virtual reality in progress...

i'd like to get a box of chocolates on monday, august 18th instead...

i like to send flowers as much as i like getting them...

i don't like pink!

i don't need to go to a fancy restaurant to have a romantic dinner...

people who send roses on valentine's day lack imagination...

if i see another cupid or diamond jewelry commercial i'll shoot myself...

i have no clue about what kind of presents guys like to get on a day like this...

shouldn't we show love to those we care about 365 days a year?