the word of the day is...
Wednesday, 6. June 2007, 13:57:47
stethic, as in strong, hmmm... the elevator gave an example sentence, "her body is stethic because of hours spent at the gym." or something to that effect... i'm functioning on one cup of coffee, i was fine until i stepped out and said good morning to the world, and the world said, "whatevahh…" all is still pretty much blurry and incomprehensive to me... and it is a lovely day, and don't get me wrong, i'm not always this grouchy in the morning, but people with bad breath should not be allowed on the subways!!!! especially during morning commute... ahh... morning commute, can on wheels full of rude sardines, sardines with bad breath and missing teeth.... my horoscope for today promised that i "will feel as if living out one of my most entertaining dreams today, when odd coincidences and funny twists of fate greet me at every turn"... yeah right... did i mention the sardines already? oh yeah, i did... so you’re curious to know what greeted me at every turn this morning? Johns, johns from cincinnati, yup, to my horror, I realized that we've been invaded by surfer dudes!!! no, I wasn't seeing things, and i'm not making it up either, midtown has been officially taken over by johns... not one, but two on every corner, johns and oddly enough all from cincinnati, all rubber clad and sporting red surfer boards... i don't mind the yellow streams of new york city taxis floating up and down the streets or occasionally the pedestrians, so much anymore, but too much red so early in the morning has to be really bad for the eyes... never mind the nerves... do you call that funny or entertaining??? what stars was the horoscope dude reading today??? i am convinced that time warner set out them johns upon us to remind those of us, who have a basic cable subscription out of pure necessity, only because without it our high definition, super flat and expensive tv's would be nothing but an open portal to ghosts and demons turning our lives into episodes of twilight zone... that we should upgrade and get HBO, that's right, that's the message on the surfer boards, telling us that we have only four days until john from cincinnati premiers on HBO... i wonder which one will it be, the one on the SE corner of 42nd or the one strolling leisurely among hurried suits as he nods knowingly upon the john by the citibank... can one say 'stethic opposition against intrusive marketing and bad breath'? i guess not... perhaps tomorrow the elevator will give me a more useful word, "esthetic" would have been nice… which reminds me, i really need to make the effort to go to the gym...
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