Singled Out

Recent personal events have sturred up my life quite a bit. The most disturbing thing that happened was the break-up with my girlfriend. We just got home from what seemed to be a good holiday at the seaside. For some obscure reason, she didn't think our relationship would work out, so she wanted to part ways. My "condition" worsened quite a bit due to this, I ended up feeling depressed, causing me to spiral down my subconsciousness.

During my journey through my mind, I came across all kinds of powers I didn't know I possessed, unlocking them along the way. One of these newly required powers, is the power to move stuff by merely thinking about it. You don't believe it, you say? I can understand that, it took me a while to convince myself too this wasn't just my mind playing tricks on me. But a simple experiment can prove that I'm not kidding.

Here it goes... Aaaand, done. Nothing happened, you say? Well, your eyes moved along the lines in this post, right? See, point proven, I've got the power!

Old joke, but hey, if you can't laugh about something silly now and then, you're not living fully... And laughter still remains the best remedy to cure most depressions imho, so excuse me for being silly once in a while.