A brief guied to some of the countries that are always happy to accept South Africans under certain conditions.
Saturday, April 14, 2012 4:54:52 PM
Since its founding by a bunch of emigrants more than 200 years ago, the United states of America has been a safe haven for people fleeing injustice, discrimination and oppression in their own country.
If you can prove that your application for an American emigration visa was turned down purely on the grounds that you are a south African citizen, you may therefore have a case for reapplying as a victim of discrimination and injustice.
However, entry requirements are very strict, and you will have to satisfy a full board of US Immigration Authorities that you are capable of spelling words like -potatoe,naturalisation and the name of the American president Barrack Obama............................................You will also be required to demonstrate competence in the following areas: Chewing bubblegum and talking through nostrils/ packing own groceries in big brown-paper bag without handles, filling own car with unleaded gas, driving the wrong way down a one-way street at 120 miles per hour in a cadillac stretch lemousine with sparks coming off the rear fender. Should your application be refused, you have the right to appeal to the mexican embassy for a tourist visa with enclosed map showing best spots to swim across Rio grande river and sneak under fence in Texas at midnight. You will be classified as illegal alien, and you will not be allowed to do any work aside from brief non-speaking roles in the sequel to Aliens vs predatot 4.






