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A Difficult Concept to Grasp!!!

I swam towards the light and I still won the race

Government Officials!!!

So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your card! Show him your card!'

A lesson about English!The train, the love story, the love!!!

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:lol: I really like this one. :D

By dragon_harrower, # 23. July 2008, 14:15:01

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So did I...

By ripp2002, # 23. July 2008, 15:00:10

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Me too, that's really a good one! :lol:

By attilasoul, # 23. July 2008, 15:03:06

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Always listen to the farmer when he says to not go somewhere. Homer: Doh! Fricken' G-men need to learn that.

By dragon_harrower, # 23. July 2008, 15:07:04

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Did you just drop a "G-men" on my page Homer: Doh! WTF!!!

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 23. July 2008, 15:08:45

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Homer: Doh! You should know that I use out-of-date terms by now. :lol:

By dragon_harrower, # 23. July 2008, 15:13:28

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Homer: Doh! but you dont have to make the rest of us listen to it :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 23. July 2008, 15:17:04

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:lol: But where's the fun in that?

By dragon_harrower, # 23. July 2008, 15:21:02

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In south africa a 'G-man' means an obnoxious american. :lol:

By qlue, # 23. July 2008, 18:29:04

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:lol: Really? I learned something new. :happy:

By dragon_harrower, # 23. July 2008, 18:31:15

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Wow...I'm surrounded by G-Men! :eyes:

By Nerak, # 23. July 2008, 20:06:59

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:lol: just because you have a taco and pillows it doesnt mean that you are a G-man as well :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 24. July 2008, 00:48:41

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:eyes:

By dragon_harrower, # 24. July 2008, 00:51:20

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Homer: Doh!

But at least I can grope my pillows to make myself feel better. p:

By Nerak, # 24. July 2008, 03:03:06

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:eyes: there ya go; nothing like self gratification to makes ones days brighter :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 24. July 2008, 14:11:59

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Yes...and a hand-held shower head! :yes:

By Nerak, # 24. July 2008, 21:48:07

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Homer: Doh! gees, ya pervo...

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 24. July 2008, 22:48:58

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:lol: As if there's something wrong with that!

By Nerak, # 24. July 2008, 23:33:05

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Not that I know of; if there was I would be in trouble...

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 25. July 2008, 00:31:17

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By Nerak, # 25. July 2008, 01:07:30

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Well, cleanliness is next to Godliness you know :lol:

By qlue, # 25. July 2008, 07:50:18

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YES! :lol:

By angel292005, # 26. July 2008, 13:42:47

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:lol: I am sure that is the real reason for the hand held shower head :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 26. July 2008, 18:26:43

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Yes, of course! I'm clean in every way known to man!

By Nerak, # 26. July 2008, 18:40:07

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Homer: Doh! clean in every way? Where is the fun in that??? Gees, talk about boring :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 26. July 2008, 18:48:51

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I'm also sarcastic in every way known to man! Homer: Doh!

By Nerak, # 26. July 2008, 18:52:15

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:lol: so a non kinky know it all :eyes: wow that is sexy :whistle:

:devil:

By ripp2002, # 26. July 2008, 19:00:53

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:lol:

By Nerak, # 26. July 2008, 19:36:11

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