thoughts from the Globe Gypsy

i AM WRITING THIS TO SAY THAT I AM ANGRY AT THE ARMY. tHE AMERICAN ARMY, THE ITALIAN ARMY, ALL OF THE ARMIES IN AFGHANISTAN. CAN'T REALLY CALL THE TALIBAN AN ARMY, BECAUSE, WELL, THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF RAG TAG, FETA CHEESE EATING GOAT HERDERS THAT DECIDED TO GRADUATE FROM THROWING STONES AND HURLING INSULTS TO SHOOTING ROCKETS. IT'S LIKE THEY WERE ALL IN A CAVE, AKA THE CLUBHOUSE, SITTING ON ROCKS, WATCHING AFGHANISTAN SOAP OPERAS, SMOKING WEED, WHEN ONE OF THE GROUP DECIDED TO WAGE JIHAD ON THE UNITED STATES. THE OTHERS JOINED IN, HURLING INSULTS AND PAINTING ANTI-AMERICAN AND ANTI-SEMITIC GRAFFITTI ON THE WALLS. DEATH TO THE AMERICANS, DEATH TO THE JEWS IN ISRAEL, DEATH TO PRINGLES!!!
THIS WAR HAS DRAGGED ON FOR 11 YEARS, ELEVEN YEARS!! IT HARDLY SEEMS THAT LONG, A BIT LIKE A BAR AT LAST CALL, ONLY LAST CALL LASTS FOR 11 YEARS! PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST FLASH THE LIGHTS, PERHAPS THEY WILL GET THE HINT. GO HOME, YOU BASTARDS. SLEEP IT OFF, COME BACK IN 10 YEARS AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER DICTATOR WHO MASSACRES HIS OWN PEOPLE. THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY WILL BE UP-IN-ARMS INDIGNANT. WAGGING THE U.N. FINGER AT THEM, 'JUST YOU RECONSIDER THAT BEHAVIOR, MISTER!' YEAH, WHATEVER.