If you, have skeletons in the closet,
Sell the closet to that blind man next door.
If there.s a spanner in the works.
Fire that oke, who threw it there while you werent looking.
If there,s a fork in the road.
Take it. It should go nicely along with that knife you stole.
If there,s a wild goose chase somewhere.
Take your 22 calibre pistol an kill the wild goose.
If your friends take the lions,s share.
Leave them alone. The Lion will propably eat them, for taking its share.
If it rains cats and dogs.
Catch them and open a pet store.
If you hear news from the horse.s mouth.
Stay away from that horse, There might be trojans hanging out inside.
If you let the cat out of the bag.
Call your dog to chase the cat and sell the bag.
If you.re back to square one, Stop playing snakes and ladders.
And......If you always hit the nail on the head....Maybe you should be a carpenter!!!!!