Men's and Women's love poems

Wednesday, 16. July 2008, 23:07:53

Women's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best
friend.

Men's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a
golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Holy Bat Balls; they are pulling out all the stops on this one!!!A lesson about English!

Comments

That's great!

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 00:17:33

I laughed quite a bit!!!

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 00:50:59

I'll have to print off a copy for the office, they'd all get a kick out of it.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 01:07:27

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 01:18:19

We have a huge ass bulliten board (Ok, it's the back wall) where I can hang it for people to read.

Not that 8 men and me count as a lot though.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 01:31:15

Nice poems Ripp!

We have a huge ass bulliten board

*Wondering what that is*

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 06:17:42

A corkboard.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 07:38:17

Oh ok, sorry, I think it was the huge ass-part that confused me.

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 09:57:46

That's alright. It's an American way saying that it's really big.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 14:09:05

darg, just post a pick of your ass so she gets a reference

just kidding we saw it in the dino video; you have a serious case of Noassatallitis

luckily you are suffering from that or I wouldnt have been able to make the joke

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 14:48:04

I'll make sure to post a picture of my noassatall to your blog.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 14:54:36

nooooooooooo.... dont scare off the last couple people

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 15:15:40

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 15:18:53

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 15:30:19

Just think, I'd still be around to visit.

That might not necessarily a good thing.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 15:37:24

might not possibly necessarily be worse than a good horrible idea

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 15:49:04

WTF is that supposed to mean?

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 16:01:26

darg, just post a pick of your ass so she gets a reference

If you do that, make sure it really big! I don't want to think that you exaggerate to be more interesting!

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 17:26:24

I suffer from a case of no-ass-at-all. Big it is definitely not.

Although it could be used as a bulletin board.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 18:05:03

I think this is a perfect time to stop asking questions. So many unappropriate ones spring to mind!

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 18:15:13

I tend to bring that side out in people.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 18:20:11

It's a gift!

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 18:20:58

Then Ripp must be one heck of a gifted bugger too! I'm pretty sure he's worse than I am about it.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 18:23:04

I think you're right. Well, it's always nice to be good at something!

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 18:27:50

I leave for a little while and you guys are talking about ass again...

yes I am including myself

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 18:35:49

There's nothing wrong about talking about ass, is there?

By attilasoul, # 17. July 2008, 18:39:53

Of course not tiger ass; I would never be talked about if it wasnt for talking about ass

Ofe to skool I goes; I hops I gits moor smartered toodaye.

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 18:44:19

Now you're trying to be an ass pirate Ripp.

By dragon_harrower, # 17. July 2008, 19:35:20

No sword is going near this ass!!!

By ripp2002, # 17. July 2008, 23:06:11

I meant that you're trying to loot some ass. Fine female ass.

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 03:18:19

...

shit ass talk I`m outa here.....

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 14:11:06

I think we just scared off Amir.

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 14:28:48

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 14:37:59

I wasn't even being bad yet...

By attilasoul, # 18. July 2008, 14:38:11

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 14:46:56

attila !!is that you

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 14:48:26

Nice one!

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 14:57:31

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 15:05:51

It'll be interesting to see Ripp's response when he logs on.

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 15:09:15

The hell with him !!

there ... another one for him

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 15:15:37

How did we ever make it through the day (or whatever time of day) when you were offline?

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 15:18:03

Beat`s me

...damn i can`t go off..i love Opera toooo much

...trying to go now

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 15:22:44

Opera loves you too.

Run, Amir, run for wherever you're going!

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 15:27:28

O.K

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 15:33:35

Dammit! Now I won't have anyone to talk to.

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 15:36:18

i well catch ya soon

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 15:39:10

Bye for the last time.

By dragon_harrower, # 18. July 2008, 15:43:31

I hate good byes

...bye

By night wolf, # 18. July 2008, 15:45:51

Cool smiley, never seen anything like that before!

By attilasoul, # 18. July 2008, 21:00:40

OK, fine female ass is perfect

By ripp2002, # 19. July 2008, 03:33:45

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ripp2002
2008-10-08 01:07:05
I dont believe I said anything about my candy falling off. I need the two little jewels; not sure for what but they are supposed to be useful
Sabell
2008-10-07 21:57:30
lol now that was funny...
dragon_harrower
2008-10-06 00:36:43
:eyes:
H82typ
2008-10-05 21:09:06
"Whip me, chain me to the ceiling and beat me like a piñata til all the candy falls out, treat me like the dog that I am, then get the f@ck out in the morning!" I distinctly overheard him say that!
ripp2002
2008-10-05 17:56:46
I wish...
ellinidata
2008-10-05 17:54:29
are they threatening you with pleasure again ?? :lol:

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