Most people are unaware of the impotance of paying taxes. I mean how do you think the Revenue services guys, will feel if you deny them the opportunity to buy expensive italian sports cars and laugh in your face aftwerwards.
Weird, as it might sound, You HAVE to pay your taxes, because if you dont, well you have an appointment with a prison cell!! So you.ll have to settle for taxes. OK. Once you recieve an innocent letter from the Revenue services demanding you to pay your taxes OR ELSE.!!! Rest assured that you have no choice.
And then a few seconds after that, youll recieve a second letter, declaring war on you and asking you to file the payment papers, with the new easy-to-file paperwork.
Please, file the paperwork and send then...And -What do you know- a few milliseconds later, you recieve a message on your cellphone thanking you for bieng such a good person. Please reply with a message that reads - ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT YOU TOOK A BIG CHUNK OUT OF MY SALARY? -!!!
NOW press reply, but a few seconds after pressing -reply- You hear a violent knock on the door and an officer of the is Only happy to read you your rights.
Tax Evasion is a jailable offense and you should be very careful if you want to evade your taxes. The Best way to do this is to keep a chunk of your earnings between your matress, and spend it on expensive trips overseas and watch as the revenue service dudes, collapse with confusion.
I shouldnt be blamed for arrests that may occur while random people try to evade taxes. Thanks.