, June 11, 2012 3:38:48 AM

Originally posted by darkesthour:

BYB

lol

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, June 11, 2012 4:28:53 AM

And to think, we could have gotten arrested for posting this about ten years ago! p .

der WandersmannderWandersmann Monday, June 11, 2012 4:47:42 AM

Keep your 1911 loaded, and your door locked.

KittyliciousZaphira Monday, June 11, 2012 4:50:19 AM

Aww, poor little doggie! lol

H82typ Monday, June 11, 2012 6:19:19 AM

lol

Harry...the man!harrytheman Monday, June 11, 2012 2:36:38 PM

We had a cat like sniffer...well, almost. She just kept messing all over the place! doh

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Monday, June 11, 2012 3:02:19 PM

Maybe you had a bomb that you didn't know about! bigeyes

Harry...the man!harrytheman Monday, June 11, 2012 3:05:58 PM

Maybe.

d4rkn1ght Monday, June 11, 2012 3:21:43 PM

lol

Gynggyng Monday, June 11, 2012 5:57:02 PM

lol

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:18:36 PM

lol that's just bad. p

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue Thursday, June 21, 2012 11:00:28 AM

Originally posted by Cois:

that's just bad.


But 'bad' means 'good' right? left
p

Bad WolfCois Monday, June 25, 2012 3:25:25 PM

err... I've heard it both ways p

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