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Man Dies During Lap Dance

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Robert Gene, A White 67 year-old man recieved several lap dances at a Texas strip club Friday night, and when it came time to pay, workers found him unresponsive, KVIA reported.


A manager of the Red Parrot in El Paso says, employees tried to perfom CPR on him but were unsuccesful.


KTSM Reported that White sufferd a heart attack while bieng entertained ay dancers.


El Paso Sherrif.s deputies told the station that there were no immediate signs of foul, play but the investigation is still open.


@HuffingtonPost

Man bitten by rattle snake at washington state walmart

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When Mica Craig reached down to brush what he thought was a stick off some mulch in the garden section of a Washington state Walmart, it turned around and sank its fangs into his hand.

The Friday encounter with a rattlesnake sent Craig, 47, to the hospital, where he said he remained in excruciating pain and may lose feeling in two fingers. Wal-Mart Stores Inc has apologized.

"I reached down to grab the stick to move it out of the way, and the snake stretched out, turned around and got its fangs in my right hand," he said. "I slung it off and I did a tap dance on it until it was dead."

Craig was rushed to the hospital by fellow customer Maria Geffre, who told Reuters she saw him crumple to the ground after crying out that he had been bitten by a snake.

"He had punctures on his hand and there was the dead rattler he'd stomped on," Geffre said, describing the snake as at least a foot long with four buttons, or rattles.

Craig, a married father of two, said the mulch was for his marijuana plants, which he is licensed to grow for medical reasons. It was unclear whether the snake came from an adjacent field or arrived at the store along with garden supplies.

Craig said doctors who initially thought the snake had inflicted only a "dry bite" - or one that did not inject venom - treated him with six bags of anti-venom after his right hand swelled to the size of a melon.

A Walmart spokeswoman offered an apology to Craig and said the retailer was looking into how the incident could have happened at the store in Clarkston, in eastern Washington.

"At this point, it appears to be an isolated incident. We are working with a pest management team, which is conducting a sweep of the property to ensure there is no additional rattlesnake activity," Walmart spokeswoman Kayla Whaling said.

Travis Taggart, director of the Center for North American Herpetology, said about half of documented rattlesnake bites, which are usually defensive when directed at humans, are "dry" but still cause severe pain.

via Reuters.com

How To Eat Humble Pie.-A #blog #post I wrote when I realised that Humble Pies arent actually real pies(they just sound delicious)

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OK. I'm sure a chef has told you that eating pie is such an easy task. If he hasn't...sorry. But let's just cut to the chase(get it?) I don't either.

But with so many Good pies, in the world you shouldnt worry about going out and getting yourself none. I mean there are, Meat pies, fruit pies , Mag pies, fish pies, MAG Pies (i hope not) Humble pies -which is what this piece is based on- . Please note that humble pies are not really real, Unless you,ve already eaten one (by mistake)


If you have not clue what Humble pie is, Please refer to the proverb section of your Oxford Dictionary or Your 11th grade english textbook(literature) Where it will clearly state(somewhere) that
-TO EAT HUMBLE PIE IS TO HAVE TO APOLOGISE OR ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING- (or not)

So this can only mean one thing- or two things- or maybe three-
1. You.ve already eaten humble pie.
2. Youre going to eat humble pie.
3. Or you refuse to eat humble pie (after knowing that its not a real pie.)

-Well what do you know- If you refuse to eat humble pie(good for you), you.re in luck because i just happend to write a few words on how to do it-
HERE WE GO-

-You know. Ive eaten a few pies in my life, but humble pie isnt one of them, so I.d like to take this opportunity and tell you that I will not eat any pie(especially a humble one) except for mom.s home-made, triple-decker chicken pie with extra chicken fillets and double cheese, (dipped in mustard and a mystery sauce)- the sauce is a family secret. Thank you.

Thats how easy it is. But I will be blamed for black-eyes or deaths that may occur as a result of this piece.Thanks...........................

The dots are like a disclaimer but i forgot some of the words. (......)

What Stuff Really Mean : A myth busting peice that wont really help you figure out anything. (unless youre ShakesPeare)

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OK. Any Guy on the streets will tell you that "I guess its true what they say, You get what you see" An sometimes you think...but what does this really mean.

Well, You're not alone.That...On second thoughts, you might be alone.
AnyHow Here's exactly what most meanings and ufortunate events
actually mean, or dont mean...Depending on how you look at them:


1. Breaking A mirror!!
- This means that you are going to spend 7 years of your miserable life, thinking that every bad thing that happens is the bad luck you got from the mirror, But atleast after those seven years you!ll realise that it was just your general failure.



2. BIENG SENTENCE TO LIFE IN PRISON (TWICE)

-This means that youre going to spend your next life in prison( Assuming that you have a next life, which you dont)


3. BIENG BITTEN BY A BLACK MAMBA.

-This means that you.re dead, or youre in the process of dying!!


4. BREAKING AN INNOCENT PLATE(on purpose)

-This means that you live in Greece, Or youre Greek.
This can also mean that you have lots of money to spend on plates only to break them when you celebrate.

5. SEEING A BLACK CAT RUNNING ACROSS THE ROAD.

-This means that youre going to spend the whole day thinking that you have been cursed, This can also mean that you are highly alergic to cats and therefore, you should buy dogs instead.

6. GETTING COLD FEET.

- This means that you were walking nicely to the movies with your partner and you eventually realised that its winter and you forgot your shoes at home and you have to go back and fetch them, and coming back, youre greeted by your partner with another guy.

7. SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET.

- This means that you eventually killed your neighbour.s dog and you hid it in the closet and when they came around for supper, their son found it.









































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