My OperaWhy you Must Always Carry, A #Credit Card, A Half-Brick And A Long Piece of #Wire.
Thursday, April 19, 2012 3:06:25 PM
These items should be caried on your person at all times, in the event that you inadvertently lock yourself out of you house on your way to a pre-breakfast session wit your stress-reduction therapist one Monday morning.
In order to retrieve your house an car keys from the fruit bowl on the kitchen table, or the inside pocket of the jacket you decided not to wear at the last minute because it had a dog-print on one of the cuffs, you will be forced to gain entry to your property by means of -breaking and entering-
Do not be alarmed Since no one has yet managed to design a home security system that is completely foolproof, you should be able to do this even if it makes you feel like a complete fool.
First, use the half-brick to create an opening in a small window-pane convenient to the suspected location of your keys, Now hook the long piece of wire around the window- handle.
Through careful, patient manipulation, you should be able to force the window open from the inside. Although this will not help you gain entry, it will at least allow some fresh air to filter into your house through the security bars.
Now try the Credit Card. Any One who has ever seen an American detective movie will know that it is possible to open a securely locked door by manoevering a credit card between the doorframe and the latch bolt assembly, providing you are an actor in an American detective movie, If not, don.t worry, A representative from your neighbouhood security company will be on the scene within minutes, and you will propably be let out on bail in time to telephone your insurance broker, your lawyer, and after-hours locksmith.
In order to retrieve your house an car keys from the fruit bowl on the kitchen table, or the inside pocket of the jacket you decided not to wear at the last minute because it had a dog-print on one of the cuffs, you will be forced to gain entry to your property by means of -breaking and entering-
Do not be alarmed Since no one has yet managed to design a home security system that is completely foolproof, you should be able to do this even if it makes you feel like a complete fool.
First, use the half-brick to create an opening in a small window-pane convenient to the suspected location of your keys, Now hook the long piece of wire around the window- handle.
Through careful, patient manipulation, you should be able to force the window open from the inside. Although this will not help you gain entry, it will at least allow some fresh air to filter into your house through the security bars.
Now try the Credit Card. Any One who has ever seen an American detective movie will know that it is possible to open a securely locked door by manoevering a credit card between the doorframe and the latch bolt assembly, providing you are an actor in an American detective movie, If not, don.t worry, A representative from your neighbouhood security company will be on the scene within minutes, and you will propably be let out on bail in time to telephone your insurance broker, your lawyer, and after-hours locksmith.
