How To Eat Humble Pie.-A #blog #post I wrote when I realised that Humble Pies arent actually real pies(they just sound delicious)
But with so many Good pies, in the world you shouldnt worry about going out and getting yourself none. I mean there are, Meat pies, fruit pies , Mag pies, fish pies, MAG Pies (i hope not) Humble pies -which is what this piece is based on- . Please note that humble pies are not really real, Unless you,ve already eaten one (by mistake)
If you have not clue what Humble pie is, Please refer to the proverb section of your Oxford Dictionary or Your 11th grade english textbook(literature) Where it will clearly state(somewhere) that
-TO EAT HUMBLE PIE IS TO HAVE TO APOLOGISE OR ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING- (or not)
So this can only mean one thing- or two things- or maybe three-
1. You.ve already eaten humble pie.
2. Youre going to eat humble pie.
3. Or you refuse to eat humble pie (after knowing that its not a real pie.)
-Well what do you know- If you refuse to eat humble pie(good for you), you.re in luck because i just happend to write a few words on how to do it-
HERE WE GO-
-You know. Ive eaten a few pies in my life, but humble pie isnt one of them, so I.d like to take this opportunity and tell you that I will not eat any pie(especially a humble one) except for mom.s home-made, triple-decker chicken pie with extra chicken fillets and double cheese, (dipped in mustard and a mystery sauce)- the sauce is a family secret. Thank you.
Thats how easy it is. But I will be blamed for black-eyes or deaths that may occur as a result of this piece.Thanks...........................
The dots are like a disclaimer but i forgot some of the words. (......)