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A Difficult Concept to Grasp!!!

I swam towards the light and I still won the race

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Welcome!!!

Tuesday, 1. January 2008, 06:06:13



Thanks Karen for the new hat Homer: Doh! You had to make me the fat skipper didnt you? You also have another site which is here for everyone who wants to visit it



Welcome to my blog and I hope you have an interesting time checking out the assortment of my thoughts, random jokes, sarcasm and those interesting ramblings that come and go like gas between the sheets.

For the few bloggers that have been around for a while, thanks for stopping by again and thank you for sharing your thoughts and humor with me; I appreciate it.

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Seated next to a little girl on a plane!!!

Sunday, 5. October 2008, 16:19:05


Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit ?

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I stole this from "Tilla" she is the new improved Attilla...

Friday, 3. October 2008, 16:10:36

I think this is a good way to start a new blog.


The quiz requires for you to use two words to answer each question.

1. Where is your cell phone? ................... Right there.

2. Your significant other?...................... Not known?

3. Your hair? .................................. I shaved!

4. Your sister? ................................ Is male.

5. Your brother?................................ Is female.

6. Your favorite thing?......................... Beer / Taco!

7. Your dream last night?....................... Didnt dream.

8. Your favorite drink? ........................ Tequila

9. Your dream/goal?............................. Constant Taco

10. The room you're in?......................... The Library

11. Your ex?.................................... Dishonest Bitch...

12. Your fear?.................................. DUH Failue

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? ....... Past Dreams.

14. Where were you last night?................. Studying again

15. What you're not?............................ Dishonest POS

16. Muffins?................................... Shaved Muffs!

17. One of your wish list items? .............. Repeat "

18. Where you grew up? ........................ Auborn NY

19. The last thing you did? ................... Stole this

20. What are you wearing?...................... Purple T-back

21. Your TV?................................... Yes, yours?

22. Your pets?................................. Still beathing

23. Your computer? ............................ Gets PORN

24. Your life?................................. Fucking Sucks

25. Your mood?................................. Getting Old

26. Missing someone?............................ Conversation missed

27. Your car?................................... Defender 90

28. Something you're not wearing?............... Purple T-back

29. Favorite Place?............................. DUH Taco

30. Your summer?................................ Marked Change

31. Love someone?............................... I wish

32. Your favorite color?........................ Dark Blue

33. Last time you laughed....................... 20 minutes

34. Last time you cried?........................ DOH, pansies.

35. Who will repost this?....................... No one!

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