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Damn Cancer

It's been a bad couple of weeks for cancer stories.

First, Catherine Seipp lost her battle with lung cancer.
Then, John Edwards' wife announced her breast cancer had returned, in an incurable, but treatable manifestation.
Now, Tony Snow's cancer has returned and metastasized to his liver.

All of us know people who's lives have been turned upside down by cancer.
My father-in-law passed away three years ago this month after a battle with lung cancer.

Let's offer a prayer up today for these three people and for everyone touched by cancer in their lives.

Baby Update

No changes this week. Still only dialated to one and only partially effaced. Guess we get to keep walking to see if we can't hurry things up. The OB warned us that a lot of first pregnancies go past their due date. I think that deflated Heather. She is done. Her ankles have swollen and she has a rash now. This is probably the worst she has felt this pregnancy. Part of me thinks she might go this weekend. There is a monster low pressure system that should be cutting across the region. I've been told that weather pattern changes cause the Labor and Delivery department here to fill up.

We'll see.

I just LOVE the hospital I work at

Real life wheelchair from my hospital. Posted without comment.

Is this what my life is coming to?

Dr. Cox, from Scrubs:

Fine, Newbie! Let me--let me tell you a little story. It starts every day at 5 in the morning -- which is just about the time that you're setting your hair for work -- when I am awakened by a sound: Is that a cat being gutted by a fishing knife? Nooo! That's my son. He's hungry and he's got a load in his pants so big that I'm actually considering hiring a stable boy. But, I go ahead and dig in; because I do love the lad and, well gosh, you know me, I'm a giver. And [whistles] I'm off to the hospital, where my cup runneth over with both quality colleagues, such as yourself, and a proverbial clown-car full of sick people. But, what the hey, my pay is about the same as guys who break rocks with other rocks and I only have to work three or four hundred hours a week, so, so far I'm a pretty happy camper! And then I head back home where I'm greeted by the faint musk of baby vomit in a house that used to smell like, well...nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I-i-in fact it used to smell like nothing at all. And all I want to do before I restart this whole glorious cycle is, you know, maybe lay on the couch and have a beer and watch some SportsCenter and, I'm if I'm not too sweaty from the days labors, stick my hand right down my pants, buuut apparently that's not in Jordan's definition of "pulling your weight".So, uh, there you are, superstar. Fix that.



Hmmm...I fixing to have a little baby. I bet she poops so much I'm gonna want to hire a stable boy. I also bet she makes my nothing smelling house smell like baby vomit.
I work at a hospital.
I have high quality coworkers. (She the S.H.I.T. series)
I get paid about the same as guys who break rocks with other rocks.
I work three or four hundred hours per week. (On call 24/7)
All I want to do is lay on the couch, would rather watch Dirty Jobs than SportsCenter, but thats a quibble, drink a beer and stick my hand down my pants. Methinks Heather would also not define that as pulling my weight.

I'm SCREWED!!!!

Bettie Ritter - RIP

A good friend of mine passed away Thursday. Bettie was an amazing woman. She suffered from Crohn's disease and had migraines more days than not, but she never complained. She loved her family immensely. Spare a prayer for her and her family.

Bettie Ann (Boyer) Ritter
Ritter, Bettie Ann (nee Boyer), 56, Festus, MO, March 22, 2007. Beloved wife of Paul J. Ritter, Sr.; dear daughter of Gertrude (nee Dorlac) and the late Irey Boyer; dear mother of Angela Marie (Travis) Hill, Randy Ray (Mindy) McDonald and David Allen (Ramona Ferguson) McDonald; step-mother of Paul J. Ritter, Jr.; sister of Rick Boyer and the late James Boyer; grandmother of 8.Services:Memorial Mass 10 a.m. Saturday, March 31, 2007 at Church of Our Lady, 1550 St. Marys Ln., Festus. Memorials preferred to Festus Public Library.

<br/> <br/>Lullabye for Abigail

So when my sister was a baby, my dad used to sing her a lullabye, but not any lullabye...it was "Give me a ticket" by Joe Cocker. My sister LOVED that song, and thought it was so cool when she heard HER lullabye on the radio. So in that vein, I've been searching for an acceptible lullabye for little Abigail. I believe I've found one:

CHASING CARS
by Snow Patrol

We'll do it all, everything, on our own
We don't need anything or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world

I don't quite know how to say how I feel
Those three words are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads
I need your grace
to remind me
to find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes
They're all I can see
I don't know where
Confused about how as well
I just know that these things
Will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world


Collection of Great Dashboard Confessional Songs

I'm a HUGE Dashboard Confessional fan....They capture brokenness in a very unique way. Here's a sampling of some:

The Best Deceptions

I heard about your trip.
I heard about your souveneirs.
I heard about the cool breeze in the cool nights,
And the cool guys,
That you spent them with.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.

Don't you see, don't you see,
That the charade is over?
And all the best deceptions,
And the clever cover story awards,
Go to you.
So kiss me hard cause this'll be the last time that I let you.

You will be back someday,
And this awkward kiss that tells of other people's lips,
Will be of service to keeping you away.

I heard about your regrets.
I heard that you were feeling sorry.
I heard from someone that you wished you could,
Set things right between us.
I guess I should have heard of that from you.
I guess I should have heard of that from you.

Don't you see, don't you see,
That the charade is over?
And all the best deceptions,
And the clever cover story awards,
Go to you.
So kiss me hard cause this'll be the last time that I let you.

You will be back someday,
And this awkward kiss that screams of other people's lips,
Will be of service to keeping you away.
To keeping you away.

I'm waiting for blood,
To flow to my fingers.
I'll be all right when my hands get warm.
Ignoring the phone.
I'd rather say nothing.
I'd rather you never heard my voice.
You're calling too late,
Too late to be gracious.
And you do not warrant long good-byes.
You're calling too late.
You're calling too late.
You're calling too late.

The Brilliant Dance

So this is odd
The painful realization that all has gone wrong
And nobody cares at all
And nobody cares at all

So you buried all your lovers clothes
And burned the letters Lover wrote
But it doesn't make it any better
Does it make it any better?
And the plaster dented from your fist
In the hall where you had your first kiss
Reminds you that the memories will fade

So this is strange
Our side stepping has come to be a brilliant dance
Where nobody leads at all
Where nobody leads at all

And the picture frames are facing down
And the ringing from this empty sound
Is defeaning and keeping you from this sleep
And breathing is a foreign task
And thinking's just to much to ask
And you're measuring your minutes by a clock that's blinking eights

This is incredible
Starving, insatiable
Yes, this is love for the first time
Well, you'd like to think that you were invincible
Yeah, well weren't we all once before we felt lost for the first time?
Well, this is the last time
This is the last time
This is the last time

Standard Lines

Which of the bold faced lies will we use?
I hope that you're happy,
you really deserve it,
this will be the best for us both in the end.

But your taste still lingers on my lips
like I just placed them upon yours
and I starve
I starve for you.
But this new diet's liquid
and dulling to the senses.
And it's crude
but it will do.

Which of the standard lines will we use?
I've been meaning to call you.
I've just been so busy.
We'll catch up soon.
Let's make it a point to.

But your taste still lingers on my lips
like I just placed them upon yours
and I starve
I starve for you.
But this new diet's liquid
and dulling to the senses.
And it's crude
but it will do.

it will do.
I hope it will do.

Baby Update

We had our 38-week doctor's appointment yesterday. The wife's cervix is starting to efface, and she dilated to 1! PROGRESS!!! J Dr. Hulbert said that she would expect her to go into labor sometime close to her due date (April 4th), so I am not expecting anything soon…



We haven’t finished setting up the nursery, but we bought the crib mattress yesterday, so hopefully by Friday, we’ll have her stuff set up. We did get the family car cleaned, but we haven’t installed the car seat yet, either. We still have to pack our hospital bag, and a few other things, so we definitely have enough to keep me busy.



Our next appointment is Monday, March 26th.

Koinonia Wheat Letter

Our Church does this niffty little retreat once a year called Koinonia. My wife and I attended a Koinonia retreat 2 years ago when she was Baptized and Confirmed into the Church. Last year we helped serve a candlelight dinner for all the retreat-ees. The pregnancy is cramping our helping this year, but we were asked to write a "wheat letter" (Unless a grain of wheat shall fall upon the earth and die...) I'm banging out my letter here for all to see.

Death is a ugly concept in our time. We tend to ignore death, search for the latest diet, exercise, pill or lotion that will grant us immortality. When death comes, it puts us into a shock, we never seem to know what to say our how to act at a funeral. After a particularly untimely death the phrase, he wasn't supposed to die comes to mind, that phrase that is meant as a comfort to the grieving, but also a secret hope that we won't die, WE aren't supposed to die. We tend to treat spiritual death the same way, the death Jesus was talking about when he said in John 12:24, "unless a grain of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains just a grain of wheat" That same funeral phrase comes to mind, we aren't supposed to die. We aren't supposed to forgive our neighbors. We don't really have to put others before ourselves. We don't have to submit to the authority of Jesus and His Church. Like physical death, we ignore the calls from Christ calling us to die to ourselves for Him. Like with physical death, so many of us look for the latest religion, look for material things, look for sex, look for a god to serve that doesn't call for us to die, doesn't call for self sacrifice. My prayer for you all this weekend is for you to read the rest of John 12:24, "but if it dies, it produces much fruit." I pray that you reflect on Jesus, on his Passion, and on the fruit that his passion produces. I pray that gives you comfort and hope to face death, physically, but more importantly spiritually. On Good Friday, the Apostales couldn't have forseen Easter, but the joy of Easter totally surpassed the pain of Good Friday. My prayer is that you see your own Easter joy that comes from the Good Friday of dying to yourself.

My first friend on MyOpera tags me for my first MyOpera meme

I feel so honored. Joni Mueller, who I believe was the first person kind (or possibly crazy) enough to add me as a friend on myopera.com just tagged me for a meme.

The rules:

Pick up the book you are reading. Turn to page 123 and post on your blog the fifth paragraph. [My book doesn't have five paragraphs on page 123 so I posted the last paragraph on the page, which happens to be a footnote; I hope that's not cheating!] Then post that text and the book title and author on your blog! Finally (this is the most important part!), tag five others and send a personal message to those people.

Here is mine, from "Why do Catholics Do That?", by Kevin Orlin Johnson, PhD.

The cardinals cal stall, too, for reasons of their own. Back in the fourteenth century, when the papacy was at Avignon, they dwadled so much that Philipe le Bel, Louis X's twenty-two-year-old brother, was sent down to hurry them up. When Louis died a few weeks later, Philippe invited the College to a memorial service during which the doors and windows of the chapel were silently walled up by his masons. As he left through the one remaining exit, Philippe told the cardinals that if the election weren't made soon, he'd take off the roof. John XXII was elected almost immediately





Recent Visitors

OK, so possibly I am dumb. (Possibly? Questions the wife) But I just noticed the recent visitors section of my blog. I bring it up because one of my recent visitors is Daniel Goldman, owner of the blog Opera Watch which I read DAILY for the latest and greatest on the Opera web browser. It is a wonderful site choc full of everything Opera. I'm very humbled that he stumbled across my little piece of the web.

Another shameless plug. Although I've slipped from second to third, if you Google "Bacon man lives in a bacon house" with the quotes, you'll find me. That just amazes me.

New MyOpera.com Page

My 2 cents on what will surely be the most talked about news of the day in this community.
Great job on the new layout. I really like it.

Who Knew???

Stupid Criminals Part 3

or How do you get that into the cash envelope:

BERLIN (Reuters) - An 18-year-old man has been detained for repeatedly defecating in front of a cash machine in a bank vestibule in the southern German town of Eggmuehl, police said on Tuesday.

A police spokesman said man, who left his deposit at the bank eight times, was caught only after the bank installed video monitors to film him in action. A staff worker later spotted the man as he was boarding a local bus.

She alerted police and they then detained him as he was about to get off the bus. He faces charges of vandalism, the spokesman said.

Headline you don't see everyday

I've always hated Best Buy

As if I needed more reasons to.

This weekend a friend of mine decided he wanted to buy a PC from Best Buy (he had giftcards burning a hole in his pocket). Against my better judgement, I decide to go with him to make sure he doesn't get screwed. We find a nice Acer desktop that only had a GB of RAM in it. Told my buddy that he should really look into getting 2 GB of RAM put into it. Found a sales clerk and asked him how the RAM was allocated in the Acer we were STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO!!! He looks at us and asks, do you know if it has two 512 sticks or one 1 GB stick. I don't know, idiot, why don't I open your stupid computer right on the sales floor to find out.

In addition to just stupidity, it looks like Best Buy may be maintaining a separate intranet site that looks identical to it's internet site, only with higher prices. What's the motivation behind this? You decide.

NASA manual uses duct-tape to deal with unruly astronauts

We discussed NASA's plan to deal with a crazy astronaut in space, but apparently that manual needs to be updated to deal with spilled Wasabi.

Perhaps the next "Swiss Army Knife" needs to come with a GPS

ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

"We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem," Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.

Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.

Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.

Headline you don't see every day

Duct-Tape, Tranquilizers Part Of NASA's Plan For Mentally Unstable Astronauts In Space

The case of land bound crazy astronaut Lisa Nowak prompts AP to dig deep into what would happen to an unbalanced astronaut in space.

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