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Sex FrogS

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'


Sex Frog Add

Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.



The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:

  1. Take a shower.
  2. Splash on some nice perfume.
  3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
  4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.


She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions .. please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

Sex Frog

'LISTEN TO ME!!'



'I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE MORE TIME!'

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Comments

pauliticalmind 26. October 2008, 15:27

Wow, Ripp--such excellent use of graphics :lol:

dragon_harrower 26. October 2008, 15:33

"ONE MORE TIME!" :lol:

ellinidata 26. October 2008, 16:26

p:

each frog needs special attention after all! :lol:

thanks for the laugh!
:up: + :lol:

ripp2002 26. October 2008, 20:14

:eyes: the graphics came with the original :lol: I just uploaded them etc... :lol: Yes, I am that lazy...

Ellin, not sure what fetishes you have but wow frogs? Homer: Doh!

:devil:

Oh, Darg, one more time? Like there was a first...

dragon_harrower 26. October 2008, 20:18

There could have been! :whistle:

ripp2002 26. October 2008, 20:20

:lol:

dragon_harrower 26. October 2008, 20:24

Hey, I can have a goal in life. :lol:

ripp2002 26. October 2008, 20:33

:lol: WOW, that is some ambition you have :whistle: way to set that bar high!!!



:devil:

dragon_harrower 26. October 2008, 20:38

I suppose I deserved that one. :lol:

ellinidata 26. October 2008, 21:01

"Ellin, not sure what fetishes you have but wow frogs? Homer: Doh!"


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:lol:
virgin , not a frog owner :lol:

MizzMartinez 26. October 2008, 21:19

Is this some sort of Americanism or what? :confused: I didn't get it! :down:

dragon_harrower 26. October 2008, 21:56

:lol: Funny Angeliki.

ellinidata 26. October 2008, 23:13

:lol:

MConor 27. October 2008, 00:08

lol! i so badly wanna be that frog..... :D j/k

ripp2002 27. October 2008, 00:51

MizzM,

The joke is that the frog really doesnt know anything but that the pet store owner is playing off the fact that a woman would think so. He would then go to her house "and show him one last time"... Meaning he would screw the women...

:devil:

MConor 27. October 2008, 00:53

SCREW HER GOOD! lol

ripp2002 27. October 2008, 00:54

:lol:

MConor 27. October 2008, 00:56

well opposed to screwing her bad i think it would be the right way to go

ripp2002 27. October 2008, 00:58

:lol:

MConor 27. October 2008, 01:02

c? i can be funny. i just need something random to start me off or something to take the piss out of.

qlue 27. October 2008, 01:29

Kerstin doesn't appear to be too impressed. :lol:

MConor 27. October 2008, 10:09

yes well its not a womans joke is it?

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 12:32

:eyes:

note to self:
have a hormonal test done! suggest the same to Casey ! Pauli too!!!
:lol:

dragon_harrower 27. October 2008, 12:46

:eyes:

*wonders if Conor notices that some of the people that laughed hard were women*

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 12:52

:lol:
well when they check the hormones is it a blood test or a urine test ?? Now I wonder if I stand or sit down ! :lol:



have a great day Casey :heart:

dragon_harrower 27. October 2008, 13:02

:lol: That's a good one! :lol: Actually they could do either blood ro urine. Blood would be more accurate. :left:

You have a great day too Angeliki! :heart:

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 13:04

:heart:

ripp2002 27. October 2008, 14:11

Homer: Doh! there the women go making this post boring and talking about bodily fluids...

Homer: Doh! if they aren't mine then I am not interested...

:devil:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 14:17

well there's your problem! you're the only man i know that likes a "dry taco"

:lol:

dragon_harrower 27. October 2008, 14:40

:lol: Ooh, she got you good!

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 15:04

how to trap a Ripp:

taco trap Pictures, Images and Photos

:whistle:

dragon_harrower 27. October 2008, 15:09

:lol: You're going to need a bigger box. :whistle:

Damn that sounds really wrong. :lol:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 15:21

:lol:

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 16:19

are you telling me Ripp you don't want a woman around you with fluids ??

don't go "dry taco" any long it is not healthy to forged the juicy part of a taco :lol:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 16:22

the "salsa" if you will :lol: as long as it's not verde :yuck:

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 16:25

:lol:

Pauli you gave me a great laugh !!
:heart:

pauliticalmind 27. October 2008, 16:29

better stop--we're probably really grossing him out now! :devil:

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 16:32

what I got to love about Ripp is ,
no matter what he does handle any situation with bravery! p:




wisper:
I think we should ! :lol:

dragon_harrower 27. October 2008, 17:34

:lol: I guess that's why they make lubricant isn't it. For the "dry taco" guys.

MizzMartinez 27. October 2008, 17:46

Oh... :lol: Thanks for the explanation! Was the woman blond...? :lol: p:

ellinidata 27. October 2008, 17:51

:lol:


I can not tell,
these days the drapes never match the carpet! :lol:

ripp2002 28. October 2008, 04:16

:eyes: I am absolutely rolling from these comments...

You know; I sat there after writing that and thought; "nah, they won't go there"... Homer: Doh! you went there... Very impressed with all three...

To be totally honest; I was not refering to the fun fluids... just blood and urine... No matter how much of a freak I am unire isnt fun... :whistle:

How to trap a Ripp... Which are you trapping a "Ripp" with??? the taco or the "box"... Looks like that box is already taken with a long stick and I do not cross sticks with anyone...

:whistle:

:devil:

ellinidata 28. October 2008, 04:37

:lol:

dragon_harrower 28. October 2008, 14:38

:lol: Can't say as I blame you there. Urine doesn't seem like a turn on.

Homer: Doh!You don't have to cross sticks, just steal the box from the other one. :whistle:

ripp2002 29. October 2008, 04:38

Homer: Doh! Cross swords? Sloppy seconds WOW, cumming from you Casey? I figured Pauli or maybe ellin but wow!!! You dirty girl!

:devil:

ellinidata 29. October 2008, 10:51

maybe ??

never such a thing ! never!


:o:

ripp2002 29. October 2008, 13:52

Homer: Doh! so what you are telling me is that you are a sure thing!!! :confused: That doesnt seem like the best way to keep the guy's guessing Homer: Doh! you must be going to quantity and not quality...

:whistle:

:devil:

ellinidata 29. October 2008, 14:01

I wouldn't know the difference ...not a frog owner! :lol:

ripp2002 29. October 2008, 14:03

Homer: Doh! Oh, you were talking beastiality specifically!!! :whistle: I thought you just meant in general.

:devil:

ellinidata 29. October 2008, 14:08


:o:


virginity does that

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