Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:25:46 PM
funny, quotes
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! - Drew Carey
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. - Dave Letterman
A friend is one who would help you move. A best friend is one who would help you move a body. - Anonymous
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
My theory on evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. - Samuel Goldwyn
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. - G.K. Chesterton
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Grucho Marx
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous. - Robert Benchley
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Anonymous
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - Geogre Bernard Shaw
If only God would give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it. - Salvador Dali
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams
Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. - Sam Ewing
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. - Jack Benny
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...’ - Isaac Asimov
Monday, April 7, 2008 1:43:06 PM
zanimljivo, sreća, funny
Kada bi svetska populacija mogla da se svede na jedno selo od 100 stanovnika a da u isto vreme zadrži proporcije svih naroda koji postoje na planeti, to selo bi se sastojalo od:
57 azijata,
28 evropljanina,
14 amerikanaca (oba kontinenta),
8 afrikanaca,
Od toga bi bilo:
52 žene i 48 muškaraca,
30 belih i 70 drugih rasa,
89 hetero i 11 homoseksualaca,
6 bogataša koji poseduju 59% celokupnog
bogatstva i svi bi bili iz SAD,
80 njih bi živelo u mizernim kućama,
70 njih bi bilo analfabeti,
50 njih ne bi imali dovoljno da jedu i patili bi od nedostaka,
1 bi umirao dok bi se 1 rađao,
1 od njih bi imao računar, i samo
1 jedini bi imao univerzitetsku diplomu.
Ako se tako gleda na svet onda se očigledno prihvata i ceni svoj sopstveni život kao jedinstven. Lepo je ako i vi tako mislite - pa uzmite i ovo u obzir:
1. Ako ste jutros ustali više zdravi nego bolesni - vi ste srećniji nego milioni onih koji neće doživeti sledeću nedelju!
2. Ako nikada niste bili usred neke neposredne ratne opasnosti; ako niste usamljeni u zatvoru; ako niste doživeli agoniju torture ili niste gladovali - vi ste srećniji nego 500 miliona osoba na planeti!
3. Ako možete slobodno da idete u crkvu ili džamiju, a da vam niko ne preti, muči ili ubija - vi imate više sreće nego 3 milijarde osoba!
4. Ako imate hrane u svom frižideru, ako ste pristojno obučeni, ako imate krov nad glavom ili imate gde da spavate - vi ste bogatiji nego 75% stanovnika na planeti!
5. Ako imate novaca u banci ili u novčaniku - nećete verovati, ali vi ste jedna od 8% najprivilegovanijih osoba na svetu!
6. Ako su vaši roditelji još uvek živi i u braku - vi spadate zaista u retke osobe!
7. A ako čitate ovu poruku, dobijate trostruki blagoslov: prvo, što je neko mislio na vas, drugo, što niste jedan od 2 milijarde onih koji su nepismeni, treće, imate Internet konekciju što vas opet stavlja u mizeran procenat blagoslovenih ljudi koji imaju pristug globalnoj mreži.
Saglasno svemu:
- Osmehnite se!
- Živite kao da živite u raju na zemlji!
- I upoznajte i druge s ovim tekstom.
- Ako to ne učinite, ništa se neće desiti.
- Ali ako to učinite, nekom ćete izmamiti osmeh misleći na vas.
- Zaslužili ste!
-Zar vam sve ovo nije dovoljno za utehu i moral?
- Šta biste više?
- Baš ste srećni!----------------------------
Izvor:
BeogradCafeNeznatno modifikovao: moja malenkost
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:21:09 AM
google, wireless, tisp
Kompanija Google je nedavno obelodanila svoju novu uslugu zvanu TiSP koja će svima omogućiti besplatni wireless internet. Ako se još danas prijavite, Google će vam poslati opremu koju je potrebno instalirati (uz sva prateća uputstva, kabl od optičkih vlakana, wireless ruter i instalacioni disk)...
Prednosti ove nove tehnologije su:
- besplatna i brza veza
- lakoća instalacije
- vodootporno kućište
Više informacija na:
http://www.google.com/tispPrijavite se odmah na:
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 6:57:17 AM
pics, funny
It's always nice to find an eye remover that's gentle. When I gouge my eyes out with a spoon, it stings a little.Read more...
Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:23:16 PM
poetry
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
I learn by going where I have to go.
We think by feeling. What is there to know?
I hear my being dance from ear to ear.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
Of those so close beside me, which are you?
God bless the Ground! I shall walk softly there,
And learn by going where I have to go.
Light takes the Tree; but who can tell us how?
The lowly worm climbs up a winding stair;
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
Great Nature has another thing to do
To you and me; so take the lively air,
And, lovely, learn by going where to go.
This shaking keeps me steady. I should know.
What falls away is always. And is near.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I learn by going where I have to go.
* Theodore Roethke
Wednesday, March 19, 2008 1:17:50 PM
my scribblings, poetry
Tormented man
Walk a life in cement shoes,
Sorrow in my eye,
No bliss in my smile…
Some days I win,
But I mostly lose.
* Darko Kuzmanović
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 3:20:58 PM
my scribblings, poetry
It’s a high night, moonlit sky…
In heavens she takes a flow…
One glimpse at her and my mouth’s dry…
My mind is thrown into vertigo.
She’s a priestess, her voice is magic,
Intoxicating my veins with desire…
My heart is dyed with her lipstick
And she dissolves my soul like fire.
She’s phantasm, a witch of Salem,
Casting spells to enchain my spirit,
She does it good and has no problem,
She knows me good… she knows I feel it.
* Darko Kuzmanović
Sunday, March 16, 2008 10:58:57 PM
poetry, my scribblings
My body crumbles beneath the load,
I’m no longer in my shell.
In my mind, on my way…
… to find a road,
That symbolizes the day I fell.
Thorn by animal I have felt,
Losing battles and the war.
Off my body I feel trapped,
Never free, never more.
This is the celebration of my defeat,
Hear thee… gather for the feast.
Throw my flesh and my bones
To this raging beast.
Here lies the murdered king,
On his very throne.
In my ending I feel joy,
I marked this place with a stone…
There it is… there’s my Troy.
* Darko Kuzmanović
My Opera
