Thursday, May 3, 2012 3:16:34 PM
OK. If you're yet to take out a Life cover or death cover or any cover, this is your chance to put your money (The little you got left) to good use.
Take Out A Life Cover!!!!! Yes, this is the best thing you could ever do for your family, and it will help give them financial freedom. (right after they kill you). Having got that out of the way, Its time for you to look for quotes and compare.
I know what youre thinking...It takes ages to get quotes around here...You,re right. Infact you couldnt be more right. But no!! It doesnt take that long! To get your Insurance quotes just watch Television the whole day, And I assure you that and insurance quote will pop up before you know it.
This will be your chance to jump on phone and dial the number on your TV screen, usually written as -SMS- the word - COVER to 46787 ....And well call you back once lunch is over.
Great!! Now think of the Jokes you are going to tell when the insurance lady calls, Making sure, she doesnt realise that you.re making a fool out of yourself.(optional) But if you decide to.
These question should do the trick :
- Hey how much do you guys pay out, if my car mysteriously disapears tommorow morning but it reapears next week?
-So what are you wearing?
Let me guess...A life cover?
-Is it okay to cover my Goldfish, her name is caroline, and my dog, and dad,s cattle and my little brother.s collection of reptiles?
- So do I pay extra if someone in my family dies? But what if I confess that I killed them?
-why is it called a life cover when my life is always in the open?
................Great............................If these questions dont do the trick, please End the call and do the trick yourself. And If you dont find yourself a life-cover,I sincerely hope you dont blame me, because....Well I dont know just dont blame me. Thank you
Wednesday, May 2, 2012 9:25:45 PM
If: This poem is a random poem I thought of, in my English class, when the lecturer was Going On and on, about Provebs and What they really mean!! Here goes:
If you, have skeletons in the closet,
Sell the closet to that blind man next door.
If there.s a spanner in the works.
Fire that oke, who threw it there while you werent looking.
If there,s a fork in the road.
Take it. It should go nicely along with that knife you stole.
If there,s a wild goose chase somewhere.
Take your 22 calibre pistol an kill the wild goose.
If your friends take the lions,s share.
Leave them alone. The Lion will propably eat them, for taking its share.
If it rains cats and dogs.
Catch them and open a pet store.
If you hear news from the horse.s mouth.
Stay away from that horse, There might be trojans hanging out inside.
If you let the cat out of the bag.
Call your dog to chase the cat and sell the bag.
If you.re back to square one, Stop playing snakes and ladders.
And......If you always hit the nail on the head....Maybe you should be a carpenter!!!!!
Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:57:33 AM
Don't Think Of Yourself as an Ugly Person, Think Of Youself a realy Beatiful Chimpanzee.
Can AnyOne Come Steal Stuff At My House, I just wanna test my New Security system on you!
MOST men love the way women look at them, they just forget the way she actually looks.
On Average 1000 people choke on ballpoint pens every year-This gives a whole new meaning to, A pen is mightier than the sword.
He who laughs last...Has No Right to rub salt into the wound.
What do u do If Angelina Jolie Knocks on ur door, and throws herself into your arms__Wake up from that dream.
Friday, March 9, 2012 11:24:51 PM
Did You Know That George Lazenby was a Junk Bond.
I,m officialy selling my soul on eBay, it's 80% off.
Adolf Hitler was a very Kinky Man.
I hate bieng Bi-Polar, It's Awesome
No I wasnt trying to kill myself, you fool...i was trying to commit suicide
Remember when we asked grand pa why his car was written "AuTOMATIC" and he said "if someone steals it will come AuTOMATICALLY come back home" And we fell for it.
Why do people say The Deceased is in a "BETTER PLACE" Underground is Nowhere Near better Place