Sex FrogS
Sunday, 26. October 2008, 15:24:13
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully She does EXACTLY what is specified:
- Take a shower.
- Splash on some nice perfume.
- Slip into a very sexy nightie.
- Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions .. please call the pet store.'
So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!!'
'I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE MORE TIME!'
'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
'LISTEN TO ME!!'
'I'm only going to show you how to do this














pauliticalmind # 26. October 2008, 15:27
dragon_harrower # 26. October 2008, 15:33
ellinidata # 26. October 2008, 16:26
each frog needs special attention after all!
thanks for the laugh!
ripp2002 # 26. October 2008, 20:14
Ellin, not sure what fetishes you have but wow frogs?
Oh, Darg, one more time? Like there was a first...
dragon_harrower # 26. October 2008, 20:18
ripp2002 # 26. October 2008, 20:20
dragon_harrower # 26. October 2008, 20:24
ripp2002 # 26. October 2008, 20:33
dragon_harrower # 26. October 2008, 20:38
ellinidata # 26. October 2008, 21:01
virgin , not a frog owner
MizzMartinez # 26. October 2008, 21:19
dragon_harrower # 26. October 2008, 21:56
ellinidata # 26. October 2008, 23:13
MConor # 27. October 2008, 00:08
ripp2002 # 27. October 2008, 00:51
The joke is that the frog really doesnt know anything but that the pet store owner is playing off the fact that a woman would think so. He would then go to her house "and show him one last time"... Meaning he would screw the women...
MConor # 27. October 2008, 00:53
ripp2002 # 27. October 2008, 00:54
MConor # 27. October 2008, 00:56
ripp2002 # 27. October 2008, 00:58
MConor # 27. October 2008, 01:02
qlue # 27. October 2008, 01:29
MConor # 27. October 2008, 10:09
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 12:32
note to self:
have a hormonal test done! suggest the same to Casey ! Pauli too!!!
dragon_harrower # 27. October 2008, 12:46
*wonders if Conor notices that some of the people that laughed hard were women*
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 12:52
well when they check the hormones is it a blood test or a urine test ?? Now I wonder if I stand or sit down !
have a great day Casey
dragon_harrower # 27. October 2008, 13:02
You have a great day too Angeliki!
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 13:04
ripp2002 # 27. October 2008, 14:11
pauliticalmind # 27. October 2008, 14:17
dragon_harrower # 27. October 2008, 14:40
pauliticalmind # 27. October 2008, 15:04
dragon_harrower # 27. October 2008, 15:09
Damn that sounds really wrong.
pauliticalmind # 27. October 2008, 15:21
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 16:19
don't go "dry taco" any long it is not healthy to forged the juicy part of a taco
pauliticalmind # 27. October 2008, 16:22
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 16:25
Pauli you gave me a great laugh !!
pauliticalmind # 27. October 2008, 16:29
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 16:32
no matter what he does handle any situation with bravery!
wisper:
I think we should !
dragon_harrower # 27. October 2008, 17:34
MizzMartinez # 27. October 2008, 17:46
ellinidata # 27. October 2008, 17:51
I can not tell,
these days the drapes never match the carpet!
ripp2002 # 28. October 2008, 04:16
You know; I sat there after writing that and thought; "nah, they won't go there"...
To be totally honest; I was not refering to the fun fluids... just blood and urine... No matter how much of a freak I am unire isnt fun...
How to trap a Ripp... Which are you trapping a "Ripp" with??? the taco or the "box"... Looks like that box is already taken with a long stick and I do not cross sticks with anyone...
ellinidata # 28. October 2008, 04:37
dragon_harrower # 28. October 2008, 14:38
ripp2002 # 29. October 2008, 04:38
ellinidata # 29. October 2008, 10:51
never such a thing ! never!
ripp2002 # 29. October 2008, 13:52
ellinidata # 29. October 2008, 14:01
ripp2002 # 29. October 2008, 14:03
ellinidata # 29. October 2008, 14:08
virginity does that