Getting a life cover or death cove: The #Random #Piece by a person who doesnt know anything about Cover-
Take Out A Life Cover!!!!! Yes, this is the best thing you could ever do for your family, and it will help give them financial freedom. (right after they kill you). Having got that out of the way, Its time for you to look for quotes and compare.
I know what youre thinking...It takes ages to get quotes around here...You,re right. Infact you couldnt be more right. But no!! It doesnt take that long! To get your Insurance quotes just watch Television the whole day, And I assure you that and insurance quote will pop up before you know it.
This will be your chance to jump on phone and dial the number on your TV screen, usually written as -SMS- the word - COVER to 46787 ....And well call you back once lunch is over.
Great!! Now think of the Jokes you are going to tell when the insurance lady calls, Making sure, she doesnt realise that you.re making a fool out of yourself.(optional) But if you decide to.
These question should do the trick :
- Hey how much do you guys pay out, if my car mysteriously disapears tommorow morning but it reapears next week?
-So what are you wearing?
Let me guess...A life cover?
-Is it okay to cover my Goldfish, her name is caroline, and my dog, and dad,s cattle and my little brother.s collection of reptiles?
- So do I pay extra if someone in my family dies? But what if I confess that I killed them?
-why is it called a life cover when my life is always in the open?
If these questions dont do the trick, please End the call and do the trick yourself.
And If you dont find yourself a life-cover,
I sincerely hope you dont blame me, because....Well I dont know just dont blame me.