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Do you need this product if you have a 'hard case'?? p:.

she wants a hard drive

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I am Ms Victoria Ugbaja. A computer scientist with central bank of Nigeria. I am 26 years old, just started work with C.B.N. I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and certificate but the fund has not been release to you. The most annoying thing is that they cannot tell you the truth that on no account wills they ever release the fund to you; instead they let you spend money unnecessarily. I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security, and how I can run away from this Nigeria if I do this, because if I don't run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be Seriously in trouble and my life will be in danger.
Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria; you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special HARD DISK we call it HD120 GIG. I will buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to reflect in your bank within 24 banking hours. I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from Nigeria to meet with you. If you are interested. Do get in touch with me immediately, You should send to me your convenient tell/fax numbers for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details, so that there won't be any mistake. for phone converstion,please call me on +234(deleted)
Regards,
Ms Victoria Ugbaja

So it seems that she needs something hard and small! (only 120GiB) :lol:p:
Maybe I should forward this 'special offer' to her! p:

Today on Spam-a-lot, something local

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From: Prince Chris Moyo (Jnr).

Johannesburg- South Africa.

Phone: (deleted).



Dear Sir/Madam,



REF: URGENT REQUEST



With due respect, trust and humility, I write this letter to you seeking your help and assistance. Though it is difficult since we have not met before, I got your good contact from the network online while browsing through website of business opportunities in your country. I believe that you are capable and reliable in handling this urgent international transaction of this sort.



My name is Prince Chris Moyo (Jnr) the elder son of Prince Solomon Moyo, of the republic of Zimbabwe. During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe, supported by President, Robert Mugabe in his effort to expel the white farmers of the country. He has ordered the white farmers to give their farms to his members of the party and his followers.



My father was one of the most successful farmers in our country, and had been the Minister of Finance in Robert Mugabe's administration, but he did not like the idea of dispossessing the white farmers of their land. For this, his farm was invaded and was burned by the supporters of the government. In the course of the assault, my father was killed, and the invaders made away with many articles of the farm of my father. Our family house was totally destroyed.



Before the death of my father, he called me to the attention of the sum of US$18.2 Million United States Dollars, which he had deposited with a Security Company here in South Africa, during his tenure as minister of finance. I decided to get in touch with your company, so that you will help me in the transfer of this money from South Africa. This has become necessary after I have been denied any right to own Bank account or any other form of financial transaction here, for I am a political asylum seeker here in South Africa .



We (my sister and I) proposed that you should receive 20% of the entire amount for your help in the transfer of the fund, then 75% of this money shall go to us (my sister and I), 5% remaining will be used to cover any cost or expenses incurred by the both parties in the process of this transaction.



Would you immediately confirm your interest in this transaction through my private email: (email address deleted ) then I will give you more details as to how we shall conclude this transaction.



Incase you may have no interest in this transaction; I kindly request your utmost confidentiality and secrecy in this matter for security reasons.

PLEASE READ ABOUT THE PROBLEMS IN ZIMBABWE FROM THE LINKS BELOW.

(list of various news items from BBC website)

Thank you for your expected co-operation and God bless.



Thank you for your co-operation.



Best regards,



Prince Chris Moyo (Jnr).


:rolleyes:.
I wonder if the South African Police Services would be interested in this one? :whistle:.

delayed reaction!

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Spamalot!

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Greeting my dear,
my name is flozy iam a young beautiful girl with full of love and caring also romantic,
well i saw your profile today(my.opera.com) and i love it,i think we can click together please i will like you to use your email address (***********@yahoo.com) to contact me directly to my email box at the same time i will show you my photo and you also know more about me. thanks for your understanding please contact me with this email address below
flozy.
***********@yahoo.com

Money money money, must be funny. . .

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FROM OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY
FINANCIAL MINISTER
BENIN REPUBLIC

FOR YOUR FINAL ATTENTION ;

THROUGH THE COMPLAINS AND REPORTS THIS COUNTRY ARE RECEIVING FROM UNITED NATIONS (UN) AND AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY THROUGH MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUST FUNDS HAS DECIDED TO END THIS ISSUE. IN THIS REGARD THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUSTS FUNDS HAS PROGRAMMED AND ORDERED YOUR FUNDS ($100.000.00) TO BE PAY TO YOU THRUOGH WESTERN UNION AGENT BENIN REPUBLIC. THE AMMOUNT YOU ARE TO RECEIVE EACH DAY IS 7,500USD PER DAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER HERE TILLING YOUR FUNDS $100.000.00 ARE COMPLETED. IN ADOVED MENTION ISSUED THE MINSITRY HAS ISSUE A LAW AND ORDERED IN NO CASE SHOULD YOU FUNDS TEMPERED OR BE TAKING AWAY TILL YOUR ABOVED FUNDS ARE COMPLETED TO AVOID ANY COMPLAIN AND FURTHER PROBLEM.

YOU ARE THEREFORE, CONTACT WESTERN UNION OFFICE BLELOW NOW AND RECONFIRM YOUR FULL INFORMATION,NAME,PHONE NUMBER, ADDRESS/WHERE AND TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER, YOU WANT YOUR FUNDS TO BE SENDING TO YOU FOR IMMEDIATE START SENDING YOUR FUNDS NOW

THIS IS WESTERN UNION TO CONTACT:

MR. WALTER WALE,
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER
FINANCIAL BANK BENIN
E-mail: ( western.union.moneyt@xxxxxxxxxx)
OFFICE MOBILE: +229 xx xx xx xx

REMEBER THAT THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUST FUNDS HAS ORDERED THAT IN NO CONDITION SHOULD YOUR FUNDS $100.000.00USD BE TEMPERED TILLING ALL YOUR TOTAL FUNDS ARE COMPLETED FOR THIS GOVERNMNET MAY NOT WISH TO ATTAIN ANY FURTHER COMPLAINS FROM ANYBOBY OR COUNTRY. YOU ARE ALSO ADVICED THAT EACH MONEY YOU RECIEVED FROM THE WESTERN UNION YOU SHOULD LET THE MINISTRY KNOW FOR OUR RECORDS PURPOSE TILLING THE END OF YOUR FUNDS. COMPLY NOW AS SOON AS YOU ARE IN RECIPT OF THIS MAIL AND SEND TO THEM THE REQUIRED ABOVED MENTIONED INFORMATION TO START SENDING YOUR FUNDS $100.000 USD AS FROM TODAY TO AVOID ANY COMPLAIN AGAIN AND FURTHER PROBLEM IN RECEIVING YOUR FUNDS. PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT THE REAL BENEFICIARY DONT REPONDS OR DELITE.

THANK

YOURS IN SERVICE

MR. WALTER WALE.

FINANCIAL MINISTER/MINISTRY OF FINANCE TRUSTS FUNDS

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This is one of ten spam that I received recently! I believe this is in cantonese or taiwanese or some such. Alas, I cannot read it though! p:.

Invitation

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How are you doing today, hope all is well with you, am sorry to bother you with my proposal for freindship with you, due bear with me.My name is Cynthia Baye,if its okay by you please get back to me so that i will send my lovely pictures to you and we get to know each other better okay, thanks and have a lovely day.
cynthia

Received via email! :rolleyes:.

Man of God?

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If there is one thing I truly despise, it's when a so called 'man of the cloth' preys on the goodness of believers. :irked:.
Of course, we all know that this arsehole is no priest. :left:.
But just the thought of it turns my stomach!!

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Wrong address?

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I think this was meant for Rose-marie and Zaphira :whistle:.
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Michael Jackson spam.

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This email made of laugh! :lol:.
Don't know if it's a joke or if they actually expect people to 'contribute' p:.

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2 for 2. Back to back spam

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ©NOKIA Processing department tlitzen@bellnet.ca
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 2009 8:52:25 -0400
Subject: 2009 Nokia Email Promo
To: info@nokia.org

You are a certified winner of £800,000.00pounds by the NOKIAlottery Award 2009 fill in below your Names, Address,Sex, Age, Telephone,
Occupation.Email:james.allen09@btinternet.com

Regards
Mr James Allen




---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: SAMSUNG 2009 PROMO tlitzen@bellnet.ca
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 2009 8:13:44 -0400
Subject: 2009 SAMSUNG PROMO
To: infor@samsung.com

Email: Mr.Herrycar Field (p.samsung56@yahoo.de) for the

claims of £600,000.00 Pounds Samsung Award 2009

Claims.Requirement,Names,phone number,Address and Occupation.

Regards
Sir.George Harris,
Co-ordinator



How stupid is this guy? :irked:. The least he could have done is to use different fake email address to send from. :rolleyes:.

What's 'spam' in Arabic?

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I get all kinds of spam. Viagra spam, deceased millionaire spam, investment spam, business spam, etc. But this must be the first time I'm getting Arabic spam. :lol:.

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PayPal scam

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PayPal is not available in South Africa. but still, I recieved a warning email from 'them' to update my details using the provided 'link'. The link clearly contains a javascript tail that, most likely, sends you to the wrong place. :insane:.

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Spam glorious spam

Once again the spam team have found me. :lol:.
I wonder why they think Burkina Faso makes it sound legit. Don't they know that people who actually live there won't admit it in an email anymore. :lol:

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