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A Difficult Concept to Grasp!!!

I swam towards the light and I still won the race

I stole this from Karen who stole it from Sarah...

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
Myself

What is your weapon of choice?
H&k

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
No, I would politely stop her from hitting me.

How about the same sex?
Homer: Doh! of course! Damn idiots shouldn’t try to enter my man bubble space

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
In my case the question should be phrased who wasn’t the last person who got angry at you…

What is your pet peeve?
I agree with Karan; sounds while eating are a bad thing.

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
:eyes: what do you think? Never forgive / never forget :irked:



Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Being a better all around person; but, it is so much easier to be a lazy POS

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
About 40 hours after falling asleep :D

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Like I have any friends :lol:

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
:lol: which time?

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
NO!

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Today 0; usually 4 times.


Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I don’t have one

Are you a meat eater?
Me carnivore yes

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A professional never counts :lol: I do know how much I spent in one year going out :whistle:

are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
Homer: Doh! my eating and drinking habbits made me really comfortable :whistle:

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Peanut M&M’s

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Extremely spicy is good.

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
Not since that first little girl gave me really bad gas and the runs :whistle:


Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
A person doesn’t own a credit card; it owns the person. I have 0 credit cards.

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Invest in my future (pay for school)

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Neither, I would rather be wealthy.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
Probably as long as it was honest.

Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
I wont list it here.

What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Going back to school is second to the thing I wont list.

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Find that one woman that doesn’t think I am an asshole. There has to be one out there :D

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
:lol: who comes in second; ya LOSER!

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Why else would you call it a competition; you have to let the others know they suck!

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
:lol: That depends on what you are talking about; in sports never but let’s leave it at that. :D

What did you do today that you're proud of?
You should have seen the shit I left in the toilet this morning :lol: just kidding, im a loser today nothing to be proud of.


Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
:eyes:

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your opposite sex during a normal conversation?
It should be asked have you ever NOT caught yourself staring :whistle: NOPE would be my answer then :D

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Who phrases the question like this? :lol: a women’s hottie eyes and her pretty smile

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
I have been propositioned by all the wrong people…


Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Nothing!

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
You have to be kidding right?

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
:eyes: the person I was destined to be; not the lazy piece of shit I am :whistle:

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know about.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes, my nose is too pointy.

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Homer: Doh! I am perfect :whistle:

I was bored and was wondering. I stole this from Sarah even though she didnt list me :(

Comments

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:lol: I might have to steal this next. Although, it is much funnier reading your's and Karen's than it would be reading my own.

:left: Is it bad if you look at a small animal and think, "Oohhh! That one would make a decent meal!"? :right:

By dragon_harrower, # 12. July 2008, 21:49:13

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:eyes: nah; as long as your wear the skin as a thong its ok to do :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 12. July 2008, 21:50:49

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:eyes: WTF? I'm not going to wear a thong made of a small animal. :shudders: Freaky weird.

By dragon_harrower, # 12. July 2008, 21:54:39

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:eyes: thong sweetie, not a thing Homer: Doh! never mind :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 12. July 2008, 21:59:26

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I changed it. Apparently not before you read it though. :left:

By dragon_harrower, # 12. July 2008, 22:10:33

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"man bubble space"??? :lol:

By Nerak, # 12. July 2008, 23:19:33

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"I am perfect" tehehehe :wink:

By angel292005, # 13. July 2008, 04:38:18

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Very interesting reading. :lol:

By attilasoul, # 13. July 2008, 06:58:33

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:lol:

By qlue, # 13. July 2008, 07:07:10

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They still make almond m&m's don't they? I :heart: them...

By H82typ, # 13. July 2008, 13:19:53

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chocolate with any kind of nuts is yummy :D

By angel292005, # 13. July 2008, 15:16:05

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I'm nuts enough already. Don't need no more nuts. :whistle:

By qlue, # 13. July 2008, 15:51:07

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I dont know about almonds M&M's but sounds good.

Like I am not perfect???? :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 13. July 2008, 16:51:47

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I saw M&M's with almonds in the airport 2 weeks ago. I've never seen them before that! :left:

By attilasoul, # 13. July 2008, 16:58:06

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Have you ever looked before that???

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 13. July 2008, 18:31:12

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Believe me. I know what's on the M&M shelf in the local supermarkets! :D

By attilasoul, # 13. July 2008, 19:03:25

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:lol:

By ripp2002, # 13. July 2008, 19:15:06

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:heart: You are so...YOU! :D

By MizzMartinez, # 9. August 2008, 13:54:43

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:eyes: I take it that is not a good thing :lol:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 11. August 2008, 13:44:28

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Of course it is a good thing. :heart:

By MizzMartinez, # 11. August 2008, 14:25:29

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Oh ok

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 11. August 2008, 14:27:47

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Homer: Doh!

By MizzMartinez, # 11. August 2008, 14:34:27

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