If you are too poor for the starbucks run then get your normal cup of coffee and add a shot or two of espresso in it (shot in the dark).
Bawls and RedBull should be on hand if you'd like a colder drink.
Might I also recommend a Keurig machine (www.keurig.com) for the beginner. Anyone I know who has gotten one has increased their coffee intake 10 fold as making a cup of coffee could not be easier. I only recommend the Tully's, Timothy's, or Gloria Jeans EXTRA BOLD varieties of k-cups to use with this machine. Oh, and that new one from "Coffee People".
All for now, I leave you with this image...