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A Difficult Concept to Grasp!!!

I swam towards the light and I still won the race

Holy Bat Balls; they are pulling out all the stops on this one!!!

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM, 7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535,

RE: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET

We believe this notification meets you in a very good state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3), National White Collar Crime Center (NW3C), Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) and some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United States of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favour accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your payment without further delay. Having said all these we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their activities with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim.

They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous elements are using this project as an avenue to Scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$10,700,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank's information which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady, so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance anymore. And incase you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly:

NAME: PROF. CHARLES CHUKWUMA SOLUDO

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Tinubu Square Tinubu
Lagos - Nigeria.
Email: central-bank@centbnkingonlineng.com
NOTE:

In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advice that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to your payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract payment accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards then transfer of your payment to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated in their banking terms. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, we advice you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

In case you need any more information in relation with this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfect and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,

ROBERT SWAN MUELLER III
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535

I stole this from Sarah even though she didnt list me :(Men's and Women's love poems

Comments

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Homer: Doh! You should know better than to route your money through Nigeria! :lol:

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 01:38:12

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I didnt even know I was doing any of it :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 01:42:31

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Homer: Doh! That's right you have to have enough money for that kind of thing. :whistle:

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 01:49:43

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:eyes: I am far too dirt poor :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 01:58:50

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:lol: I think most of us fall into that category.

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 02:03:29

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Homer: Doh!

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 02:06:12

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:lol: I got you to smack your head! :happy:

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 02:08:32

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:eyes: there you go trying to tease me again with the S & M; freaking pervo :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 02:09:31

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I need a drink

By angel292005, # 16. July 2008, 02:14:20

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:eyes: sure just tease me with booze also :irked:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 02:15:28

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:eyes: Now who's the one teasing?

It takes a perv to know a perv. :whistle:

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 02:16:19

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:eyes: I never said I wasnt a perv :lol:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 02:19:04

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Homer: Doh! That's true. You don't deny it either, so that pretty much kills my fun. awww

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 02:29:13

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:eyes: me being a pervo never kills my fun :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 02:37:48

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:lol: I don't even want to imagine. I'd likely be scarred for life. :whistle:

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 02:51:46

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What kind of a blog is this anyway... Sex and booze and nigerian bankaccounts... *shakes head* :wink:


P:

By attilasoul, # 16. July 2008, 07:33:43

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:eyes: I think that lists the 3 most important things in life :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 13:25:43

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:idea: especially if you are BUYING the sex and booze with the Nigerian bank accounts. :up:

By angel292005, # 16. July 2008, 14:27:56

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I hope I'll never get so desperate that I have to buy sex, but yeah, great advice! :lol:

By attilasoul, # 16. July 2008, 14:54:27

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Homer: Doh! Of course you will!!! Everyone uses a barter system more of less for sex anyway. They buy you dinner blah blah blah. It is all the same thing. :D

:devil:

But I dont have the Nigerian Bank Account :mad:


:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 15:39:48

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:left: As long as you have a bank account we're all there for your money.

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 15:56:53

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:eyes: Aww that is so sweet :irked: greedy bitc Homer: Doh! I mean greedy BITCH!!! :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 16. July 2008, 16:05:11

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At least you know ahead of time. :whistle:

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 16:11:13

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Way to inkosi. :D

By qlue, # 16. July 2008, 16:23:41

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inkosi? Does this mean we get to learn a new word? :D

By dragon_harrower, # 16. July 2008, 16:26:49

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They buy you dinner blah blah blah.

Yeah, I get a lot of blah blah blah, that's for sure! :irked:

By attilasoul, # 16. July 2008, 16:57:32

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:lol: Then maybe you should pick a different dinner date that would doing something else :D Then you might get ooo OOO OOO OOO ahhhh :whistle:

:devil:

I dont know what inkosi is either :frown:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 00:30:35

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I'm ready to skip dinner if the blah blah blah get skipped too. :lol:

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 06:47:04

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:eyes: nothing says loving like a quickie instead of dinner :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 14:46:00

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It saves both time and money! :yes:

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 17:32:33

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:lol: a woman after my own heart :whistle:

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 18:30:32

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