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Sex FrogS

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'


Sex Frog Add

Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.



The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:

  1. Take a shower.
  2. Splash on some nice perfume.
  3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
  4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.


She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions .. please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

Sex Frog

'LISTEN TO ME!!'



'I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE MORE TIME!'

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Comments

pauliticalmind 26. October 2008, 15:27

Wow, Ripp--such excellent use of graphics :lol:

Casey² 26. October 2008, 15:33

"ONE MORE TIME!" :lol:

Angeliki 26. October 2008, 16:26

p:

each frog needs special attention after all! :lol:

thanks for the laugh!
:up: + :lol:

Ripp 26. October 2008, 20:14

:eyes: the graphics came with the original :lol: I just uploaded them etc... :lol: Yes, I am that lazy...

Ellin, not sure what fetishes you have but wow frogs? Homer: Doh!

:devil:

Oh, Darg, one more time? Like there was a first...

Casey² 26. October 2008, 20:18

There could have been! :whistle:

Ripp 26. October 2008, 20:20

:lol:

Casey² 26. October 2008, 20:24

Hey, I can have a goal in life. :lol:

Ripp 26. October 2008, 20:33

:lol: WOW, that is some ambition you have :whistle: way to set that bar high!!!



:devil:

Casey² 26. October 2008, 20:38

I suppose I deserved that one. :lol:

Angeliki 26. October 2008, 21:01

"Ellin, not sure what fetishes you have but wow frogs? Homer: Doh!"


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:lol:
virgin , not a frog owner :lol:

K C N Martínez 26. October 2008, 21:19

Is this some sort of Americanism or what? :confused: I didn't get it! :down:

Casey² 26. October 2008, 21:56

:lol: Funny Angeliki.

Angeliki 26. October 2008, 23:13

:lol:

Cσησя Mμяρнỵ 27. October 2008, 00:08

lol! i so badly wanna be that frog..... :D j/k

Ripp 27. October 2008, 00:51

MizzM,

The joke is that the frog really doesnt know anything but that the pet store owner is playing off the fact that a woman would think so. He would then go to her house "and show him one last time"... Meaning he would screw the women...

:devil:

Cσησя Mμяρнỵ 27. October 2008, 00:53

SCREW HER GOOD! lol

Ripp 27. October 2008, 00:54

:lol:

Cσησя Mμяρнỵ 27. October 2008, 00:56

well opposed to screwing her bad i think it would be the right way to go

Ripp 27. October 2008, 00:58

:lol:

Cσησя Mμяρнỵ 27. October 2008, 01:02

c? i can be funny. i just need something random to start me off or something to take the piss out of.

Aadil 27. October 2008, 01:29

Kerstin doesn't appear to be too impressed. :lol:

Cσησя Mμяρнỵ 27. October 2008, 10:09

yes well its not a womans joke is it?

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 12:32

:eyes:

note to self:
have a hormonal test done! suggest the same to Casey ! Pauli too!!!
:lol:

Casey² 27. October 2008, 12:46

:eyes:

*wonders if Conor notices that some of the people that laughed hard were women*

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 12:52

:lol:
well when they check the hormones is it a blood test or a urine test ?? Now I wonder if I stand or sit down ! :lol:



have a great day Casey :heart:

Casey² 27. October 2008, 13:02

:lol: That's a good one! :lol: Actually they could do either blood ro urine. Blood would be more accurate. :left:

You have a great day too Angeliki! :heart:

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 13:04

:heart:

Ripp 27. October 2008, 14:11

Homer: Doh! there the women go making this post boring and talking about bodily fluids...

Homer: Doh! if they aren't mine then I am not interested...

:devil:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 14:17

well there's your problem! you're the only man i know that likes a "dry taco"

:lol:

Casey² 27. October 2008, 14:40

:lol: Ooh, she got you good!

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 15:04

how to trap a Ripp:

taco trap Pictures, Images and Photos

:whistle:

Casey² 27. October 2008, 15:09

:lol: You're going to need a bigger box. :whistle:

Damn that sounds really wrong. :lol:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 15:21

:lol:

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 16:19

are you telling me Ripp you don't want a woman around you with fluids ??

don't go "dry taco" any long it is not healthy to forged the juicy part of a taco :lol:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 16:22

the "salsa" if you will :lol: as long as it's not verde :yuck:

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 16:25

:lol:

Pauli you gave me a great laugh !!
:heart:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 16:29

better stop--we're probably really grossing him out now! :devil:

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 16:32

what I got to love about Ripp is ,
no matter what he does handle any situation with bravery! p:




wisper:
I think we should ! :lol:

Casey² 27. October 2008, 17:34

:lol: I guess that's why they make lubricant isn't it. For the "dry taco" guys.

K C N Martínez 27. October 2008, 17:46

Oh... :lol: Thanks for the explanation! Was the woman blond...? :lol: p:

Angeliki 27. October 2008, 17:51

:lol:


I can not tell,
these days the drapes never match the carpet! :lol:

Ripp 28. October 2008, 04:16

:eyes: I am absolutely rolling from these comments...

You know; I sat there after writing that and thought; "nah, they won't go there"... Homer: Doh! you went there... Very impressed with all three...

To be totally honest; I was not refering to the fun fluids... just blood and urine... No matter how much of a freak I am unire isnt fun... :whistle:

How to trap a Ripp... Which are you trapping a "Ripp" with??? the taco or the "box"... Looks like that box is already taken with a long stick and I do not cross sticks with anyone...

:whistle:

:devil:

Angeliki 28. October 2008, 04:37

:lol:

Casey² 28. October 2008, 14:38

:lol: Can't say as I blame you there. Urine doesn't seem like a turn on.

Homer: Doh!You don't have to cross sticks, just steal the box from the other one. :whistle:

Ripp 29. October 2008, 04:38

Homer: Doh! Cross swords? Sloppy seconds WOW, cumming from you Casey? I figured Pauli or maybe ellin but wow!!! You dirty girl!

:devil:

Angeliki 29. October 2008, 10:51

maybe ??

never such a thing ! never!


:o:

Ripp 29. October 2008, 13:52

Homer: Doh! so what you are telling me is that you are a sure thing!!! :confused: That doesnt seem like the best way to keep the guy's guessing Homer: Doh! you must be going to quantity and not quality...

:whistle:

:devil:

Angeliki 29. October 2008, 14:01

I wouldn't know the difference ...not a frog owner! :lol:

Ripp 29. October 2008, 14:03

Homer: Doh! Oh, you were talking beastiality specifically!!! :whistle: I thought you just meant in general.

:devil:

Angeliki 29. October 2008, 14:08


:o:


virginity does that

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